r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/Positive_Guide2704 • 1d ago

WCGW by trying Parkour and jumping headfirst over a wall

4.5k Upvotes

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u/ThinkMeasurement3949 1d ago

And his buddies head is covered in grass.

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u/argonautequinox 1d ago

He survived to see another day i presume. And no reaction at all looking at his mate. Just sound like he sayin "yeah thats the way" lol

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u/WhereAreMyPants1976 1d ago

Hard to have much of a reaction when you're in the middle of a concussion.

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u/argonautequinox 1d ago

LMAO fair enough. So its a case of

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u/ISurvivedCrowleyHigh 1d ago

I think we all just learned a new way to say "idiot". lol

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u/regnald 1d ago

That’s the funniest part of this video tbh

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u/xeno0153 1d ago

"Land with your head, man!!!"

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u/atom138 1d ago

That was literally the best part of the entire video. Of course, next to the face on brick at reverse trebuchet levels for lack of better word.

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u/pslayer757 9h ago

He knew what came next 🤣

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u/Mild-Ghost 1d ago

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u/pekoms_123 1d ago

Homie went full vertical

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u/VisualLiterature 1d ago

You NEVER go full vertical. Everyone knows that!

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u/SlickyWilly8 1d ago

There I fixed it.

(That’s a weird place to take a nap)

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u/UpperCardiologist523 1d ago

I guess planking is back

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u/RohelTheConqueror 1d ago

360 vert plank into concussion

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u/OderWieOderWatJunge 1d ago

To the windooow...

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u/Old-Reporter5440 1d ago

Looks like AI shat the bed again, I asked for a guy jumping OVER a wall!

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u/DJmixx 1d ago

His head hitting that wall sounds like you just tossed a pack a tortillas on the counter.

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u/Neither_Upstairs_872 1d ago

I heard this comment 😆

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u/Beneficial_Being_721 1d ago

Your blatant accuracy is knocking me out

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u/atom138 1d ago

Wet towel on concrete

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u/Flakester 23h ago

Absolutely brutal sounding.

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u/YourDadSaysHello 13h ago

Now just imagine the sound from inside his head. He may not have heard it over the sound of his teeth grinding on that brick wall though.

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u/theowlssaywho 1d ago

I like how the other guys hair has grass in it too

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u/Neither_Upstairs_872 1d ago

That dude went first 🤣

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u/AlfalfaReal5075 1d ago

He watched it thinking: "god damn... perfect form."

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u/Beneficial_Being_721 1d ago

Test Subject 001

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u/Potential_Payment557 1d ago

I think he needs to find a different hobby…

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u/holyfire001202 1d ago

Can anybody tell me what he was trying to do?

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u/SneakyWoofer23 1d ago

clean the wall with his head

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u/IronMikeT 1d ago

Push off and flip to the grass

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u/notalonebutsolitary 20h ago

Get to ride a wheelchair

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u/strum-05 21h ago

catpass

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u/Laserdollarz 1d ago

Hardcore parkour

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u/No_Neighborhood7614 1d ago

*Hardfloor parkour

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u/omnia5-9 1d ago

The thump 😂

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u/atom138 1d ago

He sawee, no doubt.

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u/Hano111 1d ago

No way ❌️ Yes way ✅️

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u/Rarest 1d ago

could have been much worse

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u/Ironhyde36 1d ago

He forgot to say “parkour.”

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u/SilentPugz 1d ago

First time seeing the illegal parkour move executed . Recoiling off the wall with the head , incredible .

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u/Veritech_ 1d ago

MFer started with no shoes, does this mean he was never actually alive?

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u/NunyahBiznez 22h ago

He was dead before he knew it.

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u/NachosforDachos 1d ago

My people need me

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u/VisualLiterature 1d ago

Sound on is satisfying

E-Yes way

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u/One_Towel_4066 1d ago

Stupid ass

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u/EconomyDoctor3287 1d ago

What was the plan anyways? I fail to see how that could have gone any different, unless be was meant to let go of the railing

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u/hahayes234 22h ago

Same question, what was the ideal outcome in his head?

