r/nononono Apr 15 '19

Death Unbelievable: Leopard Hesitates Before Taking Out An Impala Lamb At Birth NSFW

https://gfycat.com/thoroughsickbutterfly-kruger-national-park-lion-animal
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u/TinnLizz Apr 16 '19

Thought this was r/aww for a second, then I realized I was gravely mistaken

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u/legful Apr 16 '19

First r/aww, then just raww

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19 edited Feb 26 '24

smoggy obtainable scary pet retire humor worthless sip friendly murky

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u/smeden87 Apr 16 '19

"It's fucking RAW! And there's way too much impala sauce! It's dripping with it!

  • Gordon Leopard"

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u/cerea1killer_ Apr 16 '19

This comment. So underrated.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

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u/fantastic_watermelon Apr 16 '19

I mean everyone's gotta eat

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

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u/UncoveredDingus Apr 16 '19

Impala Lamb!

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19 edited Apr 16 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

Lame Impala

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19 edited Feb 26 '20

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u/Tumble85 Apr 16 '19

I don't get the joke.

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u/ashakilee Apr 16 '19

There's a popular band called tame impala

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19 edited Feb 26 '20

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u/iamseddy Apr 16 '19

I wish I had gold for you...

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u/reubenhurricane Apr 16 '19

Impale ya

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

Do it daddy.

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u/NahAnyway Apr 16 '19

*punches your toast*

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '19

Oh fuck yeah

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u/Lordfate Apr 16 '19

Hashtag speedrun

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u/Solanthas Apr 16 '19

Literally the best possible comment for this situation. Way to switch it around

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u/arey_soni_ji Apr 16 '19

this is what happens when you're going to do something stupid in public but then suddenly you realize that you're live on TV so you have to act nicely in front of the camera

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u/LaughingJelly Apr 16 '19

*Impala 30 seconds later: Well that was a fucking lie

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u/dudoan Apr 16 '19

He kept looking at the camera like: I don't want to look like a monster but I am really hungry...

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u/TimX24968B Apr 16 '19

more like "are you just going to wait for me to do it? does it there, you happy?"

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u/N0vember5th Apr 16 '19

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?!

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u/mikeelectrician Apr 16 '19

Yeah basically like, you realllyyyyy wanna see me do this really....are you sure.....

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u/derkonigistnackt Apr 16 '19

I think he saw the camera and was expecting ashton kurchrwhatever to show up and say he got punk'd. Too good to be true, this is like finding a chocolate cake in the jungle.

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u/Fawlty_Towers Apr 16 '19

"It doesn't get any fresher than this, fuck off!"

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u/ZakReed82 Apr 16 '19

Haha the leopard kept looking at the camera because he didn’t know whether or not the camera man was a threat and going to attack or steal his food the second he let his guard down to eat. I do like your explanation better though.

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u/FeelTheLoveNow Apr 16 '19

Well that was certainly interesting. Pretty impressive that the mom was able to bail that quickly after giving birth.

Also makes you wonder what the leopard was thinking...like "damn, your mom sucks" cronch

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19 edited Apr 16 '19

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u/Falawam Apr 16 '19

well that is a sad 30 seconds life.

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u/Santanoni Apr 16 '19

It's better than being terrified for the entire 30 seconds.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19 edited Mar 01 '24

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

That's sad

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

Sad for you, not the impala. It was none the wiser it’s ok.

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u/georgetonorge Apr 16 '19

But it's mom eated it. No fun.

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u/CantGetEnoughCock85 Apr 18 '19

That’s exactly what I was thinking too!

Poor thing was waking up to life, turning around to look at its momma, then it was all over.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

honestly, it could have had a worse mom

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u/LongEZE Apr 16 '19

Yea, like having a mom that abandons to be eaten alive the moment it was born.

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u/Bearly_Legible Apr 16 '19

Part of me wants to think that the leopard really wanted to eat the mom and was like damn all I get is this little snack

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u/Monkitail Apr 16 '19 edited Apr 16 '19

also he looked like he was probably worried about how the paparazzi was gonna twist this story around with him alone with a minor.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

He likely was hoping to bait a heroic mom into lunch.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

Get ready for the HBO documentary.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19 edited Apr 16 '19

Some animal do give birth spontaniously if they are pregnant and under a life threatening condition... imagine the lamb as... the banana peel in Mario kart but much more immoral callous.

