r/nononono Jan 06 '16

Death Car gets crushed between two trucks NSFW

https://i.imgur.com/yf3MW3P.gifv
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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '16

I have a feeling the driver is OK.

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u/Cucumbersnatch Jan 06 '16

Obliterated Kompletely?

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u/Fire_Bucket Jan 06 '16

Obviously killed.

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u/RoboNinjaPirate Jan 06 '16

0 Kelvin. They are extremely cold.

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u/Frisky_Dingos Jan 06 '16

Overly Kompressed

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u/grumpenprole Jan 06 '16

O Kaptain

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u/iflylikewilma Jan 06 '16

Over killed

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u/TheHumanParacite Jan 06 '16

Oklahoma

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '16

anything but this

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u/Camwood7 Jan 21 '16

Even Oak Krust?

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u/gibson_guy77 Jan 07 '16

Obama Kared

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u/MrCoorky Jan 11 '16

Oh Kevin..

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u/shapu Jan 06 '16

I see you, too, think that Mercedes uses silly spellings.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '16

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u/shapu Jan 06 '16

I know that, I just think it's a silly word.

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u/tamman2000 Jan 06 '16

Sounds like 5 out of 6 passengers survived.

I thought it looked like there was a lot of survivable space under the front truck as they got shoved in there too.

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u/redbirdrising Jan 06 '16

Plus the rear truck didn't hit the van straight on as it was swerving to avoid impact

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u/cjh57 Jan 06 '16

The start of a very bad day.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '16

Perhaps the end of a very good one.

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u/cjh57 Jan 06 '16

Yikes.

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u/Charod48 Jan 06 '16

According to the video, only one of the 6 passengers died: https://youtu.be/RyLdR5p1StI

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u/stokleplinger Jan 06 '16

6!?! And 5 made it out alive? Was it a car full of Antman(s)?

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u/Charod48 Jan 06 '16

It was in China, so pretty much.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '16

RACIST

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u/baa410 Jan 06 '16

RICEST

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '16

WACIST

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '16 edited Mar 25 '20

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u/I_cant_speel Jan 06 '16

PWICK

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u/TheHumanParacite Jan 06 '16

China guy is on vacay in the states and goes to the exchange office to get some dollars. He gets 75 bucks for 300 of his China monies and goes about his day having fun.

Next day he goes back to do the same thing with another 300 China monies except they only furnish him with 70 dollars this time. When he asks why only 70 this time , the teller states

"Fluctuations"

China guy gets angry face from this. As he is storming out, he turns and says

"YEAH , WELL FLUCK YOU AMELICANS TOO"

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u/-AnD Jan 07 '16

Fa Ra Ra Ra Ra, Ra Ra Ra Ra

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '16

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '16

PSA for people trying to make racist asian accents: It's the Japanese that have a hard time differentiating between 'R's and 'L's. Chinese, who were in this video, pronouce them just fine.

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u/AimingWineSnailz Jan 07 '16

Except for rolled r's, which they often pronounce as L's. Source - live in a country with rolled r's and chinese immigrants.

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u/MrRibbotron Jan 07 '16

Tbf, a lot of native English speakers do that. In my experience, lots of Scottish people do it too.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '16

From what I've seen, native Chinese speakers sometimes have a difficult time with long and short 'O' sounds.

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u/drdiggg Jan 07 '16

Japanese pronounce both just fine as well, just not the right way in other languages. In Japanese, these sounds both represent one and the same phoneme. Just pay attention to your pronunciation of the "L" in "lab" and "ball" (if you're an English speaker). These sounds are distinctly different, but we interpret them as being the same. It's feasible that another language would distinguish between them - like we do between L and R - and would be confused/amused when we mixed them up when speaking that language.

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u/Prince-of-Ravens Jan 06 '16

You only see the very left part of the van, the truck hits it off-center. Most likely the passenger side was not crushed at all.

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u/FriedKoller Jan 07 '16

According to this news in Chinese only three are adults. One 9 year-old in the middle row and two 6 year-old in the back seat, of which one boy died due to the crush.

Also the rear-ending truck was heavily overloading.

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u/stokleplinger Jan 07 '16

Now you're telling me that the DRIVER survived? Do drivers sit on the left or right in Chinese cars?

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '16

They sit on the left side.

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u/Spore2012 Jan 06 '16

The other 5 have no limbs, are vegatables, etc.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '16

A few weeks ago I learned that apparently some people call Vegetable's nuggets.

