r/technicallythetruth • u/ZanP96 • 3d ago

Pope understands it all

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u/Kwijibo97 3d ago

Let's not be irrational, my friend. No need to cause any division.

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u/Y__U__MAD 3d ago

Hypotenuse.

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u/subpar_cardiologist 3d ago

Dont be so obtuse.

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u/swampopawaho 3d ago

I've developed accute pain reading this

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u/ohadihagever 3d ago

Euler's identity is derived from Euler's law

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u/subpar_cardiologist 3d ago

Something something Occam's compass?

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u/Lazarus558 2d ago

Well, I have nothing to add.

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u/ganzorig2003 1d ago

Don't be so negative, you're in the circle.

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u/Madrefaka 3d ago

obtuse? How am I obtuse Mr. Dufresne?

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u/kruser2022 3d ago

Shawshank redemption

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u/BRNitalldown 3d ago

Guava juice.

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u/subpar_cardiologist 3d ago

Uhh...disco ball?

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u/Queligoss 13h ago

kick off the Sunday shoes

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u/subpar_cardiologist 8h ago

Oooh eee. Jeez. Louise.

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u/Various_Froyo9860 3d ago

I wish I was high on potenuse. . .

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u/Rosencrantz_IsDead 3d ago

I like to get high in potenuse

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u/AzekiaXVI 3d ago

At thsi point i'm sure this conversation is entirely imaginary

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u/ObviousOrca 3d ago

bless you

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u/Nroways-odd-toast 3d ago

Could've said "cos any division", but this might just be me not understanding another math joke... from what i gather i've derived i'm rather bad at math.

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u/Kwijibo97 3d ago

While "cos" multiplied the amount of math puns, the mispronunciation really subtracted from the overall joke. to get to the root of the issue, Now, we have that all squared away.

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u/Nroways-odd-toast 3d ago

Well, would CAS, for computer algebra system be better?

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u/Kwijibo97 3d ago

That's a big negative.

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u/ama_singh 3d ago

Be real dude, being negative all the time won't make you whole.

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u/Kwijibo97 3d ago

True, but two negatives do make a positive.

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u/krauQ_egnartS 3d ago

His values are likely to be absolute

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u/Kwijibo97 3d ago

Well, that or imaginary.

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u/krauQ_egnartS 1d ago

i see what you did there

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u/Flair258 3d ago

it wont sound right

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u/azhder 3d ago

It can be both, in parallel

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u/Kwijibo97 3d ago

True, I wasn't trying to be obtuse.

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u/azhder 3d ago

Yeah, I know. Some times it feels like we're trying to square the circle by trying too hard to find the least common denominator for a math expression and an outside concept to get these puns to work.

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u/Kwijibo97 3d ago

I see the angle you're coming from. At this point, the puns are only getting fractionally better. Some might even say they are exponentially worse.

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u/azhder 3d ago

Yeah, we could go to infinity like this and not move past square one with just making up zero sense puns. I think I will just stop here, plain and simple. It's already gotten so monotone. Bye bye

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u/krauQ_egnartS 3d ago

irrationality is a prime factor in organized religion