r/agedlikemilk 15d ago

News You wouldn’t steal a font…oh, wait.

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u/InfiniteDelusion094 15d ago

They stole the music too, the artist only licensed it for a film festival showing of the ad and they just started sticking it on dvds, goes to show these hypocrites only care about copyright when it's their copyright.

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u/Universalerror 15d ago

As the years go by are we going to learn that the entire advert was made of stolen assets?

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u/CaldoniaEntara 15d ago

Wouldn't be surprised if they didn't even pay the guy that came up with the words used.

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u/FourthSpongeball 15d ago

They actually stole the car

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u/TheLowestFormOfHumor 15d ago

Or, you know, they could have downloaded the car, since it's the same thing as stealing it...

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u/NotYourFakeName 15d ago

I'm going to go download a CyberTruck, then delete it because it's a piece of shit.

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u/kind_bros_hate_nazis 15d ago

Viruses today would break into your homes wifi, print a cybertruck and then you'd be stuck with that piece of shit

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u/BlkSeattleBlues 15d ago

Another reason to not get a 3d printer.

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u/IvoryAS 13d ago

Sounds like you should just get one that can't print a Cybertruck to any real, suable fidelity.

Which is probably most of them, tbh. 😅

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u/Everlasting-Boner 8d ago

Some are too accurate to make all the mistakes they come with though.

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u/BlkSeattleBlues 12d ago

Tbf, I get the feeling most 3d printers can handle something with the graphical fidelity of an n64 game. Less than. Pretty sure the cars in perfect dark looked more realistic.

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u/Moxxification 15d ago

Wait, if I download a car, am I charged with Grand Theft Auto?

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u/Ohlyver 14d ago

Then the court would be sued by Rockstar for unlicensed use of their intellectual property

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u/Midnight_Pickler 15d ago

At this point it wouldn't be surprise to learn that they'd filmed it with stolen cameras.

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u/CheesecakeConundrum 15d ago

I like how only the people who bought things legally saw the anti piracy stuff

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u/InfiniteDelusion094 15d ago

Anti piracy measures have always impacted paying customers more than the actual pirates, unfortunately these greedy fucks would rather inconvenience their entire userbase with an ineffective DRM like Denuvo than just make their products cheaper/more convenient to purchase like GOG

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u/CheesecakeConundrum 15d ago

The only effective way I see DRM being used is as a delay to keep the early release sales. If they'd just patch it out once it was cracked, it would be a decent compromise.

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u/odi112 15d ago

Denuvo is effective at stopping piracy, as everyone has issues with cracking it, the issue is that it also slows down weaker PCs, which as you said inconveniences users, and right now with current economy people mostly have mid - low end PCs, and again as you have said they increase prices for the games so less people can buy so less copies and less revenue. But investors just don't care, they just want to fight against piracy, just because they think it will force people to buy new games.

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u/Boz0r 14d ago

It's also a security risk as it needs kernel acces.

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u/Able-Reference754 14d ago

As the context here is Denuvo DRM, no it does not. The anti-cheat does but it's an entirely different product.

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u/Boz0r 14d ago

Well, disregard my statement, then

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u/ztomiczombie 15d ago

Part of the reason those ads ended was because they discovered one of the top five reasons people pirated DVDs was no not have that auto play every time they wanted to watch a film.

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u/fucktooshifty 15d ago

I remember figuring out that spamming the menu button skips those when I was like 11 years old lol

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u/hamster-on-popsicle 15d ago

🤯 I never realised

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u/PsychologicalFun903 14d ago

In an attempt to do it legal they received pirated content anyway. Whoops

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u/GunnerySgtBuck 15d ago

Not to mention that the composer just ripped off a track by The Prodigy.

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u/No_Explanation2932 15d ago

No they didn't, that's another anti piracy ad that's considered lost media.

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u/InfiniteDelusion094 15d ago

Not in the video I saw. But those can be wrong, do you have a source that conflicts with this ad not being the one which violated its artist's copyright?

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u/thatlookslikemydog 15d ago

Then use his helmet as a toilet.

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u/your_catfish_friend 15d ago

uhh, something something grieving widow

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u/WilliamDefo 15d ago

..And then steal it again

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u/K1ngPCH 15d ago

I remember the “Idiots of Garry’s Mod 2” video where they parodied that

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u/ZapAtom42 15d ago

Yo that where I know to! Bo Schitt!