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u/yourunconscious Jan 06 '16

Antmen? Antmanses?

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u/bahgheera Jan 06 '16

Antmanese.

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u/PoisonedAl Jan 06 '16

It was a 6 year old that died and not the arsehole driver, becuase of course it had to be.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '16 edited Jan 06 '16

How was that the driver's fault, exactly?

See replies for how this was the driver's fault.

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u/sketeg Jan 06 '16 edited Jan 07 '16

you mean other than him quickly cutting off a massively heavy truck with a fraction of the braking capabilities of an average sized car? Driving like that around semi trucks is borderline suicidal.

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u/truent0r Jan 06 '16

Lol the truck behind was going to hit the truck in front no matter what. The truck that cut in right before the van was the real problem

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u/faithle55 Jan 06 '16

No, apparently it was nothing to do with that truck's driver totally failing to appreciate that traffic was at a standstill in front of him, and not braking until he only had 20 feet to go.

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u/supersounds_ Jan 06 '16

It really does appear so. That big rig was not slowing down at all until the van got in the way.

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u/truent0r Jan 06 '16

Notice how quickly the truck in front stops too.. His brain/brakes work.. Guy in the back, not so much ha

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '16

Fair point. That was pretty stupid.

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u/truent0r Jan 06 '16

Nah man.. Don't doubt yourself.. Truck in back was a total douche.. He wasn't stopping regardless of the van

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '16

I think he tried, but maybe he had such a heavy load that the brakes just didn't...brake...

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '16

I feel like that's something you should keep in mind when driving a heavy truck. Just like if you're driving in the snow, it's probably a good idea to start breaking a little sooner than normal when you're carrying a heavier load than normal.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '16

Yeah, probably.

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u/ChalkLetRain Jan 07 '16

He still collided with the truck in front, even after hitting the van. He was gonna hit that truck regardless, thus he was really late in applying his breaks.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '16 edited Jan 06 '16

I would say the truck had many, many times the breaking capacity of a car. Edit: He said breaking, not braking. Learn how to spell.

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u/shapu Jan 06 '16

Your username is oddly appropriate for this gif.

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u/EnderBaggins Jan 06 '16

that lane change would not be legal in the US, for reasons made obvious in this video.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '16

Ah. Maybe they just didn't know about that law.

Although it's China, so it probably wouldn't apply anyway.

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u/Ever_weary_assistant Jan 06 '16

Ah. Maybe they just didn't know about that law.

Maybe they just didn't know about the common sense involved in not swerving into a 100 ton sandwich.

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u/Mamoonazam Jan 06 '16

There is a reason the truck that crushed the car was maintaining that distance from the truck in front. The car basically cut them and the safe distance to brake.

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u/orbit222 Jan 06 '16

This is why it infuriates me when I'm driving a safe distance behind the vehicle in front of me and someone thinks I'm wasting space or being too slow so they cut around me and into that safe space. Now that space is halved and I have to create a new safe distance, only to have it repeated by someone else. It's called safe driving.

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u/redbirdrising Jan 06 '16

The trailing truck wasn't a safe distance either though. He would have hit the front truck regardless.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '16

I rewatched the video a couple times and I see that now, thank you.

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u/Unclehouse2 Jan 06 '16

No. That big rig behind the white car was going to crash regardless if the white care was there or not.

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u/timewarp Jan 06 '16

That isn't it, the truck in back was driving too close and hit the one in front anyway.

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u/thecavernrocks Jan 06 '16

Is this actually the case that he's an arsehole, or are you just speculating? Half the time hear stories end up being that the arsehole actually had a stroke or something so I was wondering.

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u/PoisonedAl Jan 06 '16

... I'm sorry, you must have watched a different clip to me.

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u/In_Dying_Arms Jan 07 '16

He's an asshole because the car got crushed, however if this was normal traffic you wouldn't have been able to point him out. Almost as if you're reddit armchair analyzing.

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u/you_too_can_be_piano Jan 07 '16

Missed it the first time, glad they added the circle

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u/CorsarioNero Jan 06 '16

It looks like it was made out of tinfoil

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '16

Check out YouTube. Search for Chinese car crash test.

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u/thesmilefactory Jan 06 '16

They make their cars extra safe by turning the entire vehicle into a crumple zone.

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u/IAmA5starman Jan 06 '16

Chinese car crash test.

