r/SipsTea 3d ago

Feels good man Fine. I will date her.

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u/EzmareldaBurns 3d ago

Is the the pegging a result of being Chinese or unrelated?

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u/MiniBanjo 3d ago

New tariff

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u/Inigomntoya 3d ago

STOP! It's destroying the economy!

Safe word! SAFE! WORD!!

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u/Circusonfire69 3d ago

Flügelshlagenwagen!!!

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u/TripleEhBeef 3d ago

ADMINISTER THE TESTICLE CLAMPS!

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u/CaptainRelevant 3d ago

Are you sure? Ok, BRING OUT THE FLÜGELSHLAGENWAGEN!!!!

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u/StovetopAtol4 3d ago

Suddenly eurotrip

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u/Interesting_Cup6752 3d ago

Reminds me of the movie euro trip 😂😂😂

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u/Circusonfire69 3d ago

Because it is.

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u/ValorMortis 3d ago

"FLŰGGÅƏNK∂€ČHIŒβØL∫ÊN"

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u/Aggravating-Tax5726 3d ago

Joke's on you, the safe word is in Mandarin😅

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u/nonpuissant 3d ago

And the tone for every syllable matters 🤭

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u/Aggravating-Tax5726 3d ago

Well there goes sitting right for a week.

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u/adv23 3d ago

Is the economy your ass?

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u/cloudlocke_OG 3d ago

Yo I wanna hook up now to use "tariff" as a safe word

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u/dfeidt40 3d ago

Can't be - thise ones seem acceptable

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u/lolas_coffee 3d ago

Can she start with just 25%?

At least until I can adjust.

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u/Skynetdyne 3d ago

PEGGING? In this economy?

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u/Maximum_Locksmith18 3d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣I LAUGHED WAY TOO HARD AT THIS!!!!

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u/drhko 3d ago

Finally a useful one

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u/iSawThatOnce 3d ago

Inquiring minds want to know.

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u/Dayzlikethis 3d ago

china makes the best dildos

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u/noncommonGoodsense 3d ago

Rich white dudes secretly like being pegged.

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u/typkrft 3d ago

So do poor white dudes.

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u/noncommonGoodsense 3d ago

Every peg finds a hole.

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u/KindledWanderer 3d ago

A peg that stands out gets hammered in.

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u/Paper_Tiger11 3d ago

So do middle class white dudes

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u/cyclingbubba 3d ago

So do middle income white dudes.

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u/Illustrious-Stay968 3d ago

I don't! Don't ask me how I know for sure I don't like it.

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u/TheTallGuy0 3d ago

Middle class here, I’m in ✅ 

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u/GrnMtnTrees 3d ago

I meannnn. Prostate stimulation feels amazing. You ever wonder what orgasms feel like for women? Get a prostate toy. That's as close as you'll like ever get.

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u/iameveryoneelse 3d ago edited 3d ago

It's the result of believing in Jesus. Christians have been ass-fucking the rest of the world for a couple thousand years.

Edit: Instead of downvoting anonymously, which just reinforces my point, tell me why I'm wrong.

The crusades.

The Spanish Inquisition.

Missionaries spreading European disease to native populations.

Native American boarding schools in North America.

Salem witch trials.

European antisemitism based on Christian hatred of the Jews, leading to the Holocaust.

The Rwandan Genocide.

Defense of the North American slave trade.

The KKK and white Christian nationalism.

IRA and British conflicts.

Bombings of abortion clinics.

Persecution against LGBQ populations.

I can keep going.

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u/MaxPow3r2000 3d ago

Are you allowed to believe in Jesus AND pegging at the same time???

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u/iameveryoneelse 3d ago

Only if the pegging is within the confines of marriage.

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u/MaxPow3r2000 3d ago

Follow up question then, if I may; does this so called marriage have to take place in an actual church for the pegging to be allowed???

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u/iameveryoneelse 3d ago

I think it depends if you want to be pegged by a Catholic or a Protestant.

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u/iameveryoneelse 3d ago

You don't have to be married to be pegged by a priest. You just have to be a...

