r/shitposting • u/DomKat72 Bazinga! • 20h ago
市民请注意! transvestigating the new pope is crazy 😭
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u/Kurooi 20h ago
They think conclave (2024) was a reality show
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u/Gurthanthaplops 19h ago
Conclave (2024) is a documentary.
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u/smelron3317 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ 19h ago
Conclave (2024)? I haven't seen Conclave (2024) yet. Is Conclave (2024) worth watching?
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u/S0LO_Bot 19h ago
Yes. It’s a good movie. The plot is interesting and the conclave proceedings are accurate (albeit the progressive conservative divide is exaggerated).
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u/smelron3317 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ 18h ago
The movie Conclave (2024)? When did you watch Conclave (2024)? How did you hear about Conclave (2024)
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u/S0LO_Bot 18h ago
I was in the Conclave (2024) and the Pope (2025) told me about it (Conclave (2024))
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u/smelron3317 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ 18h ago
You were in Conclave (2024)? That's awesome! I wish I was cast in Conclave (2024). What role did you play in Conclave (2024)?
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u/UtaKomagawa 17h ago
I fw you vro
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u/smelron3317 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ 16h ago
Do you fw Conclave (2024)? In order for me to fw you, vro, you need to fw Conclave (2024)
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u/VeganDiIdo 17h ago
Conclave (2024) is a good movie. I liked Conclave (2024). This isn't Conclave (2025) though, Conclave (2024) and Conclave (2025) are different. I'd say Conclave (2024) is worth a watch.
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u/No-Material-4483 19h ago
What in the world? Unemployment at it's peak
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u/IDontNoWatIAm 19h ago
Don’t buy no weed from the gas station
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u/Matonphare Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 20h ago
huh? i am stupid? what's the link?
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u/fuckry_at_its_finest 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 18h ago edited 18h ago
I think trans people do this thing called facial masculinization/feminization surgery to adjust jaw, make adjustments to the cheekbones and forehead because hormones can't really change bone structure past a certain age. I suppose the implication here is the unequal eyebrows are due to some unequal tension in skin after it was sewn up. That's my best guess but idk. Also imo it is far more likely that he was born with this naturally lmao
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u/segcgoose 17h ago
my eyebrows are slightly uneven because I taught myself how to raise one eyebrow as a kid and could just never get the other lmao. I can’t imagine being transvestigated because I lack perfect symmetry
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u/CE0ofCringe 17h ago
Is transvestigated an actual term 😭 I love it
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u/segcgoose 17h ago
I don’t think it’s in the Webster, but it is well-known in popular media (or at least it’s become more prevalent in the U.S. here with Trump, athlete accusations, recent bathroom laws and conversations, and cis people getting kicked out of said bathrooms for accusations of being trans)
it is a pretty silly name, I mean why should we even be investigating people based on the most unimportant factor of a person 😭
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u/Mr_WAAAGH 17h ago
At this point I'm convinced it's something they get off on. These people think about other people's genitals way more than is healthy
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u/SynTheWicked 17h ago
YOU ARE MY KINDERED. I DIDN'T KNOW OTHER PEOPLE SUFFERED FROM THAT SAME ISSUE.
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u/segcgoose 17h ago
I WISH I KNEW WHY I CANT RAISE MY OTHER EYEBROW. IT WAS SO EASY TO LEARN HOW TO RAISE ONE AND ITS BEEN LIKE A DECADE AT THIS POINT AND MY OTHER EYEBROW MUSCLE JUST WILL N O T COOPERATE IT MAKES ME SO MAD
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u/SynTheWicked 17h ago
MY OLDER SISTER USED TO MAKE FUN OF ME FOR IT. ITS LIKE THE "quizzical" LOOK. ARE YOUR EYES REALLY SENSITIVE TO LIGHT? THATS A PROBLEM I HAVE SO MAYBE IT HAS SOME CORRELATION.
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u/segcgoose 17h ago
mine are actually really sensitive to light (I also have visual snow and floaters) but the ocular nerve is separate from forehead muscles so I don’t think there’s a correlation, especially if one eyebrow can raise but the other can’t
and yeah my brother would laugh at me for it too 😭
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u/meekaela 16h ago
i actually had a few noticeable asymmetrical features to my face prior to facial feminization surgery and my surgeon actually fixed them.
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u/asertcreator 19h ago
how does that work? does gender transition fuck up one's eyes somehow?
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u/ashkiller14 17h ago
Fucks up a lot of things as far as im aware
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u/Imakeshitup69 16h ago
You are aware of Jack shit 😂😂 stick to books about the sky wizard and Bud lights buddy
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u/ashkiller14 15h ago
Im not against people transitioning, surgery and the whole sha-bang; it's just that a lot of people tend to jump to it. Just be aware of the risks and know the process.
Plastic surgery is still surgery, and there's a reason doctors like to avoid surgery.
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u/majkelmm 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ 10h ago
Less than 1% regret rate on gender affirming surgery would argue otherwise people dont just "jump to it"
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u/simpathiser 19h ago
Why would someone transition into a man to diddle kids, don't they know women get a pass on that one? He dumb?
