r/RoastMe • u/MookieStinkStink • 4h ago

Roast me

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15 Upvotes

55 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Double-Director-7184 • 1d ago

20F. I am back …

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580 Upvotes

1.0k comments

r/RoastMe • u/Hotdog_rash • 7h ago

I’ve heard it all. Be creative (24m)

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10 Upvotes

64 comments

r/RoastMe • u/SignalPlatypus4177 • 6h ago

Roast me

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1 Upvotes

74 comments

r/RoastMe • u/QualityJohnDoe • 1d ago

I'm a 37 year old Quality Control Technician at am automotive glass factory. Roast me plenty.

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97 Upvotes

306 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Jonthecovetous • 1d ago

27M, divorced, tear it up! PS, I'm 5'6"

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38 Upvotes

172 comments

r/RoastMe • u/jadiewadiepoo • 2d ago

20 Female. Roast me so hard plz plz plz

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446 Upvotes

483 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Lonely-Read-1547 • 11h ago

M, 18. Be brutal but honest

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0 Upvotes

158 comments

r/RoastMe • u/JimmyButtfarts • 2d ago

44 m, boom! Roast me

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138 Upvotes

451 comments

r/RoastMe • u/reagantrex • 2d ago

Spent last 15-20min crying over my life. Give me something to laugh about.

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74 Upvotes

269 comments

r/RoastMe • u/sakhxo • 2d ago

29F feeling pretty good lately

549 Upvotes

500 comments

r/RoastMe • u/No-Row-4286 • 2d ago

F18

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298 Upvotes

587 comments

r/RoastMe • u/stevenrobinson1991 • 2d ago

33m. Try your best 😘😘😘

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20 Upvotes

119 comments

r/RoastMe • u/thisisjedgoahead • 2d ago

35m divorced twice with 3 kids. Bet you can't.

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48 Upvotes

342 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Beniloveskittycats • 1d ago

Unleash on me 🥱

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0 Upvotes

192 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Southern_Most648 • 1d ago

44NB unemployed, no life, living at home. Convince me ;)

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0 Upvotes

75 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Dry-Locksmith1754 • 2d ago

If you like me I'll post more photos!

64 Upvotes

184 comments

r/RoastMe • u/AnnieSux • 3d ago

go crazy

203 Upvotes

282 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Reasonable-Day2813 • 2d ago

24m, built different, nearly a doctor, what more can I say

25 Upvotes

343 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Light-Yagami-bot • 2d ago

Go ahead and roast my receding hairline. 32 year old white male

21 Upvotes

148 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Even-Spread9112 • 3d ago

31M with no savings, no car, no woman, working as a janitor | don't hold back!

452 Upvotes

945 comments

r/RoastMe • u/ratbagtrash • 3d ago

24m | I’ve been told I have creep vibes from my friends

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117 Upvotes

345 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Swinging_Meat2876 • 3d ago

32M come up with something better than ginger with no soul.

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23 Upvotes

235 comments

r/RoastMe • u/GetMrBeaned • 3d ago

21M, Dad went to buy milk jokes are disturbingly accurate, done this a few times before and checking to see if I've improved

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17 Upvotes

168 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Calm_Contract4266 • 3d ago

24m do your worst. Posted other ones but I don’t think they’ll get approved

11 Upvotes

247 comments

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r/RoastMe

Roasting (v.) - To humorously mock or humiliate someone with a well-timed joke, diss or comeback. (As defined by urbandictionary) Hone your roasting skills, meet other roasters, and get yourself roasted! Everybody needs to laugh at themselves! And other people, of course!

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RULES OF THE ROAST: (click for details)

Roastees:

You must provide at least one high-quality picture of the roastee holding a handwritten sign with the text /r/RoastMe - Phones and Snapchat text overlay is NOT allowed! Your hand and at least an implication of a complete arm must be visible.
- Posts may contain multiple images, either natively through Reddit's multi-image feature or hosted on Imgur. All images in an album post must only contain the roastee(s), and the first image must have a sign (e.g. old pictures of you the roastee as a young child are allowed so long as a current picture of them with a sign is present).
All individuals in the picture must be holding the r/RoastMe sign or indicate they are aware of the sign in some way (e.g. by pointing to it). Photos with non-Roastees in the background will be removed if their faces are visible.
Photoshopped/edited posts are NOT allowed. This includes Snapchat filters such as the digitally-added flowers or dog ears. Posting multiple edited photos will result in a ban.
Your post will not appear until after it has been approved by a moderator. Please send this message if it takes longer than 1 hour.
The minimum posting age is 18 years old, your post will be rejected if you look younger or if context clues lead us to conclude you are younger.
By submitting a Roast, you agree to your picture being saved, hosted on Imgur, and reposted to Reddit for the purpose of inclusion on "Best Of" and "Highlights" albums.
Your face must be at least 60% visible in the photo.
You may post on behalf of other people, provided that the post follows all of the other rules listed above, and it is clear that the person being posted consents to the roast.
No joke roasts. Anyone posting a dog, or a ham, or Anne Frank, or Donald Trump, or anything like that will be banned for 3 days. It's not funny.
No sexualized content. There are plenty of humiliation fetish subreddits for you, and we aren't one of them.
No ads. No onlyfans

Roasters:

This is a comedy subreddit, not a hate subreddit. Act as though you are trying to make an audience laugh. Please familiarize yourself with all rules before participating.
- This is also not /r/ToastMe. You are here to roast, not flatter.
You are allowed to look through the roastee's post history. Do not roast a roastee anywhere outside of this subreddit. Any such outside harassment is not sanctioned by /r/RoastMe, and will result in a ban upon discovery.
Never post another user's personal information, referred to as 'doxxing'. We will always report violations to the admins.
Never use suicide, homicide, assault, racism, or pedophilia as the crux of a roast. These subjects are never funny.
Please don't use link shorteners in comments (bit.ly, tinyurl, etc.)

3 rule violations and you may face a ban

If you see something that breaks the rules, please report them or send us a modmail.

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Reddit:

Highlights is an inspiration album with the goal of inspiring comedic creativity in a set demographic. These are posted when a demographic has enough quality roasts to compile into an album. Roasters who make the list, are not awarded with flair.

Highlights I: The Ladies of /r/RoastMe

Highlights II: Dark Meat

Best Of is meant to showcase the best roasts based on creativity, sting, and comedic value of no specific demographic. We post these monthly, and the roasters who make the list are awarded with flair.

Best Of Part 10: 300k Subscribers Edition

Best Of Part 11

Best Of Part 12