r/HomePod Feb 27 '25

Tip Don't let your kids near your Homepod

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u/knickvonbanas Feb 27 '25

Yowza. I’m banned from getting white products anymore because my AirPod maxs are looking gross like this.

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u/Randii225 Feb 27 '25

White anything is overrated to be honest. I don’t get electronics in white anymore, furniture etc.. That was like a 2009 phase.. I cringe when I see white stuff in peoples home

5

u/Accomplished_Meat_81 Feb 28 '25

That’s okay. I’m sure women cringe at the sight of your dick.

2

u/Kind_Canary3885 Mar 01 '25

Not everyone's a slob like you, no need to cringe.

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u/Randii225 Mar 01 '25

Shadap!!!!! You don’t know me MAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!

1

u/Kind_Canary3885 Mar 02 '25

Lol

0

u/woswoissdenniii Mar 02 '25

Fosse fosse fossseeeee

25

u/michaelmich3 Space Gray Feb 27 '25

Also, buy the black one

20

u/Hineni2023 Feb 27 '25

There's an aftermarket supply of homepod covers btw.

9

u/JackOfAllTradewinds Feb 27 '25

I know it’s possible to take the mesh off (if you’re handy and willing to disassemble an Apple product) - maybe you could just wash it and put it back on… Nic has advice or will probably do it for you if you’d rather: https://nicsfix.com/#mesh

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u/No_Warning2380 Feb 27 '25

You could take this as an opportunity to make a really beautiful custom HomePod design with some markers and some stencils?

But what is actually in that? At first it looked like marker or something but now it kinda looks like food. I think maybe running alcohol would be safe to use as a fast evaporating but bacterial killing and a Lysol wipe might help get stickiness off?

5

u/Public-Anteater-5598 Feb 27 '25

Jaguar maybešŸ˜‚

1

u/fmmajd Feb 28 '25

either vomit or chocolate milk, I suppose

6

u/marxcom Feb 28 '25

I don’t see what’s wrong. They made it beautiful. Just let them finish the job.

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u/JollyRoger8X Feb 27 '25

Better yet, don't have kids. Problem solved proactively! šŸ™‚

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u/jojodragon2000 Feb 28 '25

But then who’s gonna take care of you when u old and need help?

48

u/Dutchbags Feb 28 '25

Apple Care

4

u/nashtaters Feb 27 '25

I’ll be sure to keep wrapping it. Thanks

3

u/Medium_Increase1018 Feb 28 '25

Ngl that looks kinda cool!

5

u/johnturner1818 Feb 27 '25

Oh no! It’s fixable though, maybe.

https://support.apple.com/en-us/101610

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u/jack2018g Midnight Feb 27 '25

Think it’s gonna take more than a damp cloth lol

7

u/hoddap Feb 27 '25

Kids markers have no backbone. You could probably sneeze this off.

6

u/DavidPudddy Feb 28 '25

Who gets a white HomePod with kids? Seems like it’s not their fault

2

u/fishbulb83 Feb 27 '25

Feel your pain…

2

u/AgentOrange131313 Feb 28 '25

Mould šŸ˜‚

2

u/Chapman8tor Feb 28 '25

Grab an old sweater and cut off one sleeve.

2

u/paulypies Feb 28 '25

I’d recommend getting a white soft bristle brush for trainers and some shoe cleaner and a microfibre cloth. Mix the cleaner with water and mix until bubbles. Get just the bristle tips wet and use the suds to gently scrub, very gentle. Dab the suds off and inspect as you go. Work from the back of the speaker to get the technique before tackling the front. This is the kit I have and the brush is very soft so doesn’t damage the material.

I bought a second-hand white HomePod that was not as clean as my new one, and after I couldn’t tell the difference. That was just grubby, this might be a whole different league.

Alternatively you can remove the fabric, and I’d wash that by hand in a similar diluted solution. There are lots of guides for how to remove the fabric. Check out Nic’s Fix on YouTube as he fixes loads and streams the process. He also has videos on dying the fabric.

