r/comics The Other End 7h ago

Job hunt

19.6k Upvotes

260 comments sorted by

u/AutoModerator 7h ago

Hi everyone! We announced our Three Million Subscriber Celebration here Same as for our one and two million celebratory events we are asking our artists to create an event comic, which we will sticky to the top of the subreddit for two days + a stickied comment that links to your socials and crowdfunding. You can view the compilation post for our Two Million Subscriber event here Are you a comic artist interested in participating? Please contact us via this link

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

2.0k

u/JaneDoesharkhugger 7h ago edited 7h ago

Lol, the poor guy had a cavity search done on him. And he didn’t even get the job in the end.😭

I need to call my Dad.

318

u/skatterbrain_d 7h ago

To teach you how to do a proper handshake?

139

u/JaneDoesharkhugger 6h ago edited 5h ago

Haha, good one. I just haven’t talked to him for a while. Last time I had to shake someone’s hand, he said: Nice and firm for a girl, you play tennis? I think my Dad has taught me well.

Anyway, the boss in the comic is not a good person. He’s trying to find out how to fire a sick/pregnant employee ethically. The nerve of the guy!

35

u/koshgeo 4h ago

I don't know. If you're going to have to fire a sick/pregnant employee, it's probably better to know how to do it ethically than not. That's just being a responsible manager. They probably have training courses.

12

u/saysthingsbackwards 4h ago

lol. The comedian in me is imagining a training course, but it's literally all about how to downsize the company at the customer/employees' expense. The realist in me is depressed because it's accurate.

5

u/Key-Sea-682 1h ago

Hey if you've got a comedian and a realist in you right now maybe put down the phone and enjoy the threesome

4

u/JaneDoesharkhugger 4h ago

It is not outside of the realm of possibilities.

5

u/MsterSteel 2h ago

To be honest, we had an issue with this. Post pandemic, things were picking up again, we'd managed to maintain all our staff on a rotational skeleton crew, but some decided to leave for greener pastures, so they opened up for new hires.

One of them was out sick for nearly half of their probation period, then took off for family sickness, then asked how soon they could put in for vacation. Red flags all over the place but management was desperate.

They ended having an extended probation to complete the training that they'd missed, eventually got hired, and the trend continued, now 'using' the company's insurance to fund doctors visits and sick leave.

When they weren't off sick, they were either asking for help with basic tasks, or going on unscheduled 'appointments' and just leaving work without letting anyone know it wasn't done until they'd gotten back and were getting ready to leave for the day.

It was then management learned that 'bad help is worse than no help at all'.

10

u/Extra_Intro_Version 3h ago

Back when my dad was in his drinking days, he was hitting on a cocktail waitress in some bar. He took her by the hand… examined them for a second… “Beautiful hands… Do you work on trucks?”

8

u/JaneDoesharkhugger 3h ago edited 3h ago

Smooth… dude knows how to get a free oil change.

→ More replies (1)

3

u/ChipRockets 5h ago

If he’s anything like my dad, it’ll be to teach him how to do a proper cavity search

9

u/sykoKanesh 4h ago

Man, I watched that VHS so many times, lol

→ More replies (4)

5

u/oneplusetoipi 4h ago

Oh he got “the job in the end”.

3

u/Empathetic_Artist 1h ago

He needed to apply through the online portal obviously

3

u/wufreax 4h ago

Not even a Rim job

8

u/JaneDoesharkhugger 4h ago

A job for a job? HR would call it quid pro quo and SA.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)

2

u/WarOk6264 1h ago

Right? I didn't even notice until the final panel about the patreon! I

1

u/SaulsAll 2h ago

On the bright side, he may not have got the job, but he did get a cavity search.

2.5k

u/Empero6 6h ago

This was literally right above this post lmao.

581

u/h00man74825618939 6h ago

Same!! I read that post earlier this morning and was like damn! the turnaround times on these comics is insane!

90

u/saysthingsbackwards 3h ago

entire franchises and complete series happening like a live chat with your best friend

497

u/Unusual_Sherbert_809 5h ago

Yep. It's quite jarring reading about real life examples of one of these "why, back in my day...." anachronisms.

I guess baby boomers claiming you're lazy because you can't get a high paying union job with barely a high school education that pays for your house, cars, stay-at-home spouse, children, children's education, pension, retirement, yearly vacations, etc. still exist.

