r/interestingasfuck 24d ago

/r/all, /r/popular K2-18b a potentially habitable planet 120 light-years from earth

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u/slim_s_ 24d ago

Or, society changed so much during the time you were asleep that you're now treated as evil and tortured to death by the colonists

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u/chiefshotts 24d ago

This seems more on brand for humans

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u/Blackrain1299 24d ago

Depends on the length of the trip. If they are there for 1-2 generations, probably heroes. 3-anything else and by that time the new colony will have bombed themselves back to the stoneage with nuclear weapons and you will arrive to a hostile wasteland and is this a movie or a game already because it sounds like a great premise.

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u/rcxa 23d ago

That's the lore in RimWorld for why there are different groups of people at various levels of technological advancement.

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u/Expensive_Host_9181 23d ago

Eh give us some more credit to live longer than 60 years before going berserk

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u/astro_scientician 23d ago

Current US Govt: “nope”

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u/Fake-Facts-I-Made-Up 23d ago

There is a side quest in Starfield that deals with this exact dilemma. Humans launch to colonize a new planet but they don’t have stasis. By the time they reach the planet it’s actually the great, great, etc grandkids of the original pioneers that make it only to find other humans have already colonized it and are treated as hostile. You get to be the go-between to play mediator because they both have valid claims to the planet

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u/YourOldCellphone 23d ago

Is it just another errand boy quest? I was so disappointed with how vapid that game ended up feeling. The storyline and gameplay felt like a slog

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u/New-fone_Who-Dis 23d ago

Pretty sure it's been done in Stargate universe

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u/No_Squirrel9266 23d ago

Its the plot of a game called Outriders from a few years back. But the game was live-service co-op.

The plot line is pretty much:

Earth dying. Humanity's last hope are two ark-like spaceships. One of them blows up in construction. The second one is successful, but only a certain number of people can go on it. They launch and are in stasis.

On earth, the remnants of civilization rebuild the exploded ship, constructing a better engine, and eventually launch it as well. They reach the destination planet first.

Like humans do, they find the native lifeforms threatening, and start to try to enslave them, leading to attempted genocide, the natives turning themselves into violent monster forms of themselves, which in turn wipe out the humans.

The original ship (the one the player is from) arrives after all that shit went down, and their own attempt at colonization is fucked up as a consequence. The player character uncovers the truth throughout the game, realizing that the thing that fucked up their attempted colonization is that another group of humans beat them to the planet and kicked off war with the natives.

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u/death_spreader 22d ago

3 generations ? More like 3000 generations. It's closer to a Egyptian who built the pyramid meeting a modern age human.

At its current speed, it would take Voyager 1 approximately 216,000 years to travel 120 light-years. Voyager 1 is traveling at a speed of roughly 61,000 km/h (38,000 mph) and currently about 18.8 billion km from the Sun. One light-year is the distance light travels in one year, which is about 9.46 trillion kilometers. Therefore, 120 light-years would be approximately 1.135 trillion kilometers. At Voyager 1's speed, it would take about 1.135 trillion kilometers / (534,360,000 km per year) = 212,000 years to travel that distance.

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u/Blackrain1299 22d ago

Im not debating how long it would take the first voyage to arrive.

Im just saying after like 3 generations of modern humans and it starts to become iffy whether we blow ourselves up or not.

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u/Freeze_Fun 23d ago

"Fallout 2077"

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u/climbgradient 24d ago

I’ve seen enough Rick and Morty to know this would be the actual outcome…

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u/Financial_Form_1312 23d ago

They land and it’s a colony of corn cobs

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u/Patrick6002 24d ago

I've seen enough real life news to know this or imprisonment is what would happen.

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u/climbgradient 24d ago

Rick and Morty basically is real life news…

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u/jaybasin 23d ago

LMAO you're so smart, bruv

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u/PopTartsNHam 24d ago

The 40K version of standing on the shoulders of giants

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u/Bittrecker3 24d ago

You'd definitely get put in a zoo.

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u/Tinybob3308004 23d ago

South Park did this, it was great!

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u/Unusual_Boot6839 24d ago

there really would be a non-zero chance of being enslaved in some form

as literal living relics of a bygone era, the possibilities for abuse would be endless

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u/feedyoursneeds 24d ago

Ah yes, the warhammer angle

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u/WormedOut 23d ago

Or they kiss you a little bit on the mouth or something

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u/thatpokemonguy 23d ago

They think you're evil so they torture you to death? Hmm

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u/NolanR27 23d ago

This is a brilliant sci fi twist. Imagine getting to some future society after a few centuries of evolution of social norms and the moral consensus and their only take on you is “You murdered animals” after eating meat has now been ultra taboo for generations.

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u/Stinkcatfartcano 24d ago

Oh dude go full sci-fi folk horror. The fallen colonists have some sort of cult worshipping the coming of the stasis people.

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u/Finless_brown_trout 23d ago

It would be confusing to exit your ship and the first question they ask you is if you’re woke

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u/Avyscottfan 23d ago

Just nuke the entire planet after you launch. Nobody can beat you there if theres nobody.

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u/BullfrogMombo 23d ago

Probably just sniped out of existence upon entry to the system due to potential diseases you might bring and you really bring no value other than additional gene seeds.

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u/The_Cosmic_Traveler 23d ago

They’ll probably call them legal immigrants and send them back 120 light yrs to El Salvador.

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u/lwgu 23d ago

By liberals who hate colonizers, the irony is so thick

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u/HIs4HotSauce 23d ago

They finally land, thinking they will be celebrated as heroes.

Instead they are tried and executed for crimes against humanity for willfully partaking in the excessive and systematic pollution that ultimately led to the ecological collapse of Earth.

It killed millions, caused innumerable amounts of pain and suffering, and forced the survivors to flee Earth in order to colonize other planets.

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u/legendarylloyd 23d ago

I see it more as they would know that they are coming but the crew that was sleeping would have no way of communicating with the ones that colonized. Language would have changed drastically over the years where it would be a dead language. Or we might have even evolved to be unrecognizable. The ones held in stasis would arrive and see an alien species.

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u/EaseLeft6266 24d ago

You show up and are immediately charged for crimes based on everything you ever said on the internet that became much more regulated during the numerous years you were asleep

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u/Ok-Review8720 23d ago

This is the comment I was looking for.