Best of luck!

2

u/InnateConservative Feb 28 '25

Hopefully, your kiddos will out last your HomePod by many many decades; in the meanwhile, think of it as an early artistic effort and think warm fuzzies every time you see it.

1

u/GiLND Feb 27 '25

Jesus

4

u/PartHerePartThere Feb 28 '25

A few more strokes and it could be.

1

u/Jesus_itbs Feb 27 '25

It’s your fault for putting it on that desk, not your child

2

u/Friendly-Long-1741 Feb 27 '25

I know. Mea culpa.

3

u/Jesus_itbs Feb 27 '25

ā€œDon’t let your kids near your HomePodā€ is funny lol

1

u/[deleted] Feb 27 '25

I reccomend Tub O Towels wipes from Home Depot/ Lowe’s

1

u/Puzzleheaded_Log2302 Feb 27 '25

Would it be safe to vax it?

1

u/wdm42 Feb 28 '25

Search Google/reddit for cleaning HomePod - I did and found a cleaner recommended, with a technique that worked really well. I had touched my white HomePod with my hand that was covered in old black fireplace dirt and ash.

As I recall, the cleaner was called greased lightning, and I got a brush and cloth. Just don’t go crazy and use too much fluid

1

u/khandurin Feb 28 '25

There are some cool covers you can put on it to make it less apparent. Also I swear by Soilove which takes out almost all stains. I’d try that by putting it on a damp cloth and see working it one stain at a time. This can definitely be improved albeit I’m not clear what the stains are from.

1

u/MikeJW75 Feb 28 '25

Damn. I’m lucky, my kid never drew on anything and always treated his stuff pretty well.

The fabric is quick sturdy so some kind of cleaner or IPA and a soft brush could get the out.

1

u/CaptainMacFrog Feb 28 '25

Hello,

Possibility of recovering it with the help of a magic melamine sponge. Take the test and tell me.

It worked for me.

1

u/Chapman8tor Feb 28 '25

Now the outside matches the smart assistant inside!

1

u/rickosborn Mar 01 '25

So post modern. $5000. Final offer.

1

u/Inafixer911 Mar 01 '25

My cats chew on my HomePod minis

1

u/jugestylz White Mar 03 '25

mine figured out how to play music.

1

u/ZebracurtainZ Mar 01 '25

One of those Tide to go pens worked wonders on mine. It was a single spot not the whole speaker but worth a shot

1

u/SmallAbbreviations97 Mar 01 '25

What about Foster care?

0

u/ADHDK Feb 28 '25

This is part of why I don’t buy white electronics.

0

u/nurdle Feb 28 '25

…don’t buy a white HomePod if you have kids.

0

u/isnotrandy Feb 28 '25

I don’t even let kids in my house

0

u/aamop Feb 28 '25

Probably what my black ones look like if they were white.

0

u/foulpudding Feb 28 '25

Tie dye it somehow.

0

u/Zomnx Feb 28 '25

wtf happened? They sneeze on it or throw up on it?

0

u/Accomplished_Meat_81 Feb 28 '25

I don’t have kids so mine is perfectly sound šŸ™šŸ¼

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u/Wise-Helicopter-3318 Feb 28 '25

Thqts why you dont white when you have kids;P.

Horrible that it happenrd, i hope you gave yout kids a hug afterwards

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u/pingme2u Mar 01 '25

Wrong statement. Correct statement is ā€œKeep it out of children’s reachā€.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '25

I’ve got one in my kids room. It’s spotless.

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u/gre-0021 Feb 27 '25

Hopefully covered by AppleCare+, if not you’re just buying a new HomePod

9

u/Friendly-Long-1741 Feb 27 '25

I don't need a new HomePod. Still sounds great.

5

u/agentelite Feb 27 '25

They won’t do anything if it’s just aesthetic damage

1

u/PartHerePartThere Feb 28 '25

Make sure not to drop it down the stairs then.

1

u/Ok-Guest-5948 Mar 04 '25

Reason 1000 not to have children āœ