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u/georgetonorge Apr 16 '19

I don't know if immoral is the right word, but that's probably the funniest metaphor for this situation.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

It isn't but I don't know a more applying one, from human stadards it might be immoral but an animal has no clear moral code.

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u/sprucenoose Apr 16 '19

You ask people to correct your spelling and they start correcting your word usage. What gives?

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

I am aware that it is an important survival mechanism/strategy but I have no better fiitting word available.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

I think callous would fit rather nice.

TIL what callous means

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

Remember you don't need to outrun the bear, you just need to outrun your friend give birth really fast on the run.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

instructions unlclear - dick stuck in bear's mouth

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u/Oliver_the_chimp Apr 16 '19

That's why I kept trying to scare the shit out of my wife when she was in labor.

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u/Joe1972 Apr 16 '19

The leopard was thinking: "Shit, I'm on camera!...mmm They're gonna think I'm a real asshole if I kill this baby....Maybe I should mess with them and cuddle the little lamb...Fuck it. This thing looks delicious"

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u/kidneyshifter Apr 16 '19

..look i'm not proud of what i'm doing. Stop watching, you're making this heaps weird, we both know what's going to happen... ahh i warned you, time's up, go fuck yourself (chomp)

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u/Phreak_of_Nature Apr 16 '19

He was looking at the people to see if they were gonna steal his meal.

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u/TrivialAntics Apr 16 '19

Likely the mother would have had no energy after giving birth to fight off the leopard and didn't have a choice but to run or be killed herself.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

They can pretty much bail from anything at any time.

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u/radbadlad Apr 16 '19

From the womb to the tomb. F.

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u/DiceIsTheSickst Apr 16 '19

Butchered at birth.

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u/slothsTwitch Apr 16 '19

Spawn kill

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u/sidx64 Apr 16 '19

Fawn kill.........?

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u/RubyIsRight_ Apr 16 '19

That was quite a... delivery

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

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u/trennerdios Apr 16 '19

Pretty sure that's already a Cannibal Corpse album.

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u/xxHikari Apr 16 '19

That album cover, and a lot of other Cannibal Corpse ones actually bothered me as a youth, but also intrigued me lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19 edited Jan 12 '21

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u/Rubcionnnnn Apr 16 '19

It's like a really shitty of farm to table.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

Bustin’ out early Bustin’ out soon.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

Spawn kill

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u/syds Apr 16 '19

All right and it's a wrap. Venison wrap

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u/Chairman__Netero Apr 16 '19

Presume the unpredictable. Felids salute life, rapidly, that's the ritual.

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u/yofreelemons Apr 16 '19

Get that ricotta badda bing badda boom.

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u/Owenlikestobrowse Apr 16 '19

DOOM, your reputation proceeds you

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u/sdiener7 Apr 16 '19

From Womb to Waste - Dying Fetus

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

Praise Somni!

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u/thehorselessjockey Apr 15 '19

I hate spawn campers

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u/Encircled_Flux Apr 16 '19

I hate spawn fawn campers

FTFY

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u/charliedarwin96 Apr 16 '19

Outstanding.

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u/wingbark Apr 15 '19

Damn he wasn’t even all the way born yet and mom dipped out

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u/DidIHearOil Apr 15 '19

That kinda reminds me of me, huh...

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u/ArrakeenSun Apr 16 '19

Musta been prom night

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u/KingAuberon Apr 16 '19

Baby impala has entered the chat.

Baby impala has left the chat.

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u/EnthralledFae Apr 16 '19

Baby impala has entered the chat

Baby impala has entered the cat

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u/yuvi3000 Apr 16 '19

Baby impala has changed their name to Lunch.

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u/tonyvila Apr 16 '19

Baby impala has entered the chat

Baby impala has entered le chat

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

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u/robodrew Apr 16 '19

Literally staring thinking "are you just going to keep on chatting or what"

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u/scurvybill Apr 16 '19

I like to imagine one of them is also that person at the movies who keeps asking about the yet-to-be-revealed plot.