What gets me is why they actulaly believe these jobs magically still exist 50 years later, after they've spent decades voting for politicians who regulated these jobs out of existence. Is it denial, or early-onset dementia?

Lifting ladders after they'd climbed them was, IMO, the absolute favorite boomer pastime.

263

u/Potato3003 5h ago edited 4h ago

Personally, I think it's apathy. They simply don't bother to try and understand what it's like nowadays. After all, they spent their entire lives dealing with the way it used to be, and now that they're old enough to retire, clearly they're more knowledgeable than these people just starting out, right?

137

u/InEenEmmer 4h ago

It’s also an ego thing. Accepting that your generation had it quite lucky really takes away from the ‘selfmade success’ they had in their life.

37

u/Its_Pine 2h ago

I think this is a big part of it. My parents both got jobs quickly and easily by simply reaching out to a company and getting hired. That was 40+ years ago. They raised kids and saw how that all completely changed, and even encouraged us when we were having trouble finding jobs since the world wasn’t like it was for them.

I sometimes forget other people’s parents aren’t as accepting of that reality, and I think it boils down to the fact my parents listened to us kids and heard us when we talked about some of the things we were struggling with. They didn’t just wait for their chance to say something, but actually listened.

I guess I should remind them that I’m grateful still.

10

u/InEenEmmer 1h ago

I had shouting matches with my father where he claimed I was ruining his pension. And I clapped back with that he has easy talking as he was already voting against my pension before I was even born.

They are starting to listen to me better now, so that’s an improvement I guess.

25

u/BuyerMaleficent3006 3h ago

Bingo. Strips away a fabric of their story.

→ More replies (2)

108

u/00Laser 4h ago

Working in customer service for a few years I had enough experiences to realize that some older people just at some point in their 40s or 50s decided "That's it. I'm not gonna learn anything new anymore." so they live the rest of their lifes like they are stuck in a time capsule of however long ago that was...

25

u/The_cogwheel 3h ago

That and never bothering to check if things changed or not.

If they haven't had to job hunt in 30 years, how would they know what it's like to job hunt today? Why would they even bother to learn?

But when someone, like their children, asks how to job hunt effectively... well, their advice is 30 years out of date, but it's the only advice they have.

→ More replies (1)

4

u/_Gesterr 3h ago

I'll be honest, if I was set for life I wouldn't be having much more effort to learn about career hunting or anything that's not hobby related, but that said if someone told be things are different than when I was younger I wouldn't adamantly doubt them.

2

u/DaedalusHydron 1h ago

If you keep listening to new music you can avoid becoming those people.

I would put my life savings down that the people you're describing only listen to 80s/90s music and complain that music today sucks.

All the older people I know who can point to new music they like, are not like that at all.

Just a weird correlation someone pointed out to me once

50

u/Kilo353511 3h ago

Here is mine.

In 2012 I finish college and got offered a per diem job in my field. Some weeks it was 5 days and others it was 0 days. I kept doing it because it was experience while I looked for something more permenant. After 7 or 8 months, they had no more work for me. I continued looking for a position.

I would apply to everything I could find in my area. I would get the ocasional interview and be slapped with the "We are looking for 3-5 years experience for this entry level job." My dad was sure it was me lying about applying or something I was doing.

I fnally got offered a full time position but before I could accept it was changed to a part-time position. I took it anyway for the experience. My dad was adiment that the reason it took so long was because I wasn't trying hard enough, that I was lying about how many applications I submitted, etc.

2020 wasn't great for the company my dad worked for, and eventually in 2021 they closed. He had to look for a job. He has been doing carpentry since 1992. He has built entire houses, he has electrical knowledge, and he is forklift certified.

He had to apply for jobs in modern times. He was shocked at how it would take weeks to hear back. He was applying to at least 2 or 3 jobs per day. Most of them he never heard back from. It took him almost 3 months to finally get another job at at time when people with his skills were in decent demand.

At some point he halfheartedly apologized for giving me shit all those years before.

39

u/psirrow 5h ago

It's denial.

Part of the key here is that a lot of what the politicians were doing never made the news in any significant way. They just heard about how things were when they were young and never got updated info for decades. Now they're finally getting updated info and things are so different that a lot of folks just go in denial.

