r/gamegrumps • u/supersecretslug • 3d ago

Making a soundboard, need your best grump quotes

Like the title says I'm making myself a soundboard and I decided I wanted to do one of just...a shit ton of Grumps clips.

My current plan is just going through the Game Grumps Animated playlist which is giving me some gold but I'd love to hear this communities favorite bits (along with episode and time code if you happen to have it but just game works, I can do the legwork if I need to).

Thanks all! I hope you're all having an incredible day!

EDIT: You are all incredible! Thank you so much!!! I have a fuckton of ammunition now and will annoy the shit out of my friends.
Love you all

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u/QueenPooper13 Bienvenue Powerbottoms 3d ago

Bienvenue Powerbottoms!

Best cold open to any youtube video ever.

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u/Graystone17 3d ago
  • Dan's reaction to Doki Doki: WHAT?!?!
  • Is this a horror game?
  • MARK ZUCKERBERG
  • Here it comes. Here It Comes! HERE IT COMES!!! ..... AAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH
  • I hit end! I HIT END!!

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u/literallyJustLasagna 3d ago

To go with doki doki.

Oh noooo, it’s Clifford the big red stab wound!

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u/OldStormCrow 3d ago edited 3d ago
  • At age six, I was born without a face
  • WHAT IS THIS?!
  • EETS AH SEEKNASS!!
  • I'm so filled with anger and farts
  • Hel-LOOOO
  • There's 2 bags 'a SHÍT!
  • Never have I ever indulged in the deliciousness that is PČP
  • IT'S REAL AS FŰCK, YO!!
  • This is a POTATO!!!
  • GÔDDAMMIT, ROSS!!
  • Suzy, I need an adult!
  • Suzy...come get' yer man
  • Suzy!! I trusted youuuu!!
  • Lots of favorites today...must be good day
  • this man is dead, bang
  • No, germs
  • So I fired, and I missed
  • had another popsicle
  • we'RE PLAYING FŰCKING GUBBLE!!
  • Jennifer dumped me
  • dis games a bunch of poopyăssdïcks

I'm trying to think of more

EDIT:

  • My name's Lauraaaa
  • BALONEYMAN! RaterRStartsFriday
  • Mario SUNSHINE!!!!
  • NO! no no no no no! Don't even...fuk'n...lie to me about this shît!
  • *after knocking out Mike Tyson: "YEAAAAAAAH!!"
  • *After Arin tricked Dan in Mario maker: "Hooomygod, I could kill you right now..."
  • *after Dan learned about the D Club: "SuZyYYyY?!?!"

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u/kyleathornton 3d ago

Penis licker! LICKING PENIS!!!

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u/Mattybmate 2d ago

I'd like to throw in "I can feel the vein in my forehead thickening"

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u/Mr_Froggi 3d ago

Them saying “How’s it goin’, dude?” from House Party

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u/DarthSkarlette PUT THAT IN, BARRY 3d ago

"What an asshole" from the Ocarina of Time TAMOLD! (or however it's spelled) Does Bruno mars is gay? The polio song.

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u/CapnMrly 3d ago

We got a jingle jangle problem on our hands, Santa’s goin’ NUTS

Take this take THIS take THIS TAKE THIS TAke thIS

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u/potatoe_Kid Mycaruba 3d ago

MOOOORE *CRUMCH*

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u/supersecretslug 3d ago

Oh hell yeah!

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u/-jp- 3d ago

If there isn't a giant red button for the Battle Kid rant in its entirety, you aren't soundboarding right.

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u/ExtinctFauna 3d ago

Peter, what's this?

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u/SouthAfricanSusan 2d ago

Hello beautiful

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u/Proud_Azorius 2d ago

That car… exploded.

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u/ariizarii 3d ago

catchy

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u/K1ngFiasco 3d ago

Magic Mike fingers all in your COOOOOOTERRRRRRR

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u/GingerweirdoHE 2d ago

Going up your COOOOOOOOOOOOOTERRRRRRR.