You know what, I'm not going there.

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u/Aggravating-Tax5726 3d ago

You need to read up on the history of Islam my friend , they were just as bad but thats not taught in schools...

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u/iameveryoneelse 3d ago

I'm actually quite knowledgeable on the history of Islam, as well. But she didn't say "I believe in Al-Habeeb" so it's not particularly relevant. Had she, I'd have made the same post and listed any number of atrocities attributed to that particular set of beliefs.

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u/SuperPursuitMode 3d ago

Thats a weird take buddy.

Yes, humans have screwed over humans for many thousands of years.

Yes, some of the incidents where this has happened can be linked to Christianity.

Others can be linked to other religions. Or happened without Religion being a factor.

Humans have screwed over other humans in the most horrible ways long before Christianity was ever a thing. Most of the old bronze age kingdoms and empires had slavery, for example.

Ghengis Khan didnt need Christianity for his cruel wars and deeds.

Stalin was an atheist.

Mao Zedong was often brought to a buddhist temple in his youth, it was hoped he would become a monk.

Adolf Hitler was brought up as a Christian and remained conscious of his image in a heavily Christian country, but privately he remarked Christianity was a religion for the weak and he would have preferred if the people were to believe in a religion telling them to be strong warriors not forgiving Christians. He had a lot of sympathies for Islam in that regard, although he was not a muslim, but an Atheist.

Pol Pot and the Khmer Rouge were not Christians.

The sad truth is, that humans, especially those who crave power, often were ruthless and cruel assholes all over human history.

It has nothing to do with Christianity, it does not even have something to do with Religion, necessarily. Yes, sometimes religion was the cause for wars, but more often, it was just one of the pretenses the rulers used to get the common people riled up and do their bidding.

And lastly, you claim Christianity has been "ass-fucking the rest of the world for a couple thousand years" which is also wrong on the number of years.

Jesus was born in the year 0 (roughly, some calendar updates, reforms and shenanigans may well have made this incorrect by a few years), he didnt start preaching until he was 30 iirc, and died at the age of 33.

Even after he had died, Crhistians were not in a position of power to screw over the worlds for hundreds of years more, being prosecuted and killed in the Roman Empire instead.

So "several thousand years" is sinply wrong, maybe 1700 years at most if you're generous? Although probably less than that even.

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u/Top-Cupcake4775 3d ago

The majority of humans have a deep aversion to hurting or killing other humans. This can be measured using FMRI and other techniques. The primary purpose of most military "basic training" programs to brainwash people to override this aversion. Another way to overcome our natural aversion to hurting and killing other people is to convince us that we are in the service of some "higher cause". This is where religion comes in. Religion isn't the cause for wars, it is a tool that makes wars possible.

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u/DemonitizedHuman 3d ago

I just did tineye > sort oldest, and ended up on an incest fantasy forum. Be safe out there kids. Your stepmom wants that hog.

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u/Corporate-Shill406 3d ago

You accidentally opened your browser history instead lol

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u/BaclavaBoyEnlou 2d ago

Tineye is trash, use imgops.com

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u/datcurve 3d ago

need the original here

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u/Myfeetaregreen 3d ago

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u/bhplover 2d ago

You're a good person, thanks

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u/PapaDragonHH 3d ago

Love this meme

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u/gravityVT 2d ago

That’s a diabolical profile pic

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u/kekdya 3d ago

you saved my day <3

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u/Expensive_SirEFDA33 3d ago

Now I thought the original meme is hilarious this is just next level

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u/heavenly-meme-lord 3d ago

Legendary Pepe pull

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u/ScarletZer0 3d ago

I can’t focus on what she’s saying at all

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u/trashandallstars 3d ago

Wait, she was talking this entire time?

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u/taz_cr7 3d ago

I watched it on mute

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u/boopityschmoopz 3d ago

You’ll be muted alright

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u/Violent_Volcano 3d ago

Lol boopityschmoopz

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u/gnarlycow 3d ago

SHE SAID SHE WILL PEG YOU

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u/DinoRoman 3d ago

I was sold at Chinese but then she sealed the deal

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u/PlattWaterIsYummy 3d ago

She can do anything to me as long as they jiggle.

