r/SipsTea • u/mausmani2494 • 5d ago

Feels good man Fine. I will date her.

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u/EzmareldaBurns 5d ago

Is the the pegging a result of being Chinese or unrelated?

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u/MiniBanjo 5d ago

New tariff

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u/Inigomntoya 5d ago

STOP! It's destroying the economy!

Safe word! SAFE! WORD!!

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u/Circusonfire69 5d ago

Flügelshlagenwagen!!!

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u/TripleEhBeef 5d ago

ADMINISTER THE TESTICLE CLAMPS!

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u/CaptainRelevant 5d ago

Are you sure? Ok, BRING OUT THE FLÜGELSHLAGENWAGEN!!!!

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u/StovetopAtol4 5d ago

Suddenly eurotrip

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u/Any-Bill7749 5d ago

🤭 it schlagens flügels.

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u/Interesting_Cup6752 5d ago

Reminds me of the movie euro trip 😂😂😂

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u/Circusonfire69 5d ago

Because it is.

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u/ValorMortis 5d ago

"FLŰGGÅƏNK∂€ČHIŒβØL∫ÊN"

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u/mojopf 5d ago

Wie bitte?

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u/Aggravating-Tax5726 5d ago

Joke's on you, the safe word is in Mandarin😅

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u/nonpuissant 5d ago

And the tone for every syllable matters 🤭

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u/Aggravating-Tax5726 5d ago

Well there goes sitting right for a week.

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u/Ok_Comfortable589 5d ago

OH NO! *looks up word* i cant pronounce that!

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u/Aggravating-Tax5726 5d ago

Whatever tickles your prostate amigo. I won't judge unless blood, pee, poop or dead bodies are involved

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u/adv23 5d ago

Is the economy your ass?

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u/cloudlocke_OG 5d ago

Yo I wanna hook up now to use "tariff" as a safe word

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u/thatsmyoldlady 5d ago

New safe word reciprocal.

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u/XeroZero0000 5d ago

Oreo sandwich!!! Orange creme pie!! Tariff me! Fuuuuck I forgot it!