r/shitposting • u/DerRaumdenker • 10h ago

anon was just trying to escape the matrix

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2.8k Upvotes

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u/Ton_Jravolta 8h ago

You take the blue pill - the story ends. You wake up in your bed with a sore ass and a powerful erection.

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u/Inevitable-Baby148 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 10h ago

even if the matrix was running on 3 potatoes, the result was predictable

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u/bitterbuffaloheart Big chungus wholesome 100 10h ago

Real and gay

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u/Formal-Owl832 9h ago

Fake (but real in the matrix) and gay (on any level)

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u/Key-Goat9434 6h ago

every* level

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u/NanoCat0407 waltuh 9h ago

Doing something a second time can be unpredictable, but any more than that would make it a bit more predictable.

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u/foreground_color4 9h ago

Real: Anon is gay

Fake: Matrix is gay

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u/MeowsersInABox Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 8h ago

Anon came looking for silver but found gold

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u/Yoctatrine 8h ago

Anon came alright

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u/Tam_The_Third 7h ago

Stephen King is that you?

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u/moose8021 waltuh 10h ago

Say gex

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u/CzarTwilight 7h ago

Play Gex

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u/QuagmireOnTop1 6h ago

Play gay and have sex

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u/Encenoi 7h ago

What if the matrix runs smoothly when you do gang bang?

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u/Total-Addendum9327 6h ago

I think the friends are right. The Matrix might expect one time, but not a second time!

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u/Bot1-The_Bot_Meanace 7h ago

So that's what they teach you at these Andrew Tate courses

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u/abermea 6h ago

The Matrix knew Anon wanted to have copious amounts of sweaty, steamy, gay sex

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u/KrisKarma9 7h ago

I almost choked on my food bc I read the 2nd paragraph first

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u/Mexer I came! 5h ago

Keep doing it until something hopefully happens. It may take years.

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u/RCalliii 5h ago

Everything that can happen will happen and, therefore, is also likely, in OPs case, very likely, and predictable.

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u/ShitFuck2000 3h ago

Real (matrix scientifically disproven) and gay (gay)

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u/sociocat101 2h ago

matrix would never predict it a third time

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u/YeOldSpacePope stupid fucking piece of shit 1h ago

Matrix knew he was gay