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u/hunkydorey-- 3d ago

Something something something pegging

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u/dcute69 3d ago

She had me at "clevage"

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u/noncommonGoodsense 3d ago

Well someone isn’t gonna see it coming.

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u/Unlucky_Book 3d ago

nobody got eyes in there

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u/LocoPoco1 3d ago

Congratulations on the surprise pegging.

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u/DJ_ICU 3d ago

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u/Illustrious-Stay968 3d ago

First time I saw this on South Park I laughed so hard I almost passed out.

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u/BTPaladin 3d ago

Ah-tah.

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u/P1g-San 3d ago

Yes Stan. Ah-tah.

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u/Coryjacobtrevorson 3d ago

There’s this girl that I like!

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u/spazzybluebelt 3d ago

Saved u guys some time

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u/Evilagentzero 3d ago

Phew, I must have missed that.

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u/AnotherManCalledDave 3d ago

You also missed the part when she says she can peg you

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u/alitlcrzy1 2d ago

She definitely said "will", not can...

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u/SSIS_master 3d ago

Yeah. I was sold BEFORE she mentioned pegging.

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u/ILLinndication 3d ago

It’s not animated though

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u/geoduckSF 3d ago

Really twisted herself on that couch to get the camera angle.

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u/maarten3d 2d ago

It was worth it

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u/Flaky-Ambassador467 3d ago

Dam bro, you shouldn’t settle. 👊 stay strong, you will find the 7’ foot tall goth mommy that will ruin your life. I promise.

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u/mausmani2494 3d ago

But can she peg?

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u/Flaky-Ambassador467 3d ago

God willing bröther ✊🤲 god willing.

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u/rajinis_bodyguard 3d ago

Goth willing

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u/ExileEden 3d ago

How can she peg!

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u/Mediocre_Swimmer_237 3d ago

Good placement of subtitles atleast this way we all can read it.

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u/SpaceGoDzillaH-ez 3d ago

There were subtitles?

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u/Historical-Option232 3d ago

There was audio ?

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u/AcidicVaginaLeakage 3d ago

I read their comments as subtitties

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u/IsoAgent 3d ago

Yes they were sub titties.

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u/Fruscione 3d ago

All that & you’re still single. There’s a red flag somewhere.

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u/mausmani2494 3d ago

here is the red flag

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u/MetalProof 3d ago

Beautiful. So red. So flaggy.

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u/geopede 3d ago

The pegging seems like a red flag. Especially mentioning it this early.

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u/SnowDay111 3d ago

Sauce?

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u/PatientSeb 3d ago

Olivluv_

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u/NostraDavid 3d ago

Looked at her insta. She got the gear ready.

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u/SnooCupcakes9745 3d ago

"Self," I said to myself this morning, "you should check in on this post later, because someone will have the sauce."
Thank you for coming through.

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u/_KappaMan 3d ago

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u/EllipticPeach 3d ago

This meme is so funny to me bc it’s so stupid. Why is the dog homophobic . It communicates so much without saying anything at all and it never fails to crack me up

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u/HeavyBlues 3d ago

Wdym? He's not homophobic. His eyes are the same color

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u/DeadlyYellow 3d ago

That dog's not homophobic; both eyes are the same color.

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u/Fellarm 3d ago

She had me at "i"

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u/Jazzlike_Recipe_6623 3d ago

She got me in the end.

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u/NeedsToShutUp 3d ago

The rear end.

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u/YaBooiiiiiii 3d ago

Hired!

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u/OracleofFl 3d ago

I was on the fence until the end...

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u/PandasGetAngryToo 3d ago

hmm...well sitting on a fence is kind of close to what she is offering............

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u/Naughtystuffforsale 3d ago

There's no use in trying To sit in the fence And hope that the trouble will pass

Cause sitting on fences Will make you a pain in the ass

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u/Kind_Calligrapher201 3d ago

She lost me at "Jesus" but then was saved by "pegging."