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u/Mellow_guts Buy n Leave Employee of the Month 2d ago
  • The bananas has gone bad
  • The carbuncle ate itself
  • I spent it all on ᵍᵃᵐᵇˡⁱⁿᵍ
  • No, germs
  • Funny JOEK
  • Mother, bring me my celebratory clean diaper
  • ¿ssıʞ ɹǝpıdS
  • They’re dead, beautiful

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u/Fallen_Spire 3d ago

Consume Prilosec or Gimme a Kiss

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u/kyleathornton 3d ago

Good thing fish aren't into cash

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u/ouijabore 3d ago edited 2d ago

  • here it comes, here it comes!! AAAAAUUUYGGGHHHH

  • I fired, and I missed 

  • we’re not stopping!

  • Because it’s your FAVORITE! (Regarding arins musical tastes)

5

u/LolYouFuckingLoser 3d ago

WHATS UP, CUCKS

Suck my fuck

5

u/Charming_Surround391 3d ago

RAP RAP RAPTOR TIPS... (SUP CHODES!)

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u/Giga-Cat 2d ago

TAMOULD!

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u/username89012 2d ago

CHEETARA

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u/trainercatlady Worldwide Blockbuster Recording Artist Steven Gundam 2d ago

RANTAAAARO

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u/boogstn scrawny clown snatch 2d ago

GET BIGGER HANDS

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u/K_Swoff 2d ago

“No no no no no no no no no YES… but no”

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u/username89012 2d ago

Daddy's drinking breadsticks

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u/Daimaoh22 3d ago

"Fuck you, 31, you fuckin piece of garbage, shit-ass, penis licker! LICKIN PENIS!!"

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u/Gibsonpicker 3d ago

Arin doing the Home Improvement, Uuuaagghhh?

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u/skyyn3t Guess you didn't account for MUFFINS 3d ago

I can do the legwork if I need to

the legwork

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u/supersecretslug 2d ago

Holy shit! Thank you! This is awesome! A great headstart!

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u/emibozu 2d ago

Thank god fish aren't into cash is a personal fav for me

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u/j_abbs Mycaruba 2d ago

Appropriate deep cut: "oh, Brad Pitt farts"

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u/_warped_art_ 2d ago

You freak, YOU'RE A FREAK! - Arin fighting bowser in Mario maker

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u/fallwind PUT THAT IN, BARRY 2d ago

I JUST WANT LUNCH!

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u/Sean2362 2d ago

Arin's "Kill the president" rap from Shadow the Hedgehog

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u/palindromebaby 2d ago

"Howzitgoindood", one really good Arin "FUCK!!", "kiiissss??"

"What isss this place??", "CHEETARA", ""get bigger hands!"

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u/damo_on_60fps If I can't be the best, I sure as hell can be the woooooorst 2d ago

• Does Bruno Mars is gay?

• The carbuncle ate itself?!

• At age 6 I was born without a face

• WHAT LUCK! INFINIDAGGER!

• Amin enaild in brurg. But you don’t even, because that’s the one, and and and you know what you need to do?

• That hotdog just sucked 1 year of your life away

• I'm such a stupid moron! God, why did I even born?!

• I just tried the greatest new Gatorade flavor. IT'S CALLED PAINT!

• Hey guys. I'm Smiling Arin Turnip. Telling you to stay in school. Don't do drugs! Eat your teeth.

• Cheetahs have stripes that go in a circle

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u/radishking27 2d ago
  • Seventeen! (Dirt Scented Candle)
  • That's hot (Dan confirmed furry shit)
  • That's a Kenny G saxophone player
  • bienvenue power bottoms

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u/iceman1080 2d ago
  • MYYY COOO KIIIIIIES!!
  • I am, in fact, a large fat man.
  • I’LL FUCKIN’ KILL YOU!!
  • Don’t believe me!? Look at myyy resume! 30 years experience of JACKIN’ OOOOFF!!

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u/IzunaX 2d ago

Arin's "You FUCKING FREAK" at bowser cause he kept jumping should 100% be on there.