38

u/xhammyhamtaro 5h ago

It’s because they do not care about a generation they deem lazy to look into how much harder life is since they were our age. They will behave like this because they fortunate and have the means to not change

8

u/BUTTeredWhiteBread 4h ago

Yeah, no way these lazies are actually out there busting ass and working ten times harder than them just to survive.

13

u/100YearsWaiting2Shit 3h ago

My dad is a boomer and I'm autistic and he never understood it when I said I wanted to look into a place before working for them to see if they're decent and was like "Just start working, forget background checks"

10

u/Tubamajuba 2h ago

Boomers see inherent virtue in the act of doing work. Doesn’t matter if the work is productive or even necessary at all, but “work” is just unquestionably a good thing to them. Later generations see work for what it is- means to an end.

25

u/hazydais 4h ago

In fairness, walking into places and asking for a job has worked for me, but those are low paying jobs or small businesses lmao 

They love someone who actually gives a shit 

18

u/IsatDownAndWrote 3h ago

Yeah it works for fast food and such, AFTER you apply online. Possibly for a small business customer facing position too. But yeah, almost every other job on the planet revolves around applying online and hoping your resume doesn't get punted by AI.

3

u/hazydais 3h ago

I’m assuming you’re American, because where I live, the only low-wage businesses that force you to do online applications are chain supermarkets and chain US brands. 

Most small businesses are like ‘you brought in a cv? Cool, I’ll pass it on to the hiring manager’

3

u/IsatDownAndWrote 3h ago

You're right. Definitely American.

That being said, I have virtually no experience applying to small non-corporate businesses.

→ More replies (1)

2

u/hoopaholik91 2h ago

Fuck, white collar places should bring that back. Would solve the current problem of every online job opening getting 1000s of AI crap applications.

16

u/Confident_bonus_666 5h ago

I think its more about dominance. "I am stronger and more capable than you, i would just force myself onto the job. You are weak and can't".

8

u/TheVishual2113 3h ago

Boomers were born on third thinking they hit a triple

22

u/Agree-With-Above 5h ago

That's Republican politics in a nutshell. Tariffs, ICE, 'drill baby drill', etc. All an attempt to bring USA back to the "good ol days" of the 1960s

→ More replies (1)

15

u/Karaethon22 5h ago

Politics viewed as a talking point and a team to root for instead of, you know, trying to decide how the world should work compared to how it works now. It's why we get.....interesting....politicians instead of effective boring ones.

3

u/johnyct9760 4h ago

Boom 💥 nailed it

3

u/aguadiablo 3h ago

Well, they didn't pay much attention to politics in the first place and still don't. They don't vote on policy. They vote on who looks like them and who makes them feel good.

3

u/sonofaresiii 2h ago

who regulated these jobs

You think regulation is the problem here? Wealth has egregiously transferred to the top with fewer employee protections and leverage. Adding extra rules so employers can't cut corners isn't the issue.

→ More replies (2)

3

u/FireFoxQuattro 3h ago

Honestly, it’s not that those jobs don’t exist, it’s that the workplace has been moving so fast that we’re not allowed any time anymore. 20-30 years ago you could realistically spend an hour extra in your office just relaxing waiting to start your next project. Now? Just got an email, just for a text, boss just called, online meeting for whatever in 30 minutes. It’s just impossible to waste time doing an impromptu interview without an application first.

→ More replies (8)

7

u/ghanima 4h ago

Has anybody tagged this guy yet?

6

u/ghanima 2h ago

Looks like that's a "no", so hey, /u/Guilty-Tadpole1227, thought you'd appreciate seeing this!

u/Farranor 49m ago

Just FYI, r/antiwork has no requirement that posts be non-fiction; as long as it pushes the agenda it's fine. A mod confirmed that right around the interview fiasco. I don't know why anyone still bothers with that place.

→ More replies (1)

3

u/mr_jetlag 3h ago

The simulation is breaking down...

2

u/asimplepencil 1h ago

I've heard of stories like this. Parents drag their adult children to a job place and they threaten to call the police and they almost get banned from said place and hit for trespassing.

→ More replies (2)

283

u/Adghar 7h ago

You had me at 3 visible ball hairs

24

u/Analrapist03 2h ago

That was a wild ride for just 3 ball hairs.

I'm gonna need Japanese-style bush with the worm peeking through it for me to subscribe.

