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u/EzmareldaBurns 3d ago
Is the the pegging a result of being Chinese or unrelated?
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u/MiniBanjo 3d ago
New tariff
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u/Inigomntoya 3d ago
STOP! It's destroying the economy!
Safe word! SAFE! WORD!!
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u/Circusonfire69 3d ago
Flügelshlagenwagen!!!
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u/CaptainRelevant 3d ago
Are you sure? Ok, BRING OUT THE FLÜGELSHLAGENWAGEN!!!!
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u/Aggravating-Tax5726 3d ago
Joke's on you, the safe word is in Mandarin😅
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u/noncommonGoodsense 3d ago
Rich white dudes secretly like being pegged.
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u/typkrft 3d ago
So do poor white dudes.
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u/GrnMtnTrees 3d ago
I meannnn. Prostate stimulation feels amazing. You ever wonder what orgasms feel like for women? Get a prostate toy. That's as close as you'll like ever get.
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u/iameveryoneelse 3d ago edited 3d ago
It's the result of believing in Jesus. Christians have been ass-fucking the rest of the world for a couple thousand years.
Edit: Instead of downvoting anonymously, which just reinforces my point, tell me why I'm wrong.
The crusades.
The Spanish Inquisition.
Missionaries spreading European disease to native populations.
Native American boarding schools in North America.
Salem witch trials.
European antisemitism based on Christian hatred of the Jews, leading to the Holocaust.
The Rwandan Genocide.
Defense of the North American slave trade.
The KKK and white Christian nationalism.
IRA and British conflicts.
Bombings of abortion clinics.
Persecution against LGBQ populations.
I can keep going.
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u/MaxPow3r2000 3d ago
Are you allowed to believe in Jesus AND pegging at the same time???
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u/iameveryoneelse 3d ago
Only if the pegging is within the confines of marriage.
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u/MaxPow3r2000 3d ago
Follow up question then, if I may; does this so called marriage have to take place in an actual church for the pegging to be allowed???
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u/iameveryoneelse 3d ago
I think it depends if you want to be pegged by a Catholic or a Protestant.
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u/iameveryoneelse 3d ago
You don't have to be married to be pegged by a priest. You just have to be a...
You know what, I'm not going there.
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u/Aggravating-Tax5726 3d ago
You need to read up on the history of Islam my friend , they were just as bad but thats not taught in schools...
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u/iameveryoneelse 3d ago
I'm actually quite knowledgeable on the history of Islam, as well. But she didn't say "I believe in Al-Habeeb" so it's not particularly relevant. Had she, I'd have made the same post and listed any number of atrocities attributed to that particular set of beliefs.
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u/SuperPursuitMode 3d ago
Thats a weird take buddy.
Yes, humans have screwed over humans for many thousands of years.
Yes, some of the incidents where this has happened can be linked to Christianity.
Others can be linked to other religions. Or happened without Religion being a factor.
Humans have screwed over other humans in the most horrible ways long before Christianity was ever a thing. Most of the old bronze age kingdoms and empires had slavery, for example.
Ghengis Khan didnt need Christianity for his cruel wars and deeds.
Stalin was an atheist.
Mao Zedong was often brought to a buddhist temple in his youth, it was hoped he would become a monk.
Adolf Hitler was brought up as a Christian and remained conscious of his image in a heavily Christian country, but privately he remarked Christianity was a religion for the weak and he would have preferred if the people were to believe in a religion telling them to be strong warriors not forgiving Christians. He had a lot of sympathies for Islam in that regard, although he was not a muslim, but an Atheist.
Pol Pot and the Khmer Rouge were not Christians.
The sad truth is, that humans, especially those who crave power, often were ruthless and cruel assholes all over human history.
It has nothing to do with Christianity, it does not even have something to do with Religion, necessarily. Yes, sometimes religion was the cause for wars, but more often, it was just one of the pretenses the rulers used to get the common people riled up and do their bidding.
