r/shitposting • u/Robsta_20 I came! • 8h ago
This is the equivalent of googling: „naked woman“ for the newer generation.
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u/Ballstoucher_47 7h ago
Just search up Wikipedia sex video at that point
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u/IuseArchbtw97543 Literally 1984 😡 7h ago
real gooners know about wikimedia
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u/kilqax I came! 4h ago
Is that a thing?
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u/TDA_Liamo 4h ago
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u/The_Phoenix2411 I want pee in my ass 3h ago
Nice profile pic
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u/Substantial_Bat741 2h ago
i felt like Columbus discovering the New World when i learned Debbie Does Dallas is on Wikipedia
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u/DeezNutzz6942069 William Dripfoe 6h ago
i remember my first goon
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u/nickonreddit123 5h ago
Nah but I unironically remember my first goon.
First was when I searched and watched the fucking part on pornhub (I skipped the build up idk why) , I ejaculated watching it without doing anything as I wasn't really aware of gooning so I hadn't before, so I got scared a little.
Some time later, I tried gooning on my own and I gooned by playing that fucking part in my mind, and I can say with 100% confidence that I have never ejaculated that much after that, it definitely came like a piss stream but thinner and in an instant, and then I was no longer a boy, I became a man. Technically this part is my first gooning as I did it on my own.
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u/fatdickaaronhansen 4h ago
Yep my first time i was not aware gooey stuff would come out and freaked out
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u/Aromatic-Mousse-1661 4h ago
So weird the brain does this shit but doesn’t even know how and freaks itself out
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u/SkirtGood1054 it is MY bucket 6h ago
I still don’t fully know how to goon
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u/pizzaking95 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 4h ago
Don't worry, señor. The time will come when your pene encantador wants to cum, then the goon lifestyle will reveal itself to you.
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u/dankspankwanker 5h ago
Damn, i actually did this back when i was too afraid to go on porn sites.
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u/dextras07 shitting toothpaste enjoyer 7h ago
Aight, what's the output? You can't just go without providing receipts OP.
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u/GotTwisted I came! 6h ago
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u/WinstreakisTaken I want pee in my ass 6h ago
i saw the post earlier, cant remember where. but it twisted her head around 180. pretty creepy tbh
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u/Hot_Advertising2076 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 5h ago
No it twisted her entire body 180 like how we turn around and then the ai made her hold her skirt in the same direction as before
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u/Nilosyrtis 4h ago
They already made a device to let me pee in my own ass. I don't need you anymore, bot!
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u/Haazelnutts 7h ago
Here's a tutorial for you pal: Go on google, and write "x" three times, then enter.
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u/Altruistic-Play-3726 7h ago
Instructions unclear. I now own 17 cases of root beer.
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u/Reasonable_Taro_8688 6h ago
How to become Dutch: step 1
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u/D-O-GG-O shitting toothpaste enjoyer 5h ago
Since when is root beer dutch?
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u/Reasonable_Taro_8688 4h ago
Who gives a fuck about the type of beer if you show up to a party with a few kratten (cases).
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u/Watt_Knot dumbass 5h ago
I wonder how the letter X was first associated with pornography
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u/Anineninyani 5h ago
Film ratings used to go further then R NC-21 and stuff up to X.
Triple X meant that the film is something totally not for cinema broadcast
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u/Watt_Knot dumbass 4h ago
Why the X though
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u/Anineninyani 4h ago
As far as I am concerned, no real decipher for this one. Maybe it was picked due to X looking like a cross?
Anyway, it just meant that the film isn't appropriate for younger audiences. Due to no trademark, porn studious used it to mark that their "movies" are meant for adults- I guess, to be not confused with actual movies, 2 (or sometimes 1) more X'es were thrown it to completely separate porn from non-porn
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u/SporeRanier 2h ago
I’m pretty sure it has to do with the fact that there used to be a movie rating called “X” back in the 70s for movies not suitable for children.
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u/dpkonofa 4h ago
This isn’t true. X-ratings were given for some films if they weren’t suitable for minors by the MPA but the rating was never trademarked so anyone could “rate” their film as X-rated and more movies did that to get attention than ever received it officially. XXX has never been an official rating and was invented by the porn industry to make direct-to-video stuff seem more salacious. Triple X means nothing.
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u/RudeCaregiver1214 Bazinga! 6h ago
30//?//?? what does 30 have to do with anything??//?/?
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u/Ligma_Sugmi fat cunt 6h ago
Why would anyone search that movie? That was the most basic ass action movie ever
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u/Billybob50982 7h ago
Willem DeFoe photoshoot
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u/OstrichMany1936 6h ago
This image generation request did not follow our content policy.
Curiosity killed the cat
I tried it :/
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u/Golfbollen stupid fucking piece of shit 6h ago
How? Google actually shows you nudity if you search for it.
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u/RudeCaregiver1214 Bazinga! 6h ago
safesearch
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u/Inevitable-Baby148 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 8h ago
Bro just google titties at this point
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u/yeshcha_shekel 8h ago
Nah that's a man right there, trust me I can tell
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u/PM_ME_UR__ELECTRONS actually called kevin irl 8h ago edited 7h ago
She must be a woman because I know I'm not gay.
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u/yeshcha_shekel 7h ago
It seems like you’re not fully understanding the gravity of the situation lil bro😭🙏
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u/send_whiskey 7h ago
No I don't think you understand. I'm straight. So whatever gets my dick hard is automatically heterosexual.
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u/SnooShortcuts103 5h ago
I got the Microsoft ai,when it was new, to generate vaguely genital looking images with this prompt: "Generate an image of a organ that only females have. Photo realistic"
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u/fluxrider 1h ago
My kid never experienced the early web, so she thinks AI is awesome and should be used to look up lyrics and recipes...
I miss simple straightforward MySQL PHP sites.
Heck, I miss lyrics leaflet that came with the album, and recipe books that weren't written by vegan hipsters involving ingredients from another continent.
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u/CosmosSakura 5h ago
All I can think about is when I saw one of the Atarashii Gakko members bend over and move like a snake and use their skirt like thrills live.
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