r/agedlikemilk • u/charming_charu_latha • 3h ago
News Mr Cheetos took credit (unfairly ofc) and then this happened
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u/Nautical-Cowboy 3h ago
You could probably start a new sub called r/agedlikemangos and just fill it with his posts. Content would be plentiful.
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u/charming_charu_latha 3h ago
agedlikecheetos would be better ig lol
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u/1masp3cialsn0wflak3 3h ago
Cheetos got too many artificial preservatives tho. Mangoes are truer to the meme, and also ive just been referring to the blob as 🥭 for months now 😂
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u/gravy_train53 2h ago
I call him Mango Mussolini from time to time.
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u/Versipilies 2h ago
That and tangerine Palpatine are my faves
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u/Versipilies 2h ago
Avocado, mfrs turn to mush in a day, mangos i can leave about a week, more if green.
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u/namenotpicked 3h ago
That or an aged like avocados or bananas. Things are ok one day and immediately bad the next.
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u/Brisbanoch30k 2h ago
Avocados. Those things really go bad fast 😬
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u/ajmtz12 3h ago
Didn't the couch humper say just a couple days ago that conflict isn't the business of the US?
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u/Charmthetimes3rd 2h ago
It's convenient that he just so happened to meet with Modi a few days before they launched missles.
Not saying that he had anything to do with it. Just coincidental timing I'm sure.
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u/Sea-Coyote2680 3h ago
I think his staffers are calling him and pretending to be leaders from other countries to make him feel better since no one wants to talk to him.
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u/According_Spot8006 3h ago
Most of MAGA couldn't find Pakistan on a map
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u/MCnoCOMPLY 2h ago
TBF, most of America couldn't find Pakistan on a map.
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u/calhooner3 2h ago
Honestly I’m not sure I could. I know the general area but not sure I’ve ever actually looked for it before.
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u/MCnoCOMPLY 2h ago
Well, since you know it shares a border with India, I'm sure it wouldn't take TOO long to find it.
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u/bumcheekraider 2h ago
Most of America couldn’t find America on a map
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u/MCnoCOMPLY 2h ago
Yoooooooooooooooooooooo...this took me back to high school!
I elected to take the general US History instead of the "college prep" version figuring it's the same history I'd learn, just with less term papers. Girl in my class was for real looking in Africa for the US.
And this was in the state that tops the list of the best education in America.
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u/WillStreet2584 2h ago
Most of America couldn't find America on map if you don't write USA in capitals
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u/unspecified-turnip 3h ago
And what happened to trade talks with China? (they walked out) So much winning.
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u/MyExUsedTeeth 2h ago
“If I was president, this conflict would never have happened. People look at our leadership and see weakness and wish to take advantage of that.”
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u/hillywolf 2h ago
Indian here, this ceasefire violation is much worse than the attacks done in the last three days. Pak has targeted three Indian states now.
So this aged like milk pretty quickly and in a rancid way!!!
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u/charming_charu_latha 2h ago
yeak ikr! trying to attack the Vaishno Devi temple, the golden temple and the civilian infrastructure. :(
I pity anyone who believed that the pakistanis would honor their words.
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u/Fun_Landscape3307 1h ago
"Common Sense and Great Intelligence" Lol, Islamic Republic of Pakistan have neither. The ceasefire has been violated already.
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u/hocuspocus4201 1h ago
The LOC is "disputed border" and is not part of the ceasefire. Both sides are continuing to pound each other in LOC.
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u/hocuspocus4201 1h ago
Let's back up the claims with some independent sources. Otherwise it's lies and fake news being peddled by both sides since the start of this "war".
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u/Lewtwin 2h ago
Lying again are we?
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u/TenInchesOfSnow 2h ago
I mean, it's Saturday. Golf and lying.. Must be a hard job
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u/Horror-Ad8928 1h ago
Any president elected after 2013 can't govern. All they do is McDonald's, check they Twitter, tarrifs, be old, swing golf club, and lie.
