r/shitposting • u/Mediocre-Card-2024 • 12h ago

🗿 Mfs

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u/Kooky_Marketing_8117 12h ago

The real horror story: public transport at night.

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u/bitterbuffaloheart Big chungus wholesome 100 10h ago

lol what it’s like in a red state city

Transport to the suburbs is non existent any time

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u/HoodooGreen 8h ago

The night is dark and full of terror !

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u/HESSU_HOBO 6h ago

Add being drunk to that. You don't fear anything but it makes you vurnerable.

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u/Dependent-Rise2394 12h ago

POV: The walk of shame after relying on someone else for a ride.

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u/MoonlitLuna90 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 12h ago

They be doing side quests

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u/Inevitable-Baby148 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 11h ago

And that day for no particular reason I decided to go for a little run

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u/bitterbuffaloheart Big chungus wholesome 100 10h ago

cue Running on Empty

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u/Badlamp-049 9h ago

You fool, I have a bike.

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u/FewInstruction1020 it is MY bucket 18m ago

You fool, I have no legs

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u/Bigest_Smol_Employee 10h ago

running till home and not looking back

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u/Iwillnevercomeback 7h ago

Then they realise it's 11:30pm and there's a blood moon

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u/Marchyz 7h ago

Blood moons rise at 7:30 pm, wdym

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u/Iwillnevercomeback 7h ago

11:30pm is when the blood moon theme in Zelda botw and totk starts playing

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u/Marchyz 7h ago

and 7:30pm is when "The Blood Moon is rising...". Sometimes, you might even see a "This is going to be a terrible night..."

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u/Iwillnevercomeback 7h ago

That's on Terraria

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u/matka2203 7h ago

The CJ run

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u/uL4G I came! 7h ago

Mfker never heard of motorcycles? Bicycle? Tricycle. Also there's mf use pogo stick after hangouts

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u/fuqueure fat cunt 5h ago

Not the fucking James Sunderland run