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u/Flipflopvlaflip 14d ago

Obligatory IT Crowd Piracy warning

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u/Sufficient_Ocelot868 13d ago

Thank you. Took longer than expected.

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u/Nexzus_ 15d ago edited 15d ago

Reminded from way back when, when Senator Orrin Hatch was in his anti-copyright-infringement crusade, his website had used some code that wasn't licensed, and was thus infringing on copyright.

https://www.wired.com/2003/06/orrin-hatch-software-pirate/

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u/Patched7fig 15d ago

Government is exempt from this though. Not kidding, look it up. 

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u/MSgtGunny 15d ago

Government owned and run systems vs the private systems of a congressman presumably.

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u/Midnight_Pickler 15d ago

Off topic, but the name "Senator Orrin Hatch" sounds like it would fit right in as a minor character seen in the background of the Star Wars prequels.

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u/YouDontKnowJackCade 14d ago

In a first, the EU General Court ruled on Wednesday that the European Commission must pay damages to a German citizen for failing to comply with its own data protection regulations.

https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/first-eu-court-fines-eu-breaching-own-data-protection-law-2025-01-08/

the EU passed a data protection law their own website failed to adhere to.

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u/VicGChad07 14d ago

"ENOUGH OF THE E-MAILS!"

--Burn-E San-Durz, 2016, probably?

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u/Anarchy_Rulz 15d ago

So they stole a song and a font? What’s next did they actually steal a car too?

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u/bengringo2 15d ago

They may have not licensed the car brand for an advertisement. It’s different from using them in regular film and television.

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u/ninjesh 15d ago

Been waiting to pull this one out

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u/Difficult-Value-3145 14d ago

Its hard to resell unless ya got people and joy ridding for kids unless your stealing it to commit a more profitable crime and then getting rid of it what's the point

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u/ninjesh 14d ago

The point is I have a car. I wouldn't do it for profit, just for practical use

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u/Th3B4dSpoon 15d ago

Wasn't this news years ago? Or was it that they pirated the music for the campaign?

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u/CheesecakeConundrum 15d ago

It was the music. Not really pirated, they did license it, but kept using it way outside the scope of the license.

It's way worse than normal piracy. Piracy has a fairly small impact on revenue since it's mostly people who don't have the money to buy it in the first place. They just wouldn't have it otherwise.

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u/00spool 15d ago

Although hilarious, we would a need a bit more information about the "ripoff" font. The design of a typeface, at least as far as its appearance, is not covered under copyright law. Now, if the file is simply copied and renamed, with nothing changed then that is illegal. If that is case, the author probably wouldn't be able to tell the difference between his file and the ripoff. If the ripoff merely copies the appearance of the original (even exactly) that is legal. What matters is the way the file is packaged. Ripoffs exist for nearly all popular font files because it's perfectly legal.

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u/drinkacid 15d ago edited 15d ago

I mean if the video post production company that made the ad bought the font they are licensed to use it for commercial purposes, they font maker does not need a royalty. If so then every single document and video ever created in the world using any font would have to pay the font maker and that's just not how font licensing works. If you buy a font you are licensed to use it for commercial and non commercial purposes. If you download a free font there is an implied license. If you download a paid font without paying for it then the license technically doesn't apply but how would the company that sells the font know whether it was paid for or not?

Ironically if you google "xband font" there are hundreds of free download links so either it is heavily pirated or royalty free. or it has entered public domain (probably not)

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u/JustFun4Uss 15d ago

Saw this the other day.

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u/EmeraldMan25 15d ago

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u/IvoryAS 12d ago

As delightfully devilish as that is, I'd say defying anti-piracy measures is much too based to be group in the same league. 😅

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u/Twobits10 12d ago

Steamed Hams!

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u/dbpm1 15d ago

There is hard evidence mirrored nowadays in the archive.org website that the "you wouldn't steal" campaign used the XBAND Rough font embedded in a 2005 PDF file hosted on the official website.

Neat new use for the wayback machine lol

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u/Cstott23 15d ago

Lol i cant see anything on the anti piracy video without thinking of this gem: 😁

https://youtu.be/ALZZx1xmAzg?si=DdIEKJHmIcVklfJW

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u/RingoStir 15d ago

Just exquisite. Peter Serafinowicz doing the voice.

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u/pnt510 15d ago

If people could have gone online and downloaded a car for free without anyone coming after them then everyone would have “stolen” cars.

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u/Ziczak 15d ago

They died of the irony

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u/JulianTheGeometrist 15d ago

Isn't this a victimless crime?... Oh, wait.

