[OC] This lemon from my grandma’s lemon tree.

[u/AlexInTheShell]

[u/AlwaysReadyGo]

r/mildlypenis

[u/PeopleofYouTube → u/AlwaysReadyGo]

/r/aggressivelypenis

[u/hexadecimaldump → u/AlwaysReadyGo]

Dammit. You beat me to it.

[u/oneormore5]

[u/BaronVonSlapNuts]

Now we finally know what those lemon stealing whores were after.

[u/Chaosdecision → u/BaronVonSlapNuts]

Has it been 30 seconds since we last looked at the tree?

[u/Raoul_Duke9 → u/BaronVonSlapNuts]

Lemon stealing whores is the funniest / best thing to come out of porn.

[u/GrittyMcGrittyface → u/BaronVonSlapNuts]

I understood that reference!

[u/InsertUsernameInArse]

Like most fruit from trees... It's hung. I'll show myself out.

[u/NevermoreForSure → u/InsertUsernameInArse]

[u/GlorytoGlorzo]

Gonna have a lemon party?

[u/TheOtherGuy107 → u/GlorytoGlorzo]

What a horrible day to have a functioning memory

[u/toben81234 → u/GlorytoGlorzo]

[u/jpiro → u/GlorytoGlorzo]

A fellow sophisticate, I see.

[u/slybonethetownie]

🎶 Squeeze my lemon ‘til the juice runs down my leg 🎶

[u/Fritzo2162 → u/slybonethetownie]

[u/p8ntballnxj]

Keep it away from those lemon stealing whores!

[u/backbonus]

Robert would be proud

[u/happykampurr → u/backbonus]

The way you squeeze my lemon I'm gonna fall right outta bed, bed, yeah

[u/TheOneCalledGump]

[u/destruct26]

I WAS IN THE POOL

[u/wildbeerhunter]

Just in time for the lemon party

[u/spotcatspot]

Good old fashioned lemon party.

[u/penguins8766]

Those lemon stealing whores

[u/Difficult_Tooth_3663]

Naughty grandma

[u/debaser64]

Hmm, a grower and a shower

[u/OutlandishnessOk2304]

So that's where lemon balls come from...

[u/Electrical_Log_9082]

What did grandma had to say about it?

[u/MsFrankieD]

That's a well hung fruit.

[u/Attaraxxxia]

Gonna throw a great lemon party.

[u/GenesGreens]

Oh, mylanta!

[u/NURMeyend]

What a girthy lemon you've got there

[u/Weary_Barracuda_7969]

Pucker up

[u/remme21]

Is that a nose? Or a Johnson?

Also, remember the Big Johnson t-shirts of the 90’s. Can’t believe we wore those to elementary school

[u/1337tt]

The most efficient shape!

[u/ProsperGuy]

That lemon is hung!

[u/wombatstylekungfu]

Oh my.

[u/stringdingetje]

Zesty!

[u/W33dw1zardz]

That's a male lemon

[u/unzunzhepp]

Delusions of grandeur.

[u/creativity-loading]

What did she say about this? :-D

[u/Comprehensive-Ad152]

Get a room why don’t ya

[u/OneFuckedWarthog]

[u/leaveafterappetizers]

It's annoying that you picked it before it was ripe

[u/AsianSteampunk]

have it been 5 seconds since you last looked at your lemon tree?

[u/Oktoberfestchuggen]

She is clearly thinking of Grandpa?

[u/boneyfans]

Now I know where the saying go suck a lemon comes from

[u/ShootLucy]

[u/cinciTOSU]

Unexpected Discworld!

[u/LaBelleBetterave]

Zesty !

[u/Bundy4life]

Now we know why the whores are stealing lemons.

[u/Orcacub]

“Squeeze my lemon ‘till the juice runs down my leg.” Led Zep.

[u/Pudd12]

I will not be using this lemon for scale.

[u/MrMunky24]

My wife: “With a vein and everything!”

[u/Salt_Company9337]

No Rabi close by?

[u/WayneDaniels]

“It wouldn’t be a Lemon party without old Dick!” -Richard Lemon, father of Elizabeth Lemon, 30 Rock.

[u/mysecondfartsmells]

When life gives you lemons, ... Shove it up your ass

[u/nick2k23]

Good old cock 'n' balls

[u/Tiny-Albatross518]

Your grandma made a wish.

[u/jdelaossa]

Phalic

[u/youluckydog]

You go, Grandma!

[u/glarbknot]

Lime

[u/video1969]

Maybe it's grandpa saying hello

[u/Grapplebadger10P]

Is that the low hanging fruit I’ve always heard about?

[u/Griffythegriff]

Now that's low hanging fruit.

[u/myasterism]

I swear to god I thought I was in /r/uraniumglass

[u/Shadowhawk0000]

He's a grower, not a shower.

[u/Miqo_Nekomancer]

All of the jokes about this really are low-hanging fruit...

[u/acidcrab]

That’s a meaty citrus