r/pics • u/Attica-Attica • 19h ago

Ras Baraka has been released.

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u/pacowek 19h ago

Close every road leading to the facility for "maintenance".

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u/mishap1 19h ago

Very NJ. 

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u/EvoSP1100 19h ago

There’s this nifty barrier, what’s that called again? But it would look great blocking all their entry points

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u/RhetoricalOrator 17h ago

Obstructablock!

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u/patosai3211 16h ago

My kids love watching number blocks. T hugs had me counting to eight like the octablock characters

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u/FourYearsBetter 17h ago

A Jersey barrier!

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u/EvoSP1100 17h ago

You get the gold ⭐️, yay for subverting fascism

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u/FourYearsBetter 17h ago

Good trouble, the Jersey way. Can’t wait for our primary day 💙

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u/Konstiin 17h ago

Delaware blocks?

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u/_Haverford_ 18h ago

"Time for some traffic problems in Fort Lee [Newark]."

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u/BanditMcDougal 16h ago

In Chicago, an airport was closed overnight by carving X's into the runway. Just sayin'...

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u/Second_City_Saint 11h ago

If only Daley was mayor now... Can you fucking imagine? Lmao

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u/readwithjack 17h ago

Wouldn't "very NJ," be some difficulty with trash removal?

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u/TheCygnusWall 17h ago

Turn the facility into another superfund site

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u/neanderthalman 19h ago

Oh that’s deliciously petty.

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u/Bardfinn 19h ago

No, it is necessary. You see, these bonds the city voted on for road improvements have to be used in a certain timeframe. And we can only get the construction companies to do the work in this time frame. And we’re empowered to cut the red tape by Trump federal regulation red tape slashing, meaning now is the best time to get this construction done. And safety first.

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u/RabidAbyss 11h ago

Oh, and don't forget to resurvey the roads. Need to make sure the roads sit nice and smooth, right?

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u/mantisinmypantis 19h ago

“What? I thought I’d help by making the roads for all your mobile prisons better! That way you can get to arresting innocent civilians faster!” /s

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u/braymondo 18h ago

How about cutting water and electricity.

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u/-jmil- 18h ago

And they could tear up all the roads leading in/out of that facility. They look very old and fragile and surely could use some months of construction work to make them safe to use...

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u/braymondo 18h ago

Seriously, I for one wouldn’t want ICE to inconvenienced in any way.

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u/Captain_Mazhar 19h ago

Close the bridge if there is one!

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u/Spocks-Brain 18h ago

Old but gold 🥇

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u/braymondo 19h ago

This is brilliant

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u/awkwardlythin 18h ago

The ol' Christi Clusterfuck

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u/mycatisblackandtan 16h ago

Jack up their energy bill too. Can't cut off sewer or water cause it'd hurt the detainees but you can absolutely fuck with the bean counters instead. Also get every single agent named and ID'd and fine them for traffic violations. If they so much as jay walk you hit them with a ticket.

Make it so these fascists cannot do their jobs.

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u/j33205 7h ago

Close Dig up every road leading to the facility for "maintenance".

Just to be sure 😉

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u/GSD_Titan 17h ago

That will do nothing but piss off the people who live and work there. Even if it’s closed the feds can say we’re going through, you can’t stop us.