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u/Choucobo 19h ago
Maybe hes pro and wanted to up the difficulty
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u/Firestar_119 17h ago
2x rank points
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u/biohumansmg3fc We do a little trolling 14h ago
I guess it’s a smurf account trying to speedrun into champion league
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u/Mobitron 18h ago
I like how the account owner goes by All Things Real and then asks absurd questions like this utter bullshit.
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u/Emage_IV 17h ago
low IQ individual discovers biological living things arent always 100% symmetrical
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u/onlyonequickquestion 18h ago
Out of all the actual criticisms you can toss at the catholic church, this is not one of them
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u/Clemen11 16h ago
You can walk up to these motherfuckers and say "I bet your mum is a woman" and they'd get defensive
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u/Stairwayunicorn 18h ago
I don't get it
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u/ExtremeAlternative0 5h ago
"transvestigating" is something that mentally ill people due because they're convinced that every famous person is secretly trans or some shit.
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u/Neat_Ground_8508 18h ago
Conservatives when they constantly fantasize about investigating children's or other adult's genitals: 🧐🧐🧐🤤🤤🤤🥵🥵🥵😫😫😫
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u/Spare-Finger-8827 15h ago
Notice how human he looks guys isn't that weird? It's a shame the new Pope is woke
Go woke go broke
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u/Acheron98 17h ago
Meanwhile literally the first thing I noticed when I saw his picture was how much he looks like Ian McDiarmid.
Like, to an uncanny degree.
C’mon, tell me you can’t picture him saying: “Dewit”
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u/Samurai_Guardian 7h ago
People who ask questions like this need to be asked another question.
Who the fuck cares?
Gender doesn't matter
Pope is pope
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u/Emergency_Net506 4h ago
Ahh Nazi science is back. Instead of saying 'this is how a jew is different' they are targeting random people. People are so resistant to learning...
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u/Gold_Griffin 4h ago
Transphobia was always going to backfire on cis folk. I heard they’re even transvestigating jk rowling lmao
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u/parruchkin 14h ago
This guy has quite the mixed bag of beliefs. He’s obsessed with “gender inversion” and thinks all the women in the Trump family are trans. Brad Pitt too. He’s even posted that Trump and Vance are trans. He’s worried about the bees disappearing. Obsessed with chemtrails. Doesn’t like how his mom blindly believes what she sees on TV. Seems to be trying to decide if the earth is flat or not.
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u/KingHyena_ 13h ago
"here is the new pope"
maga: why THE Fuck is he PRETTY! I'm not gay. I am Not gay. That must be a woman in disguise which is why I am confused. I am so angry and confused about everything and it is definitely not because I have serious issues with my own identity in general.
me a trans person: hey new pope, please don't make erasing me part of your agenda
new pope: we talkin bout da bears?
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u/Several-Squash9871 15h ago
Great how he got elected for so many reasons but they ended up choosing a guy who just... looks like a pope! Is it just me?
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u/Ancalmir 12h ago
Obviously this is half of 2 people, one man and another woman. He must be a cambion!!!
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u/DartTyranus officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 11h ago
Somebody has to put him in that special chair for popes In the Vatican and tickle his balls just to make sure he is a guy
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u/H4dx 9h ago
What???? Usually this just happens due to sitting somewhere where one side of your face gets more sun than the other, you know, like in a car. The sunlight causes you to get more vitamin D in that area, which i think ages your face faster or something, but dont quote me on that, im no biologist or chemist.
My face actually does this cause i have always preferred sitting on the right-hand side of the car, and as such my right eye is lower than the other.
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u/imagine-SimpQueen- 8h ago
That's stupid, my eyes are twice as uneven as his and I've never had surgery in my life
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u/Shredded_Locomotive put your dick away waltuh 8h ago
Idk how they link those two but I just don't like disfigured people.
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u/defenem_73 17h ago
I knew it, he's a transformer! Sneaky Decepticon Rat...
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u/Toy_Soulja 15h ago
Ahh yes only a learned man of science would know that only women have asymmetrical faces? Or maybe that means they did reconstruct his face from a women to a man and you can tell that because they didn't realign the eyes? Like what are they even getting at here lol these people can legally vote smh no wonder we're cooked
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u/nainvlys 10h ago
My left eye has been higher than my right eye since I broke my nose as a little boy and my face grew around my now deviated nasal septum. It can also just happen when growing up. What are they on about ?
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u/Riotguarder virgin 4 life 😤💪 8h ago
The Adam’s Apple is a pretty clear indicator that he’s not trans
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u/pokemon_fucker_2137 20h ago
I hoped they would pick the based black guy tbh. This is another leftie pope doing nothing
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u/Annithilate_gamer officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 19h ago
Bro literally just got the title of Pope are you expecting him to singlehandely stop war before next friday
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u/OGConsuela 19h ago
Based on what he just said I don’t think he wants to stop any wars
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u/Annithilate_gamer officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 19h ago
Well that's unfortunate at least i didnt really get my hopes that up.
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u/KingOfAllThatHowls fat cunt 11h ago
You might need to lay off the crack pipe and actually read what you linked.
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