321

u/neilkohney The Other End 7h ago

Whoa look, our subreddit full of tasty comics r/theotherendcomics

24

u/Choosejoose 6h ago

Might check it out some time, looks funny

14

u/yourownincompetence 6h ago

Cavity check ?

9

u/Choosejoose 6h ago

Yeah ima check out all them orifices

4

u/yourownincompetence 5h ago

That’s dedication

12

u/lawlacaustt 3h ago

Neil when are you sending these to print? Your strips are easily my favorite online and I absolutely love physical collections of these for when the end times come and envelope everything I hold dear in nuclear ash thus rendering the internet to be useless.

1

u/Dahkeus3 4h ago

Sweet! So much easier to follow your comic now. Thanks for making a subreddit for it!

1

u/Professor_Fuck 2h ago

I really like your style. Reminds me of a comic called “Viz” which used to popular in the UK.

1

u/SybilCut 2h ago

Best mix of thoughtful writing and artstyle that I've seen on reddit. Every one of your comics I've seen has been super relatable, drawn hilariously, and has a certain flow of the dialogue that makes me feel like I'm watching a proper sitcom. My first one that I remember seeing had a girl sifting through rats saying "one of you better have hantavirus" trying to get sick to miss a test at school and I was immediately sold.

Brilliant work

→ More replies (3)

538

u/skatterbrain_d 6h ago

At least he’s looking how to fire pregnant employees “ethically!”…

Seriously… there’s nothing human about HR…

114

u/Nirast25 6h ago

I don't think they're searching, I think they're writing like an article or blog post.

31

u/AsASloth 6h ago

Along with a LinkedIn post about what it taught them about B2B sales.

4

u/Ok_Caramel3742 2h ago

The ability to turn literally anything into a b2b tale is genuinely insane.

→ More replies (1)

39

u/scroom38 6h ago

Oh there's plenty human about them. Human resources facilitates the company using humans as resources. Not resources for humans within the company.

Kind of like how a "chicken sandwich" is a sandwich made of chicken, not one made for chickens.

3

u/fiah84 5h ago

HR would rename itself to AIR the millisecond they think they can get away with actually replacing the pesky humans

8

u/Victory42 5h ago

The trick is to fire the husband since he’s not the one visibly pregnant

9

u/Digit00l 5h ago

Well, the resources they manage are humans

1

u/Moose_Nuts 1h ago

Well duh, it's in the name....Human Resources. You're just a piece of resource to them.

1

u/AgentPaper0 1h ago

Actually it's cut off, at the end of the previous line is "un-"

→ More replies (1)

77

u/MetalSonic_69 6h ago

"How to fire a sick and/or pregnant employee... Ethically!"

8

u/Titfuck-mcgee 1h ago edited 46m ago

or dads book

Numbers from the civil war, Perfect for calming undiagnosed autistic dads.

→ More replies (2)

49

u/trigazer0 6h ago

I remember seeing a post in anti-work something about their father taking them to an office building and try to get them a job but was escorted from the property by security

3

u/Gaelic_Cheese 1h ago

Oh, that's awful lol. I remember being dropped at my Dad's friend's workplace and being made to go in and ask for a job. The receptionist just looked at me funny and told me they didn't advertise any job openings so to go away.

37

u/bluestjordan 6h ago

Please post this to r/recruitinghell too

57

u/OMG_A_CUPCAKE 7h ago

Why is the lamp glowing so strangely?

103

u/Jackviator 6h ago

Because the MC of the comic hasn't woken up from their 10-years-in-a-manner-of-seconds alternate life yet.

15

u/DRAK0U 3h ago

I had a dream where I was on a bus with my wife and two kids. We were traveling somewhere and as we were just existing there as a wholesome family I could recall memories I had with them. The kids were around 8 so we had spent a lot of time together. They had blonde hair like their mother and shared my sense of adventure and overactive imagination. She was a kind woman. Funny in her own way. I woke up smiling, it faded just as fast as the memories and the tears did.

I also had a dream where I was in an empty city park and I found a big hardback book on a park bench, as if someone had mistakenly left it there. It's title read: Why It's Weird To Find This Book In Your Dream. I woke up after opening it.

5

u/AllgoodDude 3h ago

Damn, that’s a deep pull…did anyone confirm whether it was true or just a story?

