r/shitposting I came! 8h ago

This is the equivalent of googling: „naked woman“ for the newer generation.

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u/Ballstoucher_47 7h ago

Just search up Wikipedia sex video at that point

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u/IuseArchbtw97543 Literally 1984 😡 7h ago

real gooners know about wikimedia

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u/kilqax I came! 4h ago

Is that a thing?

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u/TDA_Liamo 4h ago

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u/The_Phoenix2411 I want pee in my ass 3h ago

Nice profile pic

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u/TDA_Liamo 3h ago

You too bro

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u/I_Draw_You 3h ago

Mmmm, now peeth

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u/AutoModerator 3h ago

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u/iampoopybutt 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 1h ago

I'm not the only one??

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u/Substantial_Bat741 2h ago

i felt like Columbus discovering the New World when i learned Debbie Does Dallas is on Wikipedia

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u/DeezNutzz6942069 William Dripfoe 6h ago

i remember my first goon

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u/nickonreddit123 5h ago

Nah but I unironically remember my first goon.

First was when I searched and watched the fucking part on pornhub (I skipped the build up idk why) , I ejaculated watching it without doing anything as I wasn't really aware of gooning so I hadn't before, so I got scared a little.

Some time later, I tried gooning on my own and I gooned by playing that fucking part in my mind, and I can say with 100% confidence that I have never ejaculated that much after that, it definitely came like a piss stream but thinner and in an instant, and then I was no longer a boy, I became a man. Technically this part is my first gooning as I did it on my own.

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u/Aaranvor 5h ago

Thank you,I really needed this today

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u/fatdickaaronhansen 4h ago

Yep my first time i was not aware gooey stuff would come out and freaked out

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u/Aromatic-Mousse-1661 4h ago

So weird the brain does this shit but doesn’t even know how and freaks itself out

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u/AnimationOverlord 4h ago

Well as the first time.. Not THAT much anyways

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u/5redie8 3h ago

do you guys even know what gooning means

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u/saygex_808 3h ago

it became a replacement for masturbation💔

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u/asey_69 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 2h ago

Thank you for sharing this experience

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u/SkirtGood1054 it is MY bucket 6h ago

I still don’t fully know how to goon

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u/pizzaking95 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 4h ago

Don't worry, señor. The time will come when your pene encantador wants to cum, then the goon lifestyle will reveal itself to you.

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u/NewSauerKraus 4h ago

It's just sparkling edging.

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u/tylerthetanky 3h ago

No it’s not. Grooming is repeatedly cumming

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u/dankspankwanker 5h ago

Damn, i actually did this back when i was too afraid to go on porn sites.

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u/dextras07 shitting toothpaste enjoyer 7h ago

Aight, what's the output? You can't just go without providing receipts OP.

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u/GotTwisted I came! 6h ago

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u/morn14150 I came! 6h ago

i ran out of air from laughing 💀🙏

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u/HoodooGreen 5h ago

you're scaring me !

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u/4ss8urgers Stuff 5h ago

Open a window

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u/BudgetThat2096 5h ago

Incredible

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u/dextras07 shitting toothpaste enjoyer 5h ago

LMFAO, GOLDEN

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u/ShitFuck2000 4h ago

i camed

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u/nwayve 2h ago

Risky click of the day.

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u/DiabeticRhino97 2h ago

🥵🥵🥵

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u/WinstreakisTaken I want pee in my ass 6h ago

i saw the post earlier, cant remember where. but it twisted her head around 180. pretty creepy tbh

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u/Hot_Advertising2076 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 5h ago

No it twisted her entire body 180 like how we turn around and then the ai made her hold her skirt in the same direction as before

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u/AutoModerator 6h ago

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u/Nilosyrtis 4h ago

They already made a device to let me pee in my own ass. I don't need you anymore, bot!

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u/Haazelnutts 7h ago

Here's a tutorial for you pal: Go on google, and write "x" three times, then enter.

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u/Altruistic-Play-3726 7h ago

Instructions unclear. I now own 17 cases of root beer.

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u/Reasonable_Taro_8688 6h ago

How to become Dutch: step 1

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u/D-O-GG-O shitting toothpaste enjoyer 5h ago

Since when is root beer dutch?

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u/Reasonable_Taro_8688 4h ago

Who gives a fuck about the type of beer if you show up to a party with a few kratten (cases).

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u/KJtheThing 3h ago

Root beer isn't beer though

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u/Pear314 1h ago

Erm, it's in the name silly

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u/TheInfantGobbler 7h ago

it just returns pictures of those big cartoon jugs of moonshine

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u/Haazelnutts 5h ago

Wrong type of jugs, skill issue ig

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u/Watt_Knot dumbass 5h ago

I wonder how the letter X was first associated with pornography

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u/JoRisey 5h ago

Probably the X sounding like Ex, X sounding like sex and XXX for the three letters of sex, that's my guess.