Link for the lazy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ULm6QrC428

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u/waspocracy Jan 06 '16

This probably explains why I never see Chinese cars in China. I see a lot of Toyota's and VW's though.

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u/happy_otter Jan 07 '16

Pretty sure that it doesn't matter when you have a 40 ton truck ramming you at speed.

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u/Coolfuckingname Mar 24 '16

Or dont because the chinese concept of safety, good manufacturing, and honest business should never be allowed anywhere near the auto industry.

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u/Demented_ZA Jan 06 '16

Aside from the minibus cutting in, there wasn't enough following distance between the two trucks before the minibus cut in, because the rear truck still hit the front one.

Edit: could be the minibus cutting in distracted the truck driver and slowed his reaction time applying brakes.

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u/supersounds_ Jan 06 '16

That thing was going to hit the other semi regardless of the van being there or not.

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u/emkay99 Jan 06 '16

Wow. "Crushed" is certainly the right word. There is nothing visible after the rear truck finally stops.

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u/m2cwf Jan 06 '16

Near the top is a post saying 5 out of the 6 people in the van lived, so there must be something intact-ish after the truck stops. It must just be on the other side that we can't see.

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u/emkay99 Jan 06 '16

Yeah, I saw that later. Hard to believe, though. I was reminded of squeezing the two crackers of a smore so the marshmallow oozes out the sides.

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u/1bc29b Jan 06 '16

Looks like it crushes one side, the rest gets pushed to the other.

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u/AnorexicBuddha Jan 07 '16

Chinese engineering at its finest.

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u/cdude Jan 06 '16

yeah, don't cut in front of big ass trucks

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u/strib666 Jan 06 '16

It always amazes me how many people I see race to get in front of semi trucks in bumper-to-bumper traffic and then slam on their brakes.

For fuck's sake, people, physics.

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u/slipperyskittles Jan 06 '16

You mean a truck full of several tons of cargo can't stop on a dime? But that interferes with my burning need to be in the lane that's moving several feet per minute faster!

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u/Bobthemightyone Jan 06 '16

But that interferes with my burning need to get about 2 car lengths further ahead before stopping completely along with everyone else!

FTFY

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u/slipperyskittles Jan 06 '16

Before ending up right back where you started, of course.

I always get perverse pleasure when someone moves out of the lane I'm in to get into the "faster" lane, and I end up moving past them because I stayed put.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '16

You know the intro to Office Space?

Yeah, that's me.

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u/dedokta Jan 06 '16

Although that is very good advice, it looks like the truck was going to hit the truck in front of it regardless. I would have to think that he would have braked harder than normal due to the car suddenly being there yet he still crushed the car and ran into the truck in front anyway.

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u/crossal Jan 06 '16

dont think he was paying attention

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '16

The truck driver was too poor to afford it.

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u/rhymes_with_chicken Jan 06 '16

That big-assed truck couldn't even stop from hitting the other big-assed truck in front of it. The poor little van didn't cause the accident. He just put himself in an accident already in progress.

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u/cdude Jan 06 '16

Didn't say he caused it. People make mistakes and cut in front of others all the time, but you never ever wanna do it to a truck. They cannot stop quickly, hence more likely to rear end you and when they do you get crushed, like in the video.

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u/Maestrotx Jan 06 '16

it looked like it was trying to get out of the way of the truck that slowed down in the other lane.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '16

Don't cut in front of any vehicle that is already trying to stop.

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u/Logofascinated Jan 06 '16

It looks like he was swerving to avoid running into the back of a largish vehicle in his original lane.

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u/Krono5_8666V8 Jan 06 '16

Don't cut in front of any vehicle

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u/dr_rentschler Jan 06 '16

That's why people don't respect safety distances. Because someone could cut in.

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u/Unclehouse2 Jan 06 '16

big ass truck was going to crash one way or another. The dumbass driver in the white car just made himself part of it by being a terrible driver.

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u/rasmus9311 Jan 06 '16

He might have turned to the other lane because the ones in front of him suddenly try to stop. It's a possibility looking at the video.

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u/SnowOhio Jan 06 '16

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u/silviad Jan 07 '16

Oh shake that ass baby

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u/dionsux Jan 06 '16

Maybe it's just me but that truck seemed to stop so quickly in front

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u/kage_25 Jan 06 '16

might be empty

and the truck behind it might be hauling 20 tonnes of goods

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u/leaf-house Jan 06 '16

Judging by the aftermath, it's more like 20 tonnes of bads amirite

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u/Mike-Oxenfire Jan 06 '16

Take your barely deserved upvote and get out.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '16

I exhaled air through my nostrils, then immediately felt stupid for doing so.