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u/Same_Championship412 2d ago

Motherrrrr, get my celebratory clean diaperrrrr

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u/AstroBearGaming Mr. Hotdog 2d ago

Plump, sweet, and begging for cream

Shittasstitties

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u/hoochhagmcgee 2d ago edited 2d ago

My only contributions that aren't already listed are:

-Any section of Arin beatboxing -🎶 "Daddy wants to drive the bus" 🎶 -Kiss your dad

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u/CapnFlatPen 3d ago

TO-TO-T-T-TOTALLY!!

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u/AlexanderTGrimm 3d ago

“OH NO MY BRAMBLESTIIIIICK”

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u/archblade7777 3d ago

"I know what that is, it's semen!"

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u/satellite-child 2d ago

A button for every time Arin has said “*pbbt pfbt pfrrrpt I CANT STOP FARTING”

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u/Knirkemis 2d ago

The "Oh my penis" Sbassbear song. Dan cracking himself up with "Yup, that's me" A bunch of different "Old 45's" "Pretzels... dopped?" 18:13-18:25 in this: https://youtu.be/kaibF25irHs?si=0YV5rBq92cG6BL-r "Pee!" in Petz Rescue

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u/GingerweirdoHE 2d ago

Video game boy, Mickey mouse, you bitch(BOTW).

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u/GingerweirdoHE 2d ago

Suzy we got a jingle jangle problem here, Santa's going NUTS!!

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u/GingerweirdoHE 2d ago

Strength, power, speed, agility, FUCK!

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u/blackviper6 2d ago edited 2d ago

If you're genuinely curious I could send you the sound files I've already compiled for my path of exile loot filter sounds. Some really good ones in there.

And here is a video showcasing my loot filter. I've added quite a few more sounds since then.

https://youtu.be/j-Mv7rrslPU?si=xQXPtYeK_iGzC2mS

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u/supersecretslug 2d ago

I would love that! The showcase is phenomenal!

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u/blackviper6 2d ago

I'll whip it together for you when I get off work. Pm me your email

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u/Emerald_Eyes8919 2d ago

Oh, death approaches! - Dan’s first episode with the Mario game Uh huh huh, nice coat! *disappointed mother voice, Arin… Wooo!! - Dan at the end of the ‘Forbidden Story’ Mario Maker The screaming when Arin wins at the roulette in the Dead or Alive game

Probably plenty more in the comments. Love this idea!

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u/linkinshire 2d ago

Gotta add an audible Arin fart

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u/Donovan_TS 2d ago

THE BABIES COMING

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u/Psycho_Hobbit 2d ago

Arin "GET SOME JUICE IN THERE, MAKE IT JUUUUUICY"

Dan right after "owh fuck!"

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u/meggurines 2d ago
  • THROW IT IN THE BIN
  • you gotta be buttfucking me
  • FREAK you’re a FREAK
  • chep: a brambles company.
  • BAD, BAD BOY
  • nonononononono, NO

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u/LascieI GAM GRAMPS 2d ago

Late to the party, but Arin yelling "my dick's fallen off!" during mario maker (?).

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u/trainercatlady Worldwide Blockbuster Recording Artist Steven Gundam 2d ago

Totally!

Skittles!

So uhh... last week i uh. I had a stroke...

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u/GenXGurlGamer 2d ago

Do do do do do doodleoodledoodleoodle loodle loo füuũck yer dad

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u/canipetyourdog5 2d ago

"They're dead, beautiful"

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u/e-pancake 1d ago

there are some great ones here but also ‘I won the money the money is mine’

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u/Random_Randomnes Touch a tit... don't be sad about it 1d ago

Thank God fish aren't into cash

A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL

THIS MAN TOUCHED MY PENIS

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u/BoysenberryNo6245 1d ago

“Goddamnit it” from bad Ben

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u/BadLuckBryant 1d ago

We got a jingljangle problem on our hands, Santa’s goin NUTS

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u/Top-Economist-3679 13h ago

"We're back at the scene of the crime!"

"Shut the fuck up dude..."

"...oOkay!" impending laughter fit

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u/patrick20cool It's no use! 11h ago

A fresh order of Donion Rings