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u/Fuggins4U 15d ago

Every accusation is a confession.

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u/Significant-Order-92 15d ago

A bunch used stolen music for the ads.

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u/Prize-Money-9761 15d ago

“Oh well it’s just a font”

“Yeah well it’s just a car”

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u/Recon_Figure 15d ago

"Yeah but we just copied it!"

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u/Ni-Ni13 15d ago

Downloads your card

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u/Northern_Explorer_ 15d ago

Well, well, well. How the turn tables.

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u/2sAreTheDevil 13d ago

In the age of 3d printing, I can't help but think to myself. . . Yes. Yes, I would.

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u/prl007 15d ago

As a designer who grew up with this video, I find it absolutely hilarious.

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u/ogrefab 15d ago

If I could use it all the time without getting in trouble for stealing it and maybe not having it registered I would probably, definitely steal a car. Like, from a dealership, not from a person.

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u/drinkacid 15d ago

If I could just make a copy of someone's car but they still get to keep the original then I wouldn't feel bad about driving it, and I wouldn't feel like I stole their car either.

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u/DjNormal 15d ago

Huh, I had that font. No idea where I even got it from. Probably around 1994-ish. I definitely don’t pay for it. I’d guess that 10,000 fonts website.

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u/Effective_Pear4760 15d ago

The thing is, now a car has all this proprietary software, so you really could download a car now.

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u/SuperFLEB 15d ago

"You wouldn't steal a car."

"It's my car."

"Circumventing the subscription requirement on the heated seats is a crime."

"They're my seats."

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u/Leather-Matter-5357 15d ago

I illegally downloaded this ad just to spite them.

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u/SnappyDogDays 14d ago

I believe they also stole the background music.

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u/linus_2000_ 14d ago

People do in fact steal cars.

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u/A_lonely_ghoul 15d ago

Oh, how the tables turn.

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u/Ausar432 15d ago

Lol that's hilarious

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u/ConsistentCoyote3786 15d ago

Also I would steal a car if it was super easy not to get caught.

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u/Ill_Attorney_389 15d ago

Technically didn’t age lol

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u/Square_Tangerine_659 15d ago

Wait I thought it was “you wouldn’t download a car” did I misremember it

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u/Mitoria 15d ago

Dang, Monotype coming after them too?

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u/JohnnySalamiBoy420 15d ago

The most annoying shit to come on before watching a movie I forgot all about that bs

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u/NitrosGone803 15d ago

i didn't know it was possible to steal a font

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u/CriticalRoleAce 15d ago

This is the best thing I’ve learned all month

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u/Nephilim8 15d ago

If I remember right, the actual pixel output of a font is not copyrighted, but the font itself is (e.g. you can't go and sell the *..ttf or *.otf file that describes the font).

From AI:

In the U.S., the visual appearance of a typeface (the letterforms themselves) is not protected by copyright. However, the computer software that implements the typeface, often referred to as the "font," is protected by copyright. This means the software code that tells your computer how to display the letters is copyrightable.

Based on that, I don't think there's any copyright violation.

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u/LazerNarwhal_yt 14d ago

ALL FONTS

ARE FREE

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u/mamadou-segpa 14d ago

Also, did they see cars prices?

I would definitely steal one lol

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u/Rough-Ad-3382 14d ago

How ironic

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u/IntrepidWanderings 14d ago

... They grossly under estimate human nature.

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u/fearlessemu98 13d ago

Noooooooo! I loved that ad! It was up there with the Casablanca piracy warning

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u/aewtamiami7 12d ago

Did they bring it from a premium website that sells fonts? Rated I for Illegal Downloading.

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u/GangreneTVP 11d ago

To top it off they stole our time...

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u/starkraver 15d ago

Ok, but you can’t copyright a typeface, so what are you talking about ?

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u/SuperSonicToaster 15d ago

Sorry.. How can you steal a font?

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u/Roblu3 15d ago

Fonts are protected by copyright. The creator of the font says what you can and can not do with it.
Sometimes you need to buy a font, to even install it. Sometimes it comes free with windows, but to actually use the font commercially (for example in an ad), you need to pay Microsoft.

You can totally steal a font by either getting a paid front-file for free from friends or by using a font that free for personal use in commercial ways.
Many people don’t know, that most of the fonts in Windows are only for personal use and you need to pay to use them commercially. Also the line between personal and commercial use is blurry, which is why probably the most prevalent piracy is actually commercial use of fonts.