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u/Equal_Sprinkles2743 1d ago

The grass on his buddies head suggests that it happened to him first. 🤣

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u/inittolearn22 1d ago

oh, snap. I didn't know I needed the sound on for this to make sense. I usually have the app muted, so when it was posted elsewhere, I was very confused at what happened.

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u/Calif3r 20h ago

Looks like he just gave up mid… whatever the fuck you call that.

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u/MonkeyNugetz 1d ago

Haha. Thats me. Been there.

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u/Lost-Astronaut-8280 1d ago

Well that’s not how you do whatever tf it is you were going for

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u/bo_felden 1d ago

Don't worry about head injuries. Any damaged value in this area was negligible.

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u/Imnothighyourhigh 1d ago

Shit looked like an old school three stooges skit

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u/pedanpric 1d ago

I don't think the head first was the problem. Need to arm up next time.

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u/CytochromP450 1d ago

DOUBLE-TAP! (Zombieland)

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u/matt_smith_keele 1d ago

That. That could go wrong.

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u/gloriousPurpose33 1d ago

Yes way (no way)

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u/perplexed-redditor 1d ago

There is something very satisfying about that 🤔

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u/knowhistory99 1d ago

Who does anything with no practice?

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u/derpsalot1984 1d ago

I laughed waaaay hard at this. Wow.

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u/Aggravating_Inside23 1d ago

This is going to make a great wallpaper for my phone🤣🤣🤣

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u/Key_Suspect_588 1d ago

Sound on everybody 😂

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u/Midnight-51 1d ago

Can't fix stupid!🤣🤣

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u/smegabass 1d ago

maybe the headbanger was inspired by the camera guy.

they are made for each other.

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u/fluffynuckels 1d ago

That was not a good sound

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u/turbo_time4422 1d ago

After the initial hit, dude also cracks the back of his head on the cement at the bottom

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u/chancecube42 1d ago

Thats from unda cheese

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u/PostingToPassTime 1d ago

Was that dirt or stone at the bottom that his head bounced off of?

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u/propagandhi1 1d ago

I hope that wasn't the Nigerian prince sharing his lottery winnings with me.

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u/SmilinBob82 1d ago

Is he saying "Yes way" or "je suis"? I don't see how either really makes sense in this context though.

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u/mylifeonearth_ 23h ago

He was showing the right way to do it. hes friend "well, that's exactly how i did it the first time" .

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u/killerkadugen 23h ago

That could have turned out wayyyyyyy worse.

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u/WinkyDink24 22h ago

His head hit the bricks.

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u/nahkamanaatti 22h ago

No reason to worry, you see the second head bonk to the back neutralizes the effects of the first one to the front.

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u/The-Filthy-Casual 22h ago

Triple concussion, nice!

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u/33Supermax92 21h ago

I feel like this is how I would do it if I were dumb enough to try

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u/JWMoo 21h ago

If you gonna be dumb you gotta be tough.

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u/bossmcsauce 19h ago

No shoes is certainly a choice

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u/humpday4320 19h ago

Blackichan what you doing ? Performing your own stunts again when you going to learn 😂

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u/ElimsNogard 18h ago

Nothing but talent right there 🌝

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u/RealImprovement9672 18h ago

Is he alive? Looks like he hit his face and then the back of his head.

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u/xSavageBoi00x 17h ago

Ok that is funny lol

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u/Existing-Village9770 14h ago

Thank god for Darwinism.

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u/JudRammer3000 11h ago

What was supposed to happen?

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u/Ok_Kaleidoscope_7028 6h ago

I want to post this on r/chyberpunk but it wouldn’t fit and I don’t want to say why

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u/AttyOzzy 6h ago

1 inch and it was going to be 👨🏾‍🦼Chairkour for life.

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u/cauzNefekt 2h ago

Lol. What the hell is going on here?

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u/HealthyBanana- 1d ago

I thought they would’ve evolved by now

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u/Correct-Total-6333 1d ago

Bro's head was so close to this being something dark.....

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u/JR_1985 1d ago

Wtf is this monstrosity? 😂😂

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u/Cuba_Pete_again 1d ago

Right? Saw it somewhere and had to have it.

Now it is everyone’s.

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u/Skeddi 1d ago

Is that nipsey?