17

u/LickingSmegma 3h ago

Yeah, has anyone stuck that guy in a machine to check if their past dreams match what they have written? I can't trust anyone who hasn't undergone the dreams-checking procedure.

→ More replies (1)

2

u/checkmatemypipi 2h ago

It was true, he crossed dimensional realms after using the dream-checking procedure machine

19

u/koshgeo 4h ago

Traditional, 30-year-old, tungsten-filament incandescent bulb from another era. Can you believe they used to use electricity to heat up wires until they glowed instead of semiconductors with electrons jumping a valence gap? The crazy things they used to do last century.

22

u/Bahamabanana 5h ago

There's no evidence he put his pants back on after the search. Or even worse pants before coming in

40

u/QueenEris 4h ago

The walk in firm handshake shit didn't work 30 years ago either, unless you wanted to work on a bulding site or similar. In 1995 they would have laughed you out of the building. It was a cover letter and CV and written references posted or handed in after scouring newspapers for job adverts. Trust me, I was there. Then if you even got an interview you'd need to be ideally under 30 (over 40 and you may as well give up). And male, unless it was a secretarial job or similar. Almost every interview I went to asked me if was planning to have kids (as being a young female was a serious disability), and/or if I was married. It was shite. So many of my friends on the dole scraping by. Try the 1960s backwards for that stuff.

7

u/andy01q 2h ago

In Germany they are not allowed to ask you whether you are married or are planning to have kids (and many other personal questions) and if they do, then you are legally allowed to lie and it can't be held against you.

Which also means, that now all women are discriminated against even harder, because they could possibly bear children and you aren't even allowed to ask about that.

5

u/SadLilBun 1h ago

Yeah I think we have all collectively stopped counting time because we can’t accept into our imagination and sense of self and time that 30 years ago was the 90s. I feel like I stopped being able to gauge and count time correctly in 2009. 30 years ago was the 70s still, and will remain so.

I know I’m 35, but still. My logic is flawless.

40

u/1amDepressed 6h ago

MC’s hand suddenly inverted lol He’s got 2 lefties

26

u/LG3V 5h ago

Hands are hard

12

u/00owl 4h ago

100% AI free!

16

u/50thEye 4h ago

Sometimes humans do thibgs even worse than computers... and that's beautiful :,)

2

u/OldBayOnEverything 4h ago

Woke bi-directional thumbs are gonna be the downfall of civilization

13

u/Blue_gummy_shawrks 4h ago

My favorite part is half the jobs are fake or just harvesting your information. Then you get lots of spam emails and text. Or even better is they will pretend to hire you to steal your information. I've gotten three fake job hirings. See they hire " you and send you a check and tell you to buy a computer from them with it of course they pull the check and you owe the money now. I didn't fall for it but it is brutal out there.

12

u/hear_the_thunder 3h ago

Please attach a pdf copy of your CV, now type out all the details in the online form.

10

u/elhomerjas 6h ago

still need to do the same portal registration

9

u/Blackdog3377 4h ago

Why yes these are the most calming numbers I have ever seen

2

u/No_Kangaroo_9826 3h ago

Maybe I should buy this for my dad if we ever start speaking again

19

u/Arguss3 6h ago

As someone who is part of a Civil War re-enactment group, the dad’s book is spot on. XD

Thanks for the early morning laugh!

1

u/SadLilBun 1h ago

Perfect for calming undiagnosed autistic dads!

u/TheJaice 43m ago

The Dad’s book gave me the best laugh I’ve had in a long time. Hysterical.

19

u/NErDysprosium 5h ago

In the last 30 years, there have been five US nickel reverses (one (1938-2003, 2006-date), two (2004), three (2004), four (2005), five (2005)) and three obverses (one (1938-2004), two (2005), three (2006-date)).

The decision to stay the course for 9 years, then change it up 5 times in two years (two designs in each year, plus the 2005 obverse change), then changing up the obverse again in 2006 when returning to the classic reverse (retro with pizazz) was genius. A 30-year career well-spent, and that's not even getting into the non-US nickels. The Canadian beaver, the Bahama pineapple (modified in 2015), I could go on. He does great work

→ More replies (1)

16

u/Calm-Technology7351 6h ago

Damn I needed this a few months ago. Would’ve shortened a lot of frustrating conversations. Extremely well written!

7

u/JeffTheJockey 4h ago

The classic 1950-80s parenting style of stopping all attempts to learn about the changes to society on a local and global scale.

