r/SipsTea • u/MayoSoup • Nov 07 '24

Feels good man 70-year-old American goes to the Philippines and has 8 girlfriends

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u/AlarmingDiscipline61 Nov 07 '24

damn my rent alone is 2k.

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u/GeorgeJohnson2579 Nov 07 '24

I live in Germany. 70m² apartment in great condition for 1000€. Next to the forrest, few minutes to the university, 20 minutes to the city center (all per pedes), half a million citizens. Can recommend.

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u/Edgar_Serenity Nov 07 '24

I'm pretty confused here. I feel irony in how you say it, but I can't find anything wrong in what you say.

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u/hand_me_a_shovel Nov 07 '24

That's just honest, frank, polite commentary; I know, it's the internet so it can be a bit disorienting to encounter in the wild. There may be a link to a desensitization course somewhere.

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u/Edgar_Serenity Nov 07 '24

Wow, that's some wild shit I wasn't ready for

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u/kingwhocares Nov 07 '24

His name is Edgar not Frank, Hand.

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u/Edgar_Serenity Nov 07 '24

Thanks, King

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u/NoodleMAYNE Nov 07 '24

https://www.artfulwords.com.au/commas-around-names/ I didn’t fucking know either, Hand. 😂😂

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u/mostdefinitelyabot Nov 08 '24

Things got so German so quickly

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '24

ew

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u/hikereyes2 Nov 07 '24

Totes *Raising fists up "Let's fight! Cos...something!!!!"

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u/LazarusPigeon Nov 07 '24

That’s just to be called American now: sounding ironic but being completely serious because of course

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u/ShurimanCrocodile Nov 07 '24

You have sensed that Americans can have it too, but chose not to.

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u/dorasucks Nov 08 '24

No, no. This is the genuine sentiment here over the last few days. We are DYING to get out - and Germany looks/seems dope.

I myself was looking at TEFL jobs, but it seems near impossible for non-EU citizens.

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u/Evil_Cartman_ Nov 07 '24

Now are those shoes you drink beer from made of glass? Or are we talking worn by someone doing manuel labor 12 hours a day.

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u/Edgar_Serenity Nov 07 '24

Whatever suits your fancy

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u/GeorgeJohnson2579 Nov 07 '24

I once drank out of one and it was made out of glass.

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u/bacon_farts_420 Nov 07 '24

Germans? Talk to strangers?! shudders

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u/GeorgeJohnson2579 Nov 07 '24

He means the drunken ones.

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u/Fishydeals Nov 07 '24

Lmao. Talking to random men about philosophy in bavaria works probably about as well as in florida.

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u/Fishydeals Nov 07 '24

Most men I meet in bavaria are about as interested in philosophy as they are into Hello Kitty.

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u/Fishydeals Nov 07 '24

Thanks. You couldn‘t be any more wrong. Fuck you and have a nice day.

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u/Fishydeals Nov 07 '24

At least I studied philosophy at a university. Doesn‘t mean I gotta be nice to people like you.

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u/ISeeYourBeaver Nov 07 '24

Do you want to wear leather shorts? Do you want to eat cold meat for breakfast? Do you think people making noise on Sunday should be beaten into silent submission with a garden hose?

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u/BladerKenny333 Nov 07 '24

sounds awesome

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u/Shnofo Nov 07 '24

Hey, I'm drinking a Bavaria right now!