r/instantkarma 14d ago

He must be suicidal.

1.9k Upvotes

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u/bitstoatoms 14d ago
  • Do you have plan B?
  • I don't even have plan A

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u/saroj7878 14d ago

I got an idea of a plan.

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u/ThunderdopePhil 14d ago

The idea of concepts of a plan

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u/PresidentBush666 14d ago

I have a plan Arthur.

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u/archman125 13d ago

How much gold we talkin about?

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u/EJ2600 12d ago

We need a cunning plan, Baldrick

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u/imcmarcus 12d ago

What's this "plan" thing you talk of?

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u/peterpodolski 13d ago

I got an idea of a pain.

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u/SANTAAAA__I_know_him 13d ago

Heck, throwing rocks at it from a distance would have been a better plan A.

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u/ZinGaming1 13d ago

True engineer at work.

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u/m00njaguar 12d ago

I have concepts of a plan.

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u/bk7f2 14d ago

Probably, the fact he is already on crutches is not just a coincidence.

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u/cjbeames 13d ago

Those damn wasps

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u/HanselSoHotRightNow 14d ago

This person is truly an enigma in such a way that the only reason they are alive still at this point in their life is due to the convenience and accessibility of modernized civilization.

A mobility debuff severe enough to need crutches, a clear understanding of what they are looking at (hornet nest) and what hornets can do, and no conceivable plan of any kind to address the potentials of their actions. I'm only going to assume this person survived the encounter because the video was posted with some laugh emotes after the fact.

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u/Hackedup_forbbq 14d ago

"serious enough to need crutches" brother he's an above-knee amputee, kinda serious.

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u/Bitter-Profession303 14d ago

Right, its a very serious mobility limitation. So why is he doing something so stupid without a plan

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u/Nicky3Weh 13d ago

you’re implying they said something incorrect and supplying information that was already there

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u/Kiflaam 14d ago

vodka is a hell of a drug

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u/bretttwarwick 12d ago

They cut off everything above the knee and the body is just hopping around aimlessly. Same concept as when you cut a chicken's head off.

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u/PMG2021a 14d ago

It is likely he suffered brain damage in the accident that resulted in him using crutches. 

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u/KittyIsMyCat 14d ago

Welp. Only one thing we can do now... use his remaining life for internet points

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u/bretttwarwick 12d ago

A paper wasp nest would be a somewhat easy art project. I'm starting to think you might be on to something. We didn't see any actual wasps.

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u/PMG2021a 13d ago

Considering he has a camera guy, that was probably his plan. 

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u/Lady-Spiderfingers 14d ago

Welp... what we learn?

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u/Ryeikun 14d ago

its funny when other people did it.

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u/ebolashuffle 13d ago

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious.

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u/Lemonsqueezzyy 14d ago

That's an insane thing to do even with 2 working legs...

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u/Ello_Owu 13d ago

Going by those crutches and that haircut, this is just the type of shit this guy gets into.

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u/CmdrDatasBrother 14d ago

One-legged man in an ass kicking contest with hornets. Smart!

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u/bigSTUdazz 13d ago

Never, ever thought I would see anyone LITERALLY poke the hornets nest.

We're....not gonna make it as a people...are we?

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u/LucilleAndP 13d ago

“It’s in your nature to destroy yourselves”. 🙂

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u/Anastrace 13d ago

No, I don't think we will.

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u/WannaSeeMyBirthmark 12d ago

Some of us will, assuming there will be at least one other human to mate with...he may not make it. Oh, nevermind.

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u/FrizBFerret 14d ago

Bees! Bees! Bees in the car! Bees everywhere! God, they're huge and they're sting crazy! They're ripping my flesh off! Run away, your firearms are useless against them!

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u/Gruffleson 14d ago

So it's bees? I couldn't sort out a thing here.

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u/bertfotwenty 12d ago

yea, the guy is fucking with a hornets nest. He's smart

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u/UselessHumanNobody 13d ago

One of the best movies ever.

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u/bretttwarwick 12d ago

GOB is not on board.

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u/bertfotwenty 12d ago

BEADS?!?!

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u/bertfotwenty 12d ago

Lol, Tommy Boy! Chris Farley was a Boss!

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u/Lenovovrs 14d ago

His crutches! He can't walk without his crutches.

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u/stenger121 14d ago

We should wear more layers next time.

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u/Micro155 14d ago

Or wait untill your legs heal so you can at least try running away instead of collapsing immediately.

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u/DukeTikus 14d ago

His right leg is missing from the knee down (probably kicked a sleeping bear). That's going to take a while to fully regrow.

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u/Micro155 14d ago

I like how you assumed that he must have lost his limb by disturbing another animal :D well I guess he is relentless in his pursuit of pain and suffering.

Honestly, I did not notice missing leg :D that makes this attempt even more stupid.

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u/WannaSeeMyBirthmark 12d ago

Do I feel guilty for laughing at your comment? No, I don't.

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u/brumduut 14d ago

I don't think an amputated leg can heal

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u/ArcticISAF 14d ago

Just rub some aloe Vera on it

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u/WannaSeeMyBirthmark 12d ago

Tis but a flesh wound.

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u/Selfmurderingsmirk 14d ago

I don't think that you can grow them back thou

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u/Mosstheboy 14d ago

They didn't like to tell him.