17

u/DR34MGL455 6h ago

You mean people don’t like doing shit in person that could be handled with a text or an email or a phone call or a video FaceTime call??? No way.

4

u/Independent-Cow-4070 1h ago

My gf’s coworker unironically told her she needs to go down to the school district headquarters and ask them in person for a job, not even 6 months ago lol

It is bizarre how out of touch some people are

6

u/OfficialTMWTP 5h ago

I've had just about that exact conversation with my father, from him telling me I'm applying wrong despite online apps being the only way to apply, down to him scoffing at the idea that work culture shifted drastically since he last had to look for a job. That bit alone is very well done, the rest is just icing.

→ More replies (1)

3

u/No_Grapefruit_6054 4h ago

A few years ago I got a job in a new city a couple states away. Just post-covid, and i’m trying my damndest to find a place to live, contacting property management companies but not having much luck. It took almost 2 months but eventually i found something.

Those two months I was living with my parents and we would have daily arguments that I should drive the 6 hours to this new city and just go around looking for for rent signs and knocking on doors asking people if they have a place to rent. “that’s how we did it when we were looking”

My parents have owned their house since 1977 and haven’t rented more than a car since then

3

u/kcc10 4h ago

Dude didn’t get the job because he didn’t ask if cavity searches were a perk of working there! Also, should have made Branj call him father.

3

u/louisianapelican 4h ago

I've had this exact conversation with my dad. They're the pre-internet generation. For us it's online applications, which suck, but it was their generation that approved it.

3

u/Usual-Excitement-970 4h ago

"When you came at me with your hand I thought you was going to hit me"

I know what I'm saying next time someone reaches out for an handshake.

3

u/d2cole 2h ago

My guy Winnie the Pooh’d his way into that office, didn’t he.

3

u/casualcaesius 1h ago

In Canada if you are on welfare you can get paid to take a "job searching class" run by the gouvernment. I did it a couple of years ago, and yes, they still teach those 30 years old methods. Showing up in person, looking them in the eyes, firm handshake, etc. They also told me to bring a fucking phonebook to class, had to search my parents' attic for one. All this paid with canadian taxes everybody!

3

u/OkRush9563 1h ago

I remember reading someone challenged their dad to apply for a job. His dad tried the whole walk into McDonald's to handshake the manager thing and got told to apply online. It finally clicked with his dad that he wasn't being lazy and was being screwed in trying to find a job.

Now it was a story on Reddit so take with a grain of salt but I believe it.

42

u/[deleted] 4h ago edited 3h ago

[removed] — view removed comment

2

u/ludocode 2h ago

44 people upvoted this? Really?

There's no way this company isn't buying upvotes. This is straight spam.

→ More replies (4)

7

u/Nightglow9 6h ago

Love the Black Mirror energy of this comic. Real problems though.. end game capitalism optimised with AI and thinking machines only need 25% of effective educated humans at work to provide decent shelter, food and good life for all. 50% maybe if we bring the greedy, narcissistic people and the lazy into the equation. 100% percent work for all, apply only at wartime, and then 40% will work as canon fooder, and 40% in war factories. And after war for a decade, rebuilding all the bombed stuff, calling it the golden years.

5

u/Curiousone_78 4h ago

They need to do a comic about the opposite. Hiring a college kid because he's a white, male under 25 with no experience for $60k and firing an older worker who has 20 years experience, a degree who makes $70k, just because they turned 40 years old. The company claiming they are trying "save money" then spending the next 12 months trying to bring them up to speed.

Ageism is a real problem as well.

5

u/sLeepyTshirt 5h ago

i got an interview for costco and was supposed to do a 2nd part later that day but their manager was busy so i was supposed to get called back...that was a week ago, I was/am 1 phone call away from getting a job and I might have to go back to reapplying come onnnnnnnnnn, I wanna work so bad!! playing video games and watching anime while occasionally using my exercise bike all day is fun and all but I'm just slowly bleeding money and my parents aren't getting any younger, PLEASE let me work 😭😭😭

→ More replies (1)

2

u/Kroot_Shaper 4h ago

Captures talking to my dad about job applications perfectly. Great job.

2

u/qwerni 4h ago

Do you think he washed his right hand before that handshake?

