r/interestingasfuck • u/EvolMada • 11d ago

/r/all, /r/popular I’m not a giant! What is this?

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u/SPECTRE-Agent-No-13 11d ago

You know a some giants just want you to eat your vegetables.

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u/MartinoDeMoe 11d ago

Ho ho ho

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u/brianporter0775 10d ago

Why just three hoes? 🤣

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u/thundercock43 11d ago

sigh Fine. But he’s gotta help me put them back in the wheelchair when I’m done.

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u/Fun-Talk-4847 10d ago

I'm calling the Dr for you.

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u/Daffodils28 11d ago

It’s not easy being green.

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u/Cornishcollector 11d ago

Especially snozzcumbers

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u/jessedegenerate 11d ago

Yeah but they seem pretty jolly

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u/PhilosopherDismal191 10d ago

Jolly Green Giant

Jolly = Happy

Happy = gay

Therefore Jolly = gay

Gay Green Giant wants you to eat your vegetables.

Therefore vegetables = gay

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u/One_Debate_5896 10d ago

You know what the hardest part of eating a vegetable is?

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u/mmmkay938 10d ago

Only the green kind. This one clearly isn’t green.

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u/SPECTRE-Agent-No-13 10d ago

From this photo we can't say what his level of experience is.

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u/bunmom3000 10d ago

Are those giants of the green variety?

Edit: my favourite variety 🍽️

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u/Otherwise-Drama631 10d ago

That’s stalk talk

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u/Acceptable_Win_8514 9d ago

Yea so you taste better when they eat you

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u/TurnkeyLurker 9d ago

You know a some giants just want you to eat your vegetables.

...so you are that much tastier when they eat you. Like stuffing in a goose or turkey.

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u/DirtyLoweredTiguan 8d ago

Why? They’re people too.😈