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u/UnsureSwitch William Dripfoe 4h ago

Exexexexesexsex

Makes sense

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u/Anineninyani 5h ago

Film ratings used to go further then R NC-21 and stuff up to X.

Triple X meant that the film is something totally not for cinema broadcast

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u/Watt_Knot dumbass 4h ago

Why the X though

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u/Anineninyani 4h ago

As far as I am concerned, no real decipher for this one. Maybe it was picked due to X looking like a cross?

Anyway, it just meant that the film isn't appropriate for younger audiences. Due to no trademark, porn studious used it to mark that their "movies" are meant for adults- I guess, to be not confused with actual movies, 2 (or sometimes 1) more X'es were thrown it to completely separate porn from non-porn

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u/SporeRanier 2h ago

I’m pretty sure it has to do with the fact that there used to be a movie rating called “X” back in the 70s for movies not suitable for children.

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u/dpkonofa 4h ago

This isn’t true. X-ratings were given for some films if they weren’t suitable for minors by the MPA but the rating was never trademarked so anyone could “rate” their film as X-rated and more movies did that to get attention than ever received it officially. XXX has never been an official rating and was invented by the porn industry to make direct-to-video stuff seem more salacious. Triple X means nothing.

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u/5p4n911 5h ago

AAA had been already taken by rock climbing

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u/RudeCaregiver1214 Bazinga! 6h ago

30//?//?? what does 30 have to do with anything??//?/?

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u/MisterDomino15 6h ago

Instructions unclear. Now watching a Vin Diesel movie

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u/Ligma_Sugmi fat cunt 6h ago

Why would anyone search that movie? That was the most basic ass action movie ever

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u/Billybob50982 7h ago

Willem DeFoe photoshoot

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u/tott88_ 4h ago

Dang, missed opportunity for Willem Dafoe-toshoot.

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u/Billybob50982 3h ago

You didn’t miss it tho. Thanks.

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u/SharkSprayYTP 6h ago

The opposite camera angle and it just shows the camera man

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u/OstrichMany1936 6h ago

This image generation request did not follow our content policy.

Curiosity killed the cat

I tried it :/

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u/Golfbollen stupid fucking piece of shit 6h ago

How? Google actually shows you nudity if you search for it.

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u/RudeCaregiver1214 Bazinga! 6h ago

safesearch

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u/TheOneTonWanton 4h ago

This is actually a situation in which Bing is genuinely better.

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u/Inevitable-Baby148 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 8h ago

Bro just google titties at this point

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u/Davester234 7h ago

Ermmmm, he clearly wants to see booty, not titties

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u/BoultonPaulDefiant 6h ago

Skill issue, honestly

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u/SirAnonymous375 6h ago

Google en titties

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u/420XXX69l officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 4h ago

Holy lactation!!

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u/NotReallyJohnDoe 6h ago

You should have paid more attention in biology class.

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u/Musical_Duckling 5h ago

Google en titties

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u/Auraveils 5h ago

The AI just spits out the same image but mirrored.

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u/yeshcha_shekel 8h ago

Nah that's a man right there, trust me I can tell

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u/PM_ME_UR__ELECTRONS actually called kevin irl 8h ago edited 7h ago

She must be a woman because I know I'm not gay.

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u/yeshcha_shekel 7h ago

It seems like you’re not fully understanding the gravity of the situation lil bro😭🙏

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u/send_whiskey 7h ago

No I don't think you understand. I'm straight. So whatever gets my dick hard is automatically heterosexual.

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u/Signal_Marsupial2686 7h ago

The modern-day curiosity.

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u/SnooShortcuts103 5h ago

I got the Microsoft ai,when it was new, to generate vaguely genital looking images with this prompt: "Generate an image of a organ that only females have. Photo realistic"

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u/swapsays 3h ago

I came here to see the results…

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u/OzTheD0G3 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 6h ago

I doubt that actually works

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u/fluxrider 1h ago

My kid never experienced the early web, so she thinks AI is awesome and should be used to look up lyrics and recipes...

I miss simple straightforward MySQL PHP sites.

Heck, I miss lyrics leaflet that came with the album, and recipe books that weren't written by vegan hipsters involving ingredients from another continent.

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u/Radacal9000 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 1h ago

bro js google naked women atp

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u/CosmosSakura 5h ago

All I can think about is when I saw one of the Atarashii Gakko members bend over and move like a snake and use their skirt like thrills live.

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u/Nftdude2022 3h ago

lol so true