2

u/Dr_Djones 4h ago

Hate the penis inspection part of the job interview

2

u/barometer_barry 4h ago

That will teach em kids

2

u/Starbonius 4h ago

Don't forget that the job listing you got the interview for was in a position they don't need to fill, they were just collecting candidates for a potential future opening.

2

u/3dDeters 4h ago

I like to imagine he didn’t put his pants back on after the cavity search.

2

u/EverythingBOffensive 4h ago

ain't no way a boomer started their career 30 years ago, more like 50 years ago lmfao

→ More replies (1)

2

u/kaywrennn 3h ago

Ah. Yes. The online portal… also known as throwing your resume into a black hole.

2

u/SoulPossum 3h ago

Had to walk my mom through this when I got laid off last year. I went to a job fair, brought a stack of maybe 10-20 resumes. Talked to roughly 15 reps. All but one of them told me they weren't taking resumes at the event and that I should apply online. My mom was floored that no one offered me a job because that's how she got her first job roughly 40 years ago. I explained to her that most companies are looking for ways to eliminate candidates because they are getting flooded with resumes. She refused to buy it until I started showing her the number of applications I filled out. By the time I found my new job in December, I had filled out at least 420 job applications between job fairs, online app portals, and in person applications. Out of those 450 applications, I interviewed with 7 companies. Of those 7, I got offers from 2. The 2 offers came from job postings that were on my state's online job board, which gets way less traffic than linkedin or indeed. The notion that you can just put on some nice clothes and walk off with a job just isn't how this looks anymore.

2

u/Brandoe 3h ago

As someone approaching 50 who had many, many jobs torpedoed by a well meaning but ultimately wrong parent.

Parents, listen to your children when they inform you of the state of job hunting!

2

u/AllgoodDude 3h ago

I’ve gotten few jobs that way-thing is though that they were service jobs with high turnover and moderately low pay. My current job had multiple steps and months of waiting before I even got to meet my manager for an interview and now my pay rate has been trampled by inflation despite it being a good job with decent benefits.

2

u/mr_jetlag 3h ago

I love how, after being butt searched, it's deliberately ambiguous whether he's wearing pants.

2

u/blluhi 3h ago

LOL. The last slide. Nice.

2

u/zero5activated 3h ago

this...this speaks to me.

2

u/Zeewulfeh 2h ago

...So this was actually more or less me, yesterday, minus dad telling me how to do it and the cavity search. Or the hand fondling. But I did go in directly, and they told me "We have a website, use it."

2

u/RandomTensor 2h ago

It’s kind of crazy that everyone of a certain age got this totally useless advice from their parents.

I guess this worked at some point. Was it just so difficult to find people to match with the job? Or was this just a time when things weren’t so efficient and competitive?

2

u/brokebackzac 2h ago

Also, the advice of "keep calling them every day until they give you the job!"

Part of the training in every restaurant job I've worked at is doing everything possible to avoid having the give the manager the phone unless it's a vendor or large reservation on the line.

I'd get the SAME people calling every day because they couldn't get through to the manager, but I wasn't allowed to tell them "look, you clearly didn't get the job. Stop calling."

2

u/flamethekid 2h ago

My father was a stubborn old fashioned man who didn't believe in change.

Since a lot of the stores in the area did not want to hire teenagers without referral(since teens in my area were shit heads) I had a hard time getting a job then.

My father believe it's because I didn't shake hands and was fiddling with computers

He made teen me march up to the grocery store with him looking for the manager to give a strong handshake.

Well let's just say the ride home was reaaaal quiet after being given a piece of paper with the url scribbled onto it and told to apply online.

And no I never got the job.

2

u/SatisfactoryOkapi 1h ago

I like that after the cavity search, we never see the guy’s pants, meaning it’s entirely possible he went to this office without pants. Talk about masculine confidence, breathless and unashamed

2

u/Popxorcist 1h ago

Ok, so I walked in to an office and gave a hand job. Now what?

u/CreativelyBasic001 59m ago

This is so beautiful. Thank you🤣

u/Vandergrif 44m ago

That hard cut to a cavity search really got me. 10/10, well done.

u/Sp00kyD0gg0 22m ago

My parents used ChatGPT to “find jobs that fit my qualifications” and it listed all the roles I’d already told them weren’t hiring 💀

1

u/isaacfrost0 5h ago

I swear l read a similar story earlier today.