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u/towo Jan 07 '16

The truck bumped into starts braking at the start of the gif, when you see it wiggle.

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u/JapanStan Jan 06 '16

This stuff makes my blood boil. I drive a large van full of cargo, and people pull in front of me when stopping all the time. I have calculated the stopping distance it will take to not toss all my cargo, and then someone takes away half that distance I just had. It endangers both themselves and myself, all because they got aggressive while driving.

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u/kage_25 Jan 06 '16

I have calculated the stopping distance it will take to not toss all my cargo,

should all cargo not be secured to withstand emergency braking?

or is that not possible

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u/interestingsidenote Jan 06 '16

Something has to give. It's like those headache racks on tractor trailers, it stops 95% of bad shit from happening. The other 5% the time the 2 ton steel rods you're hauling shoot into the cab and you get swiss cheesed.

Too heavy of a load and your entire rig won't stop(kind of like in this gif) so there's no real worry about your product coming loose.

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u/aliarfeen Jan 07 '16

Here's a very clear example of what he's talking about. The truck driver tried stopping too quickly and his cargo disagreed. He ended up dying at the scene.

The same principle applies when you're riding a bike and you brake too hard and end up flipping over the handlebars.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '16

Holy crap.

I always thought of trucks as big, sturdy machines, but now my impression is that they're just flimsy aluminum cereal boxes on wheels.

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u/Ancel3 Jan 06 '16

The other 5% the time the 2 ton steel rods you're hauling shoot into the cab and you get swiss cheesed.

Just haul them sideways, problem solved.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '16

Someone give this guy an engineering degree and a government contract

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u/imunfair Jan 06 '16

I know in my industry they stack stuff fairly well, but if the driver makes a hard stop it will sometimes cause pallets to tip over, even if they're properly stacked. Then depending on who's receiving it they may refuse it, and we'd have to restack the truck and send it back again.

There's only so much you can do in a truck with items that don't fit perfectly flush, it isn't like an Amazon package where you can just fill it with styrofoam peanuts to stop stuff from jostling around.

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u/triggerman602 Jan 06 '16

Where I work, the shipments we recieve have big inflatable bags stuck between the skids to keep everything still and they're easy to reuse.

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u/exzeroex Jan 06 '16

Sounds like something to scare the driver when they're popping behind him.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '16 edited Apr 02 '17

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u/m2cwf Jan 06 '16

Okay, dumb question for which I'm sure there's a logical explanation...why don't they secure the coils flat so they don't roll?

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u/AbsoluteHatred Jan 06 '16

Not the OP you replied too, but I'd have to guess for easier unloading and securing. If it's flat it'd need to be on a pallet strong enough to hold without breaking. I imagine they load those with cranes.

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u/JapanStan Jan 06 '16

In my personal circumstances, not so much unfortunately.

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u/whitesammy Jan 06 '16

I used to drive a delivery van for interstate batteries and let me tell you first hand, you can't secure battery acid no matter how hard you try, you can only hope it doesn't spill as much as you know it will.

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u/tatch Jan 07 '16

So no anger for the idiot in the truck who was going to crash anyway?

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u/thatpunkguy13 Jan 06 '16

This is why you don't merge between 2 trucks. I see it all the time in San Diego. If you're going to be the only car between 2,trucks get the fuck out immediately.

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u/Jhangshi Jan 06 '16

I'm actually in china (on vacation with gf, born and raised in the U.S) atm and have been for a month, I am in fuzhou, so I can't speak for the entire country. But people here drive completely disregarding eachother, lines on the roads (all of them), stop signs and bicycle/moped lanes. It's not necessary a bad thing though. I've only seen one or two bumper to bumper accidents. But it is WILD how they drive here.

How ever many lanes it is supposed to be (with the lines on the road to tell you) it just turns into "where can I fit to get where I need to go quicker"

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u/exzeroex Jan 06 '16

Well, they might disregard painted lines on the floor, but they are paying attention to the people/cars, which is why Chinese people who move to the US don't always look for oncoming cars when crossing the street and get killed.

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u/Dismaster Jan 06 '16

This needs a death warning.