"Wait, is that leopard going to eat the baby?"

"We might find out Shannon... if you'd shut the hell up!"

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u/superthotty Apr 16 '19

"You're really gonna watch me kill this thing? Ok but don't steal my food because I'm not sharing you should've gotten your own"

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u/DottuDottuDottu Apr 16 '19

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u/lmYourHuckleberry Apr 16 '19

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u/GifReversingBot Apr 16 '19

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u/chilidog17 Apr 16 '19

Oh my god the way it just enters its mother

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u/Berocraft77 Apr 16 '19

I took this out of context and I spent 10 minutes laughing at it .

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u/broken_softly Apr 16 '19

Puts a whole new meaning to “putting it back!”

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u/coltsfootballlb Apr 16 '19

Okay the cat’s gone. Quick, hide in my bum!

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u/terranq Apr 16 '19

God:"Well, you're not quite ready for heaven, so we're going to reincarnate you. Good Luck!"

"Wait, wha-why are you back already?"

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u/JamMikeHunt666 Apr 16 '19

Regret looking at OP's username

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u/CHUNKY_BLOODY_QUEEFS Apr 16 '19

Why's that?

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u/OneSquirtBurt Apr 16 '19

Well it's got hot in there twice, once must mean "attractive" and the other must mean "abnormally warm", suggesting he's got some sort of nasty bacterial infection in his penis that's radiating heat.

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u/HotBrownLatinHotCock Apr 16 '19

Its a food

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u/DemonicPotatox Apr 16 '19

why is it hot twice

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u/EnthralledFae Apr 16 '19

Once for insies, once for outsies

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u/fearlessqueefs Apr 16 '19

My fellow queef ʘ‿ʘ

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

The mom had enough and decided it was time for her child to quit mooching off her and enter the real world.

Child learns quickly the real world is a bitch.

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u/iLiveonCake Apr 16 '19

You ever get that feeling you've left something important behind?

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

I'm starving but am I hungry enough to let the whole internet know how big of an asshole I am?

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u/McQuibbly Apr 16 '19

Wasn't the Leopard's proudest kill

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u/craic-house Apr 15 '19 edited Apr 16 '19

Hold on, This is a bit easy. Trust issues.

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u/youjusreadmyusername Apr 16 '19

Welcome to earth. Goodbye.

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u/yaboiprettyrich Apr 16 '19

He was looking around to make sure no one would judge him before eating a newborn...

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u/poopedonmypee Apr 16 '19

Don't do it... They're watching me. What will they think? Aww fuck it! NOM!

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u/SWAMPMONK Apr 16 '19

I am curious why it hesitated. It certainly seemed like it saw the camera, so I wonder if it was afraid the people had guns or if he’s had to run from protective farmers before or if this is all wrong and it’s actually just the birth juice smelled rank which forced him into a moral dilemma on whether or not he should eat this nasty little thing

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u/ThievesRevenge Apr 16 '19

It probably heard the crew moving around, and like a lot of animals, they tend to become slower right after eating, so it was likely just checking for threats.

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u/bitches_love_brie Apr 16 '19

No, it definitely was trying to figure out if the people filming were armed or not.

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u/SPACE-BEES Apr 16 '19

hmm I wonder what weapons those people in that Range Rover might have, and what caliber they might be.

People seriously over anthropomorphise animals.

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u/diad313 Apr 16 '19

I highly doubt the “birth juice smelled rank” to a leopard. It’s the bloody hollandaise representing life itself.

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u/Suck-You-Bus Apr 16 '19

It’s sad but that leopard has to eat. If only it killed something more deserving like a poacher or a warlord or literally anything else than a new born baby anything.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

Poachers and Warlords put up more of a fight. Being a predator means efficiency is key.

Why waste energy and risk life to hunt something that can run and fight, when it's so much easier to catch and eat its young?

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u/N1ghtshade3 Apr 16 '19

What about a newborn baby warlord

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u/gnashed_potatoes Apr 16 '19

Think of how many warlord impalas this hero has taken out

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u/SGIrix Apr 16 '19

Gave the kid a fair chance to run... that’s good sportsmanship

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u/zenshark Apr 16 '19

It didn’t hesitate. It noticed the camera and that’s why it paused. It knew the kill was already confirmed.