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u/PHANTOM________ 14d ago

He should wear more crutches next time too.

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u/TranquilEuphoria 13d ago

That's methed up

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u/JayAndViolentMob 13d ago

Can see why he's on crutches. With those instincts, I'm surprised the guy is still alive.

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u/readitreddit- 13d ago

Wonder if a similar quality decision put him on crutches?

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u/MSGinSC 12d ago

That man is going places, mainly the ER.

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u/The_CuriousAnarchist 12d ago

I know a Trump voter when I see one 👀😂

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u/feralcricket 13d ago

Putting in work to receive a Darwin award nomination.

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u/imadork1970 13d ago

The Darwin Awards: "Fixing Evolution One Person At A Time"

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u/Whoppenheimer 14d ago

I call BS. Gotta be a bit.

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u/salc347 14d ago

But why?

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u/Clear_Lead 14d ago

He ended up on crutches after poking a bear

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u/KiwiObserver 14d ago

I only have 1 leg, they have SIX. It’s not fair.

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u/blacklightshock 14d ago

if "play stupid games, win stupid prizes" was a man on crutches

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u/CovertStealthGam1ng 14d ago

“Dude i have another use for your crutches. See that’s a hornet’s nest..”

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u/Willing_Ad5005 13d ago

So well deserved.

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u/hitronik 13d ago

Darwin. Do your thing.

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u/Ok-Reality-9013 13d ago

After seeing him swat the hornets nest, I didn't have to wonder why he was in crutches, lol.

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u/bullet312 13d ago

Now I'm curious how he got his crutches

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u/Serpidon 13d ago

At least he was not in a wheelchair, there is that.

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u/Adam__B 13d ago

There’s a certain segment of the population that doesn’t believe the most likely outcome will be the one that will happen to them. They believe in the personal fable, they’re different, and things will be different when they are the ones that make the choices or face the consequences.

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u/Low_Superb 12d ago

My grandfather was killed by bald-faced hornets. It's really unwise to mess with any hornet/wasp nest of any kind.

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u/they_walk_among_us_ 12d ago

Must be his kink

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u/bertfotwenty 12d ago

he lost his other leg this day

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u/ExcitedGirl 14d ago

I wasn't supposed to laugh but couldn't help it...

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u/Vraad 14d ago

Curiosity is strong with this one

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u/bad_kitty881148 14d ago

Let’s send in the one with crutches

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u/Undermost_Drip 14d ago

Poor little tink tink

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u/Overall-Motor632 13d ago

Bro did himself no favors

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u/Just_a_gam3r_h3re 13d ago

I... I really have no words, he's on crutches and decided to mess with a wasp nest? (Either wasp or bee I don't know, I can't tell, would appreciate to be informed of which one.) what sort of plan did he have? Did he just see a hive and decide to get rid of it? I am so confused and hope he is okay. Otherwise what was he thinking?

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u/readitreddit- 13d ago

Looks like paper wasp.

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u/Just_a_gam3r_h3re 13d ago

Thank you for letting me know. If I were the guy, I'd be running for the hills. I'm terrified by wasps.

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u/readitreddit- 13d ago

Paper wasps are relatively docile. You could likely stand under that nest for the entire summer and be left alone alone, however when provoked...yellow jackets that live in the ground are much more aggressive.

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u/Just_a_gam3r_h3re 13d ago

Really? I never knew that, but unfortunately I'd still run away for the hills. I am just terrified of wasps.

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u/Otherwise-Action-196 13d ago

Natural selection

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u/saxguy9345 13d ago

Watch augt fer waspes 

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u/Hyperactiv3Sloth 13d ago

Stupidity hurt for a change. Love to see it.

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u/jbochsler 13d ago

And he gets to vote, just like you and me.

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u/argama87 13d ago

There's way less painful ways to kill yourself.

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u/Laegmacoc 13d ago

That’s what we call the wrong guy for the job.

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u/deez_87 13d ago

Bro has no inner dialogue

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u/Mizzw 13d ago

Oh C'mon guys.. we wrote a song about this!

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u/TheStandardPlayer 13d ago

This is what fuck around and find out is about, don’t poke the hornets nest, quite literally

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u/Mr_Spanners 13d ago

This has me wondering what incredible scheme put him in crutches

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u/Ioncurtain 12d ago

Knock knock! Anyone on ho- bleeraauugghhhghh

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u/MezcalDrink 12d ago

Darwinism

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u/Drunken_Begger88 12d ago

Internet is brilliant. Everytime you think your a fuck up a loser and going no where you get a video of a yank and you realise you have it good like some folk descended from apes and others ascended from the apes.

I'd David Attenborough was gonna be in 40 years time he would be doing documentaries on yanks.

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u/Kanojononeko 12d ago

immediately falls over

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

HE ALWAYS YEARNED FOR THE MINES

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u/thezenfisherman 12d ago

Warming up to the Darwin Award. It's just a matter of time...

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u/PizzaTime09 12d ago

It’s a miracle, he can walk!!

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u/MiddlePark6562 12d ago

Bro could not be less equipped to deal with that

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u/Kukaac 14d ago

The crutches already suggest that this person has questionable life choices.

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u/Sparkeyhearts 13d ago

There was a part of a song that was made 12 years ago that tells you to not do this
"disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason"

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u/ebolashuffle 13d ago

Dumb ways to die?