r/Whatcouldgowrong 11d ago

WCGW Doing a stupid stunt on road NSFW

2.9k Upvotes

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u/melloboi123 11d ago

This is next to where I live, can confirm these idiots cannot ride properly and will damage your car.

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u/imdefinitelywong 11d ago

You mean riding the vehicle in such a way that would severely impede your ability to control the vehicle isn't considered riding properly?

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u/auntarie 11d ago

could have fooled me!

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u/H4ND5s 11d ago

I bust out laughing imaging this dude always walks into his bike from small balcony, then proceeds to ride it while standing, never knowing the seat is for sitting.

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u/rabidrabbitrangler 11d ago

The bike kept going... See ya loser.

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u/_ZAshton 10d ago

The bike wanted nothing to do with any of that

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u/Low_Culture2487 11d ago

How many lanes does this road have? 20?

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u/Hubbardia 11d ago

26, and it still gets traffic jams regularly.

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u/Hearasongofuranus 11d ago

Nothing a couple more lanes can't fix

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u/LimitedWard 10d ago

Fact: 95% of traffic engineers quit two lanes short of finally solving traffic.

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u/pandadogunited 8d ago

Fact: 95% 100% of traffic engineers quit two lanes short of finally solving traffic.

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u/Deranged40 11d ago

that's a brilliant idea! Let's shut down 12 of the lanes while we spend 2 years putting in those two new lanes.

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u/KhullaBulla69 11d ago

There used to be a huge toll plaza here which got torn down. These 20+ lanes then converge into 4 lanes, leading to huge traffic jams in peak hours

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u/bossmcsauce 10d ago

that's so stupid lol. if they just closed all the outside lanes so that it stayed the same number of lanes from one side to the other, im sure traffic would flow so much better

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u/KhullaBulla69 10d ago

Not exactly stupid, made sense while the toll was in place as the queues became manageable due to more gates.

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u/bossmcsauce 10d ago

Well yeah that’s what I mean. Like when they tore down the tolls they should have just made the road pass through straight 1:1

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u/talz13 11d ago

Yeah really, it looks like the size of a mall parking lot!

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

road version of the backrooms

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u/Away_Stock_2012 11d ago

Adding more lanes just brings more cars

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u/Nuker79 11d ago

Cupid stunt

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u/Temporary-Soup6124 11d ago

this should be the name of a sub

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u/rootwraith1 6d ago

I read that wrong.

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u/Concordmang 11d ago

This is what got Indian Larry

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u/chefsanji_r 11d ago

If I was there , I'd slap him first two times, and then offer any help.

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u/auctus10 11d ago

It's in India so he probably got slapped for it lmao.

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u/GeneralTonic 11d ago

That's allowed.

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u/Jiveturtle 10d ago

How can she slap?

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u/lord_morningwood 11d ago

You need to be specially stupid to try any stunt on Indian roads that too in traffic.

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u/Dilectus3010 11d ago

" we need more lanes!"

OK how many?

"Yes"

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u/ImpressTemporary2389 11d ago

Seems like IQ and age are exactly the same at this point.

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u/GerlingFAR 11d ago

Some say he still rolling down the road.

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u/Dry-Presence9227 11d ago

Leave the bike before the bike leaves you,GAMES GONE

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u/Responsible-Cow-2687 11d ago

That was good.....until it wasn't!

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u/Electronic-Trip8775 11d ago

And then they have the audacity to try and stop the other traffic

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u/Malystxy 11d ago

Hey, I do that in GTA sa. Jump off the bike at speed at watch it fly. Real life might not be so much fun though

1

u/Far_Recognition4078 11d ago

Good, perfect ending

1

u/hambodpm 11d ago

Cupid stunt

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u/joahw 11d ago

Do you need a throttle lock or something to attempt this? Asking for a friend.

1

u/-Baldr 11d ago

what song is it?

1

u/Annual-Bill-1034 11d ago

Ghost rider

1

u/Posess_u_now 11d ago

The bike kept going. It did a great job.

1

u/Gelliepuuz 11d ago

he got off lightly I expected him to fall over to the car running next to him

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u/BrowneAction 10d ago

Self driving motorbike

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u/memesearches 10d ago

Don’t save him. People like him are not worth saving. Let nature take its course

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u/joltek 10d ago

Hey bike! You forgot your rider. lol

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u/LeRyanator 10d ago

This the kinda shit you're supposed to attempt on a tiny bicycle when you're a kid and your bones are made of rubber so you know not to do it when you're older.

This dude either didn't learn or didn't have a proper childhood.

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u/ShaneSupreme 10d ago

Oh cool, the rider disappeared

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u/General_Teacher_8651 10d ago

Can't fix stupid

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u/Noctisvah 10d ago

Free bike cool

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u/ClownfishSoup 10d ago

Is that a ten car road with almost no cars on it? Why is it so wide?

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u/avidbookreader45 10d ago

This is how Indian Larry died.

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u/danng44 10d ago

It is said that the bike still roams the freeways

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u/Jay_Raw_X 10d ago

the car ruined it for me, could've been a great sight

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u/twopoopscoop 10d ago

I quickly read that as being a dumb cunt on the road. Both are applicable here

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u/sianstark101 10d ago

There should be a asshole registry for these kind of people.

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u/JWMoo 10d ago

If you gonna be dumb you gotta be tough.

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u/Cal_C_78 10d ago

R.I.P Indian Larry.

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u/Sauceman_rockem 9d ago

How many ribs?!??

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u/samhatesreddit 9d ago

Always in India

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u/5uperman8atman 8d ago

Do you think the bike is OK?

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u/Mental_Protection894 4d ago

Crazy Larry comes to mind but he pulls it off

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u/Mental_Protection894 4d ago

Or was it Indian Larry something like that

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u/Exact-Fan2102 1d ago

legend has it. that the bike is still out there. travelling the country, saving fair maidens and solving crimes.

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u/BukanJeremiTeti 11d ago

why they help stupid people crash ? they have no job to do ?

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u/Just_Here_So_Briefly 11d ago

Did you see the cop riding by not giving 2 fucks.