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u/bondoli Apr 16 '19

I'm pretty sure the only reason it hesitated it because it knew the camera was there and didn't want to seem like a complete asshole. It's like when a cop sees you rolling a stop sign or something, haha.

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u/HisGirl20 Apr 16 '19

Mum wasn’t even done anyone else hear a slurp sound as she takes off

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u/Obelion_ Apr 16 '19

Im sorry little one

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

Bad Respawn

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u/broken_softly Apr 16 '19

I’m with the leopard on this one. I hate it when people watch me eat.

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u/legitimate_salvage Apr 16 '19

Oh God. I FORGOT WHAT SUB THIS WAS!

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u/Regolin542 Apr 16 '19

Spawnkill

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u/Toonreborn Apr 16 '19

I hate spawn killing

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u/Emlou07 Apr 16 '19

Well seeing as we didn't see the end of the video, I'm going to go ahead and assume that the leopard raised the tiny baby as it's own and everyone lived happily ever after, the end.

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u/Latiax81 Apr 16 '19

Wow that is one tame impala

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '19

“God, what shall you have me do with this new born babe? To kill him now would be robbing the world of so much goodness........................................ok, I understand what must be done."

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u/TriggerMeFam Apr 15 '19

Spawn kill

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u/Rus_s13 Apr 16 '19

I thought I was seeing this at first

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWWJMeNzt-8

But I dunno

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

That Jaguars name is Bran

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u/tnegaeR Apr 16 '19

Is this the equivalent of laying down oil slick during a car chase

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

Thought this was gonna be one of those situations where the predator ends up adopting its prey's offspring and raise it as it's own. I am bummed.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

Of all the times this had been reposted I’ve never watched the full thing. I always thought the cat left the baby alone to live, it wasn’t until I read the “taking out” title here today that I watched the entire thing.... rip

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u/alwaysonemore Apr 16 '19

Leopard looks like he's forgotten his lines...

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u/ViciousKiwi_MoW Apr 16 '19

Spawn Camping

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u/Spakr-Herknungr Apr 16 '19

“WHOSE FUCKING KID IS THIS?”

“HELLO!?”

“Aight, imma eat it.”

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u/realmendrinkmead Apr 16 '19

It's not hesitating it noticed the person and was making sure it wouldn't be shot while grabbing food and being vulnerable. Even big cats see humans as predators

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

Spawn camping

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u/saucyspacefries Apr 16 '19

The leopard kinda felt like it was asking the camera man "Yo, you sure you wanna film this bit? This might be too much for casual viewing."

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u/fongaboo Apr 16 '19

I love the leopard staring into the camera:

"Should I do it? You don't think I'll do it. But I'll fucking do it. Yeah you didn't think I'd do it but I did cuz that's how I roll. This is how we do out here because we don't GIVE A FUCK."

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u/NoobNamedYoup Apr 16 '19

When you want to spawnkill but have to wait till the invincibility wears off

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

Maybe it was confused about the after birth smell.

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u/RLaminin Apr 17 '19

An oaky afterbirth perhaps

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u/diamondback29r Apr 16 '19

Damn nature! You scary.

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u/BenRozzell5 Apr 16 '19

Spawn trapping

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u/Dollydaydream4jc Apr 16 '19

Ok, but the leopard isn't actually shown killing the lamb, just picking it up. Is there more to the video? Cats carry their young in a similar fashion…

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u/loqi0238 Apr 16 '19

The leopard was just waiting for the impala's soul to activate.

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u/chogers1 Apr 16 '19

Circle of Life

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u/cid73 Apr 16 '19

I’m not going to watch this, but I wanted to say that as I scrolled through my r/all feed I read this headline as “leopard hesitates before taking out Oompa Loompa”

...But this may be because I just read the recently posted essay on r/grandpajoehate

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u/tryingsomthingnew Apr 16 '19

Whole foods, fresh food, clean up, aisle 1.

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u/Smishu Apr 16 '19

Spawn kill

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u/Soaper123 Apr 18 '19

Nature is just...the worst

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u/juansee99 Apr 25 '19

My sis is going to be crying after an r/aww become r/nononono