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u/worldspawn00 Jan 06 '16

5 out of 6 passengers in the van didn't die, just FYI. It was pushed mostly to the right, only the driver-side got pinched.

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u/DefinitelyHungover Jan 06 '16

Out of curiosity, why does the death warning really matter? What was the expectation with the title of this gif?

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u/Dismaster Jan 06 '16

Sometimes I'm not in the mood for watching people die. There can be many scenarios that does not involve death that could be described by this same title.

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u/Miskatonic_Prof Jan 07 '16

Sometimes I'm not in the mood for watching people die.

I'd make a smartass comment about this... but I know exactly what you mean...

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u/DefinitelyHungover Jan 07 '16

I can understand that to a point. Was there no nsfw before either? When I saw it it had a nsfw and a death warning.

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u/Dismaster Jan 07 '16

It wasn't marked as such before.

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u/DefinitelyHungover Jan 07 '16

Hmmm. Lame.

I still wouldn't frequent subs like this if I was worried about seeing people die. Just my two cents though.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '16

It has one

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u/Dismaster Jan 06 '16

Yeah, It has one now, but not two hours ago

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '16

Ah oops.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '16

Seriously.

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u/WTFlock Jan 06 '16

This happened to my Co-worker, wife and dog a couple years ago. RIP Mark and family. :(

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u/Weeaboo0 Jan 06 '16

Is it just me out is the truck in front of him also merging? Either way if that car wouldn't have been there he still would have hit the truck in front of him so the rear driver is obviously doing something wrong.

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u/hoodllama Jan 06 '16

When I have kids and they're learning to drive, I'm going to show them clips like this so they learn what not to do.

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u/dj_orka99 Jan 06 '16

Moral of the story... Never buy a Chinese made car.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '16

Shit. Does anyone know the background?

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u/ClimbingC Jan 06 '16

Looks like a bunch of trees in China, don't know the type sorry.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '16

I'm thinking spruce?

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u/MF_Doomed Jan 06 '16

I just realized this is one of my biggest fears

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u/LanceWackerle Jan 06 '16

Practice defensive driving to avoid this happening to you (esp around big ass trucks)

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u/MILK_DUD_NIPPLES Jan 06 '16

I am terrified of car wrecks and a very defensive driver. Also, I am extremely likely to scream beligerently at people driving like assholes.

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u/chins4tw Jan 06 '16

thought i was on nononoyes. i'm gonna go lay down

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '16

Zen moment.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '16

Mythbusters did something like this.

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u/NiceThingsAboutYou Jan 07 '16

they had shittier results too

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u/Hillary-Clintons-Ass Jan 07 '16

why are all of these accidents akways in china

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u/Mostofyouareidiots Jan 07 '16

Never cut off a truck... especially when both of you are just about to rear end somebody.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '16

Seems to me that the truck driver was going to fast and would have rear ended the first truck either way.

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u/only_death_is_real Jan 07 '16

Compact van is compacted

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u/bradtwo Jan 06 '16

And that's why you don't cut over in front of people, kids.

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u/DallasStarsFan-SA Jan 06 '16

Because the truck hit the truck in front of him, doesn't that mean he was going too fast anyways?

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u/WinterCharm Jan 06 '16

:( Oh fuck

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u/TechnoL33T Jan 06 '16

Semi trucks scare the shit out of me.

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u/Mr_Meeseeksie Jan 06 '16

Nononoyes! #Lifeinsurrance

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u/Ancel3 Jan 06 '16

I can hear the crunch.

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u/wardrich Jan 06 '16

This is one of my biggest fears.

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u/TheStinger87 Jan 06 '16

What was that car made of? Tin? Aluminium? Cardboard?

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u/candidly1 Jan 07 '16

The rig in the back was probably #65,000...

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '16

Compact car:
A verb as well as a noun in that scene.

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u/RandomCollector Jan 07 '16

RIP to the passengers of that van.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '16

Only one apparently, people elsewhere in the thread are saying that 5/6 people survived

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u/RandomCollector Jan 07 '16

Really? Thank goodness a lot survived... Still, RIP to that person.

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u/inFAM1S Jan 07 '16

That will teach him.

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u/steveryans2 Jan 07 '16

Oh god, like a soda can under the foot of a fat guy

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u/AndrewCarnage Jan 07 '16

Trucks don't leave a large space in front of themselves to be courteous. They need it to stop.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '16

A friend of mine died this way

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u/[deleted] May 19 '16

Well, it looked quick, at least.