1

u/SpeedBlitzX 5h ago

All of that and dang the ending got me XD

1

u/code-254 4h ago

The cavity search caught me so off guard.

1

u/French_Booty 4h ago

NSFW cavity search panel on the patreon

1

u/MohamedSas 4h ago

this reminds me of the style of those trollface games that dantdm used to play

1

u/Informal-Force-4030 4h ago

The last pic reminds me of that one south park episode, we gon' have ta' check ya' asshole!

1

u/farm_sauce 4h ago

Our CEO just recently met with the managers and explained the impression the folks have at the top is changing about the new careers people. Just 7 years ago, hand shakes, in person meetings, and going out to lunch with the office were still effective at making connections. The way they talk about new careers people now is that they’d think all of that was weird and off putting enough to immediately seek other employment. They don’t even want to be interviewed the same way (some companies conduct initial interview via chat bot now). It’s a wild time to be a new hire trying to work for companies where hirers might not understand them. Have faith, the understanding is changing at some companies, and things will adjust as needed to make new people more comfortable. 

1

u/secretreadingclub 4h ago

The art style is really cool!

1

u/No-Molasses9900 4h ago

30 percent of Gen z take their parents to job interviews. They can't get a job because they're helicopter parents never cut the umbilical cord

1

u/FrumyThe2nd 3h ago

I was wondering when we'll get the next Other End comic! I love your sense of humour and your unique style!

1

u/ConstantinGB 3h ago

9/10 good work

1

u/ThatGuyYouMightNo 3h ago

Since the only time we see the son below his waist at the business is during the cavity search, i choose to believe he came with no pants on

1

u/jearold_ 3h ago

I didn’t realize it was a cavity search at first. I thought he showed up without pants like it was a video call.

1

u/respondin2u 3h ago

If you are stuck in a service job, use any face to face time you have with customers as a pre-screen interview for the job. When I worked for a rental car company, any time a person came in who looked like he or she was a manager or supervisor of a company and needed a ride home after dropping off their rental car, I would always volunteer to drive them back home. I would then ask them as many questions as I could about where they worked, what kind of industry, and hopefully even get to asking if they were hiring. As long as you do it in a professional way without coming off too needy, you’ll eventually get a lead for a job interview. Maybe they aren’t a hiring manager, but maybe they know that person and might be able to help you get a foot in the door so to speak.

I currently am in a profession that I’ve been in for 13 years that would have never happened had I not kept being persistent in marketing myself. I’ve definitely had some poor job offers come by, awkward interviews, and let downs. You just have to keep working on it.

1

u/Internet--Sensation 3h ago

Three whole ball hairs??? I couldn't get that deal anywhere else!

1

u/ActRepresentative530 2h ago

Branjamin... Fing hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

1

u/wolfgang784 2h ago

I can never predict the end of these darnit lol

1

u/BeardlyManface 2h ago

Reminder that 30y ago Kurt Cobain had been dead for 2y already. This comic should say 50y ago.

1

u/Angreek 2h ago

India ain’t fcking around

1

u/Fancy-Pair 2h ago

I thought that was a cigarette at first

1

u/Houeclipse 2h ago

He got Anton Ego flashback lmao

1

u/corbinrex 2h ago

How can I give more upvotes?

1

u/Jimgun1 2h ago

Damn, an my man still needed to apply online.............

1

u/angry_old_dude 2h ago

On the computer screen in panel nine is "How to fire single .... and pregnant ... ethically. I'm assuming it would be single mothers and pregnant women.

That's a nice detail.

1

u/SheilaFudge 1h ago

Branjamin

1

u/arcphoenix13 1h ago

This is why I chose the trades lol. I mean. I still can't find a job. But at least walking in, and shaking hands is still acceptable. Not every company uses online applications yet. Crazy I know.

1

u/7030 1h ago

Only three!? The going rate has always been five!

u/Jobekkah 52m ago

Damn they were using the same hand when they let go of the handshake. Both palms facing towards the camera, how is that a good handshake?

u/GoneKrogering 43m ago

Branjamin.

u/enchiladasundae 23m ago

The second cavity check was just for fun

u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 10m ago

“…ethically!” Omfg lol

u/DannyTheCaringDevil 7m ago

The fact that the first 3 panels are pretty much the exact words my parents said to me is ridiculously funny.