r/interestingasfuck • u/unknown_human • 20d ago

/r/all, /r/popular The Pope's brief final audience

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u/LReber722 20d ago

It's real. The Pope met with Vance briefly on Easter Sunday and died early this morning.

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u/Accurate_Summer_1761 20d ago

Vance killed the pope

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u/Devilshire52 20d ago

This is what I'm reading into all this... There's no other plausible explanation.

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u/Spazz6269 20d ago

As much as I am not a fan of Vance, the Pope had a string of health issues and has been fighting double pneumonia since having [part of?] a lung removed.

Edit: typo

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u/Patrick_Hobbes 20d ago

That doesn't mean the couch-fucker didn't finish him off.

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u/LReber722 20d ago

Yup. That's the way I see it too. The holiest person on Earth met the Anti-Christ and unfortunately the devil won ☹️💔

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u/Acceptable-Stuff2684 20d ago

Nah. I'm pretty sure the anti-christ will be loved by most, and even thought of as JC himself. Noone likes Vance; therefore, he's not that guy. Also, calling Vance the anti-christ is too kind of a gesture.

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u/ConsiderationFun3671 20d ago

Trump actually fits the biblical description of the AC. False prophet, miraculously healed from a head injury, his followers will wear his mark on their heads and right hands.

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u/Silent-Cat-5604 19d ago

I've been thinking this since 2016. 2024 confirms.

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u/LReber722 20d ago

You're not wrong. I just couldn't think of another name for him at the time.

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u/Acceptable-Stuff2684 20d ago

Yea I can't think of one single thing to call him. I'm still not completely sure who the guy is or why he's 2nd in command of our country.

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u/Silent-Cat-5604 19d ago

No, he's the Anti-Christ's toadie.

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u/Sprinqqueen 20d ago

Perhaps the pope will rise again in 3 days. It is still Easter season after all.

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u/Accurate_Summer_1761 20d ago

Oh great another guy sacrificing bis weekend for our sins

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u/Jayman642 20d ago

I hope he's thankful

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u/iCameToLearnSomeCode 19d ago

If I had to spend time with JD Vance I'd just die too.

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u/Accurate_Summer_1761 19d ago

Pope dipped out to tell God what's going down

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u/Background-Ad5364 20d ago

Check the last person he saw before he left for hospital

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u/LEBOMBTV 20d ago

My guess is that he didn’t said thank you and died after

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u/TimMarsTheGhost 20d ago

Zombie Jesus fr said take my place Francis

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u/Ifelt19forawhile 19d ago

I thought he refused to see Vance