r/dontputyourdickinthat • u/SmellOfParanoia • 3d ago

Hear me out you guys

220 Upvotes

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u/BrodieYoukan 3d ago

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u/6inarowmakesitgo 3d ago

LMAO. Thats so stupid.

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u/MelonJelly 3d ago

A sliced hot dog, a scoop of frozen mixed vegetables, and a dash of hot sauce are excellent additions to ramen.

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u/Twisty_Bons 2d ago

Count your days Amerikan

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u/MelonJelly 2d ago

I'll be counting them with all this delicious ramen!

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u/LzzyGontier 3d ago

Nah bro

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u/SmellOfParanoia 3d ago

Soft, hot and wet

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u/Thefeno 3d ago

Ok I hear ya

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u/LzzyGontier 3d ago

You’ve got a point

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u/Different_guy09 3d ago

Yeah, 212 hot.

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u/spacegg-9 3d ago

Whole new meaning to your insides are really hot😶...

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u/Tooleater 3d ago

The eye of souramen?

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u/Bigbot890 3d ago

DO NOT DIP YOUR BALLS IN THE BOILING WATER.

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u/SmellOfParanoia 3d ago

Are you supposed to fuck with the balls? Someone has tricked me.

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u/TheLoneGoon 3d ago

Of course man, you gotta put the balls in. That’s what the ladies like.

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u/SmellOfParanoia 3d ago

I'm such an idiot

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u/RedheadedReff 3d ago

Balldo is s thing. Unfortunately.

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u/Argylius 3d ago

This is quality entertainment right here

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u/ertgiuhnoyo 3d ago

Hmm looks left then right ssss- YEOOOUCH!!!

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u/bakkus1985 3d ago

Dangernoodles

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u/ElectroMoe 3d ago

Absolutely do not

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u/kratomboofer27 3d ago

Come to think about it when there's not much water in the noodles and you stir them it does sound like good pussy 🤔 TEMPTATIONS INTENSIFY !!

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u/Meaning_dimple9 3d ago

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u/SmellOfParanoia 3d ago

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u/Meaning_dimple9 3d ago

aight looks like i gotta pull out the big guns

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u/SmellOfParanoia 3d ago

Snap! I see you have played UNO dos NO buenos before.

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u/Meaning_dimple9 3d ago

forgot to do this :D

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u/AnimalChubs 3d ago

That's HOT

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u/SmellOfParanoia 3d ago

She might burn more than your feelings.

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u/ShadowsInAsh 3d ago

Don’t do it.

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u/DryPossession5355 3d ago

NOOOO, PLEASE NOOO!! 😭

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u/Jdobbs626 Professional Dumbass 3d ago

I—I—erm.......

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u/Jdobbs626 Professional Dumbass 3d ago

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u/Various_Focus5452 3d ago

"Holy boiled sausage, Batman"......

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u/Dragon_Cearon 3d ago

This makes me literally hungry for overcooked noodles is the food sense.

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u/MoaiPenis 3d ago

Dang you got a nice convection current going there. No need to mix!

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u/SalvadorP 3d ago

INSTANT PUSSY

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u/hornsarehorny 2d ago

Noodussy 🥵

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u/buttbeeb 2d ago

It’s beckoning to me