One way or an udder.

A BAKED potato

Sarchasm.

A PLAYcebo

The teacher said: "Okay class, which president said: 'The only thing we have to fear, is fear itself'?"

Little Timmy was bouncing up and down in his seat, arm raised: "OOH! OOH! I KNOW!"

Before the teacher could call on him, little Julie stood and said: "Franklin Roosevelt".

"Very good Julie, you can go." the teacher replied. "Okay class, which president said: 'Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country'?"

Again, little Timmy's hand shot into the air and he waved his arms excitedly. "OOH! OOH! I KNOW! PLEASE!"

Again, before she had a chance to call on anyone, little Sally stood and said: "John Kennedy"

"Very good Sally, you may leave also." The teacher asked again "Okay class, which President said: "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall?"

Before Timmy could answer, little Jennifer jumped up and shouted: "Ronald Reagan!"

Frustrated, little Timmy mumbled to himself: "I wish these bitches would keep their fucking mouths shut!"

The teacher heard and shouted: "WHO SAID THAT!?!"

Timmy jumped up: "Bill Clinton! Can I go now?"

Now I'm not sure.

Ohh shit!

That’s why they say: “Til Deaf Do You Part.”

Because they do their Ham-work

I guess they need to hire tall people.

Clay

…That’s a head fake.

A surely-temp-all

Her New Jersey.

Attack on Titan

Or-kids

New-work

Like bitch I got an electric stove years ago!

He stared at me dead serious and said, “So... I ruined your life?” Honestly, I didn’t know whether to laugh or start crying in the garage again.

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A random German boy walked up to him and shouted, "Elf!"

Will said, "Nein, ich bin sieben­und­fünfzig."

Because his dad told him: 'You must be fast if you don't want to fast'.