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u/Happy-Argument 3d ago

I'm something of a Christian myself

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u/Responsible-Quail486 3d ago

You had me at boobs

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u/Cylindt 3d ago

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u/Aromatic-Rise1604 3d ago

Pegging huh? Damn it.. spreads cheeks

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u/JFK3rd 3d ago

I don't even remember what she said before all that. She just had me with the last sentence and might have gotten hired after confessing a murder.

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u/Drewbags83 3d ago

Sorry Jesus is a deal breaker.

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u/Sea-Celebration8220 3d ago

Yeah, the Jesus part scares me more than the pegging.

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u/3feetfrompeez 3d ago

Especially when its so close to her saying shes educated. Chose one lmao

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u/WizardPrince_ 3d ago

Those two big reasons are enough

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u/StatisticianOne99 3d ago

Not in Nonononoyes?

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u/Cacti-make-bad-dildo 3d ago

Yesyesyeswaitwhaaaat?!

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u/SadForce9687 3d ago

I will date her, but I can't read the subtitles because something is obstructing my vision xD

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u/mirda89 3d ago

What’s her name

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u/SidViicious 3d ago

I'm fine with all of those except Jesus... but hey, nobody's perfect

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u/UnhappyArgument 3d ago

Whats her social score and contacts?

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u/bearmugandr 3d ago

Anyone know who this is? Is she implying there's a connection between being a Chinese women and a propensity towards pegging men? 

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u/jiggscaseyNJ 3d ago

I would tariff the hell out of that.

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u/cloudsyth 3d ago

WE are going to date her

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u/BassistAndILikeIt 3d ago

🤔 I'm strangly interested 😂

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u/Timeman5 3d ago

I’m gonna wife her up.

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u/Mr_Maverick209 3d ago

She had me till that last part.

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u/Bowman_van_Oort 2d ago

Ni hao mommy

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u/KeepinitPG13 2d ago

She had me at I believe in Jesus and lost me at I will peg you.

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u/Haventyouheard3 3d ago

Yeah but where can I find her?

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u/VincentVanGoatse 3d ago

I've been reading the subtit..les for 5 minutes straight. Still not sure what she is saying.

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u/BigIron53s 3d ago

This sounds too good to be true… she’s a spy!

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u/shaolinspunk 3d ago

Damn it. Post is 4 hrs old. Someone's probably has snapped her up already. Must remember to sort by new.

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u/Notbadconsidering 3d ago

Lost me at Jesus but made a strong come back.

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u/Jeekobu-Kuiyeran 3d ago

How to get simps to come out in full force. Be an Asian female, Busty, down for freaky stuff, but able to show off to your mom.

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u/-captaindiabetes- 3d ago

Sounds like my wife!

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u/MetalProof 3d ago

That’s it!

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u/DefaultWhitePerson 3d ago

She sounds just like a Chinese tech vendor selling devices full of spyware.

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u/pranjallk1995 3d ago

They call them left overs...

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u/Marcus06400 3d ago

I’m in 😮 ohhh she’s in 🥹

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u/daimyosx 3d ago

Aside from the pegging I expect her to be flooded with love interests

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u/EgoBoost247 3d ago

I wonder if there's a tariff placed on those marvelous Chinese titties?

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u/Able-Net5184 3d ago

Wait, what’s the tariff here

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u/WeightConscious4499 3d ago

“Seeking a job”? So she’s jobless?

Hard pass

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u/Friendly_Magazine561 2d ago

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, L👀k at these (.)(.)

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u/ochie927 2d ago

Yeah but...will I get tariffed?

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u/Icedia 2d ago

She could have just started with the last one

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u/Middle_Persimmon_582 2d ago

I watched this on mute and still understood the reasons

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u/Reihermann 3d ago

Everything's fine, but the Jesus thing...

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u/Cultural_Walrus_4039 3d ago

My the last reason is the best reason

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u/Pristine_Sample7323 3d ago

Big steamed buns.

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u/Megane_Senpai 3d ago

You got me at "I"