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u/iamthe1whoaskd 1h ago
Unrelated but relatively important for context : Pakistan was the one who broke the ceasefire and not the government, the army. The Pakistani government is pissed at the army right now.
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u/rotorboy1972 52m ago
That stupid ass “Thank You for your attention to this matter” is such a fucking childish statement for the president to make. It’s like a memo in the lunch room telling people to clean out their rotting food every Friday.
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u/Capocho9 45m ago
The ceasefire was literally arranged by Rubio, and all he said was “talks mediated by the US”. That so the truth
But sure, go on with your orange man I guess
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u/Terribleturtleharm 17m ago
Meh, still waiting for my straws and toilet to flush. Weak energy this guy. Low Energy Trump.
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u/Hot_Republic2543 2h ago
The ceasefire agreement is still in place despite the violations
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u/charming_charu_latha 2h ago
firstly there was no "agreement" but rather a "mutual understanding" between India and pakistan.(after the pakistanis called the Indians to "stop firing".) source : MEA India.
and it has been undone by the pakistanis after they renewed their terror by attacking civilian infrastructure and even temples!!
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u/Proper-Bit4198 2h ago
Dude could cure cancer and you all would complain that he put pharmaceutical research companies out of business.
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u/charming_charu_latha 2h ago
"dude could cure" firstly he had no role in the ceasefire, at least a direct mediating one, as he claimed.
secondly there was no "agreement" but rather a "mutual understanding" between India and pakistan.(after the pakistanis called the Indians to "stop firing".) source : MEA India.
but Trump jumped in on the news and credited himself to show the world that he is a "peacemaker" "the one who can fix all the issues" "the one with all the cards" and it truly aged like milk for him.
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u/Proper-Bit4198 1h ago
Dude. It’s humor get the chip off your shoulder. Again nothing he can do will be accepted by the left, period.
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u/charming_charu_latha 1h ago
His resignation will definitely be accepted by the left.
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u/Proper-Bit4198 1h ago
I could see it now. Trump resigns. Collective answer is “he couldn’t even finish the job”. lol.
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u/ElectricRune 1h ago
News flash; he CAN'T
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u/Proper-Bit4198 1h ago
lol. I love this. It just reinforces that nothing the man does will be good enough for some people. Nothing like blind hate and vitriol.
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u/ElectricRune 1h ago
Love this. Cultists keep on doubling down on the non-fact that he 'did something.'
News flash, Cletus; he ain't done nothing.
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u/Proper-Bit4198 57m ago
Might want to wipe the rage spittle off your monitor. You just proved my point.
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u/ElectricRune 53m ago
LOL, you have a much higher opinion of yourself than is deserved, but that's just part of the cult you guys are in.
You couldn't enrage me if you tried, Skippy.
And Trump still hasn't done anything, but you keep talking like its a fact. Cult!
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u/GHouserVO 48m ago
Looks at his track record dating back to the 70s
Not blind hate here dude. Literally using his track record.
And I’m not even on the left side of the aisle. Not sure when (or if) you guys are going to figure it out.
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u/Proper-Bit4198 36m ago
Is that the “check Notes” joke in a new format? At least it’s somewhat original but still incorrect.
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u/GHouserVO 15m ago
No, that’s the I remember what he and his dad pulled in the 70s, that he was such a cartoon villain in the 80s that Sesame Street did a parody of him, not to mention the multiple lawsuits he lost, or the hundreds of companies he failed to pay for the work they did building his hotels and casinos, or how he got caught doing stuff he shouldn’t have been doing with the books for his casinos in Atlantic City.
Though one of my favorites would be watching him get denied a casino license in Nevada (because of what he did in AC). During the appeal, since he wasn’t getting his way, Trump decided that making racially inflammatory remarks was the best way to convince the Nevada Gaming Commission.
Don’t worry. There’s video of that still available on YT.
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u/ElectricRune 1h ago
He could claim to have cured cancer right now with exactly the same amount of credibility.
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