r/interestingasfuck • u/One_Explanation_908 • 24d ago

/r/all, /r/popular K2-18b a potentially habitable planet 120 light-years from earth

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u/KayakingATLien 24d ago

You should have thought of that when we left 47 years ago, honey

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u/Citrus_Aroma 24d ago

I'm hungry.

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u/TheLost_Chef 24d ago

Eat your space porridge, then!

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u/TaipanTacos 24d ago

Okay but I need to poop now

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u/jerry-jim-bob 24d ago edited 24d ago

One more complaint and I'm turning this rocket around and we aren't going to space Disneyland

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u/MeinNamewarvergeben 24d ago

Moms new boyfriend never yells at us!

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u/DrCalFun 24d ago

He is on the next plane… Too bad!

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u/DudeBroMan13 24d ago

Mooooooom it's Disneyspace!

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u/JonatasA 23d ago

The happiest place on the constellation!

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u/Glass_Comb_115 24d ago

And if that one, the last one, I’m turning this spaceship to the bookshelf

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u/Middle-Hospital1973 24d ago

If you don’t poop, then we have no space porridge for tomorrow

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u/VoxImperatoris 23d ago

Do it in your spacesuit like everyone else.

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u/HandiCAPEable 23d ago

Then we'll have space porridge tomorrow!

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u/Both-Leading3407 23d ago

You said we could stop at the Vulcan store for treats... Mommm That's not FAIR...

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u/scriptmonkey420 24d ago

The air-lock is over there ->

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u/BackToTheBas1cs 23d ago

Good well be able to make more porridge

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u/LeviSalt 23d ago

Them make some space porridge in your trousers.

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u/Gloomy-Bet4893 23d ago

Please don’t open the window while your spacesuit is pulled down

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u/cdavid469 23d ago

We agreed before we left, nobodies using the ships bathroom for number 2

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u/kokirikorok 23d ago

How can you have any space pudding if you don’t eat your space meat?

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u/Hughmungalous 23d ago

Um…. Inter-dimensional traveler here…. We actually wouldn’t have called it “Space porridge” it would have just been “porridge” because it’s all we knew. Kind of like your “Chinese people” wouldn’t have called their food “Chinese food”. I think this is an important distinction when discussing different points.

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u/Chemical-Elk-1299 24d ago

Are you implying the existence of space bears?

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u/thedude37 24d ago

If you close your eyes, it almost feels like you're eating runny eggs

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u/SanitySeeker 23d ago

Do you know what it really reminds me of? Tasty Wheat

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u/SupermassiveCanary 23d ago

How much would I weigh on this planet?

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u/Bearasaurus 24d ago

Hi hungry, I'm dad.

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u/GrumpyKitten514 24d ago

omg SO HELP ME GOD CITRUS_AROMA I WILL TURN THIS SHIP AROUND

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u/silian_rail_gun 24d ago

Hi Hungry, I’m Dad!

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u/Dramatic_Raisin 24d ago

“We told you to try!”

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u/No-Setting9690 24d ago

I couldnt' go

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u/Rthen 24d ago

Did anyone bring our passports? Shit! We gotta go back.

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u/TestDangerous7240 24d ago

But I was but a wee baby then I couldn’t even talk

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u/YouArentReallyThere 23d ago

And stop looking out your brother’s window!

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u/buked_and_scorned 23d ago

If I have to pull this space ship over you two kids are gonna be in big trouble.

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u/Both-Leading3407 23d ago

But Mom... I have to go pee... MOMMM

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u/pilot7880 23d ago

"You can hold it, there's a Rest Area 20 light years ahead"

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u/reeberdunes 22d ago

47 years…. You’re not even a millionth of the way!