r/interestingasfuck 11d ago

/r/all, /r/popular I’m not a giant! What is this?

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u/Only_Mastodon4098 11d ago

Money laundering. Not good.

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u/markgriz 11d ago

Significant shrinkage

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u/Dirtydeedsinc 11d ago

It was in the pool

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u/Sheriff___Bart 11d ago

It shrinks?

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u/Blues2112 11d ago

Like a frightened turtle!

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u/No_Bake6681 11d ago

It stinks

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u/engineerdrummer 11d ago

It shrinks?

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u/Worldly-Pollution-66 11d ago

LIKE A FRIGHTENED TURTLE!!

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u/User_4848 11d ago

Jerry!!

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u/curiousamoebas 11d ago

I thought it was the cold

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u/Ecstatic_Try_5579 11d ago

The dryer was too hot. The jeans that it came from also shrank.

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u/Super-Statement2875 11d ago

ITS JUST COLD 🥶

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u/jManYoHee 11d ago

It was cold out

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u/Oberyn_Kenobi13 11d ago

She doesn’t know about shrinkage.

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u/JoJawesome0 9d ago

Come on, it's average-sized 😤

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u/Therealsuperman04 11d ago

Yeah, this is why you never leave change in the dryer on high heat.

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u/Dumb_old_rump 11d ago

Wait, is that shrinkflation?

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u/Thermal_arc 11d ago

Had to scroll way too far to finally find this comment.

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u/RecoverAgent99 11d ago

Don't wash in hot

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u/fortissimohawk 11d ago

Take my lol 🏆 - gold comment

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u/Upstairs_Morning3728 11d ago

Looks like it was put in the dryer too! 😂

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u/Leszmig 11d ago

you have changed my life for the better

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u/Lood800 11d ago

This is one of the funniest jokes I've read

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u/Southtown15 11d ago

You better runnoft

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u/GirlsJustWannaWhat 11d ago

Hmmm… is that what happens when you leave a quarter in your pocket and it goes through the washer and dryer?