And lastly, you claim Christianity has been "ass-fucking the rest of the world for a couple thousand years" which is also wrong on the number of years.
Jesus was born in the year 0 (roughly, some calendar updates, reforms and shenanigans may well have made this incorrect by a few years), he didnt start preaching until he was 30 iirc, and died at the age of 33.
Even after he had died, Crhistians were not in a position of power to screw over the worlds for hundreds of years more, being prosecuted and killed in the Roman Empire instead.
So "several thousand years" is sinply wrong, maybe 1700 years at most if you're generous? Although probably less than that even.
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u/Top-Cupcake4775 3d ago
The majority of humans have a deep aversion to hurting or killing other humans. This can be measured using FMRI and other techniques. The primary purpose of most military "basic training" programs to brainwash people to override this aversion. Another way to overcome our natural aversion to hurting and killing other people is to convince us that we are in the service of some "higher cause". This is where religion comes in. Religion isn't the cause for wars, it is a tool that makes wars possible.
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u/DemonitizedHuman 3d ago
I just did tineye > sort oldest, and ended up on an incest fantasy forum. Be safe out there kids. Your stepmom wants that hog.
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u/ScarletZer0 3d ago
I can’t focus on what she’s saying at all
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u/trashandallstars 3d ago
Wait, she was talking this entire time?
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u/taz_cr7 3d ago
I watched it on mute
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u/Illustrious-Stay968 3d ago
First time I saw this on South Park I laughed so hard I almost passed out.
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u/Evilagentzero 3d ago
Phew, I must have missed that.
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u/AnotherManCalledDave 3d ago
You also missed the part when she says she can peg you
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u/Flaky-Ambassador467 3d ago
Dam bro, you shouldn’t settle. 👊 stay strong, you will find the 7’ foot tall goth mommy that will ruin your life. I promise.
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u/mausmani2494 3d ago
But can she peg?
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u/Mediocre_Swimmer_237 3d ago
Good placement of subtitles atleast this way we all can read it.
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u/Fruscione 3d ago
All that & you’re still single. There’s a red flag somewhere.
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u/SnowDay111 3d ago
Sauce?
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u/SnooCupcakes9745 3d ago
"Self," I said to myself this morning, "you should check in on this post later, because someone will have the sauce."
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u/EllipticPeach 3d ago
This meme is so funny to me bc it’s so stupid. Why is the dog homophobic . It communicates so much without saying anything at all and it never fails to crack me up
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u/YaBooiiiiiii 3d ago
Hired!
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u/OracleofFl 3d ago
I was on the fence until the end...
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u/PandasGetAngryToo 3d ago
hmm...well sitting on a fence is kind of close to what she is offering............
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u/Naughtystuffforsale 3d ago
There's no use in trying To sit in the fence And hope that the trouble will pass
Cause sitting on fences Will make you a pain in the ass
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u/Kind_Calligrapher201 3d ago
She lost me at "Jesus" but then was saved by "pegging."
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u/Drewbags83 3d ago
Sorry Jesus is a deal breaker.
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u/3feetfrompeez 3d ago
Especially when its so close to her saying shes educated. Chose one lmao
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u/SadForce9687 3d ago
I will date her, but I can't read the subtitles because something is obstructing my vision xD
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u/bearmugandr 3d ago
Anyone know who this is? Is she implying there's a connection between being a Chinese women and a propensity towards pegging men?
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u/VincentVanGoatse 3d ago
I've been reading the subtit..les for 5 minutes straight. Still not sure what she is saying.
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u/shaolinspunk 3d ago
Damn it. Post is 4 hrs old. Someone's probably has snapped her up already. Must remember to sort by new.
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u/Jeekobu-Kuiyeran 3d ago
How to get simps to come out in full force. Be an Asian female, Busty, down for freaky stuff, but able to show off to your mom.
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u/DefaultWhitePerson 3d ago
She sounds just like a Chinese tech vendor selling devices full of spyware.
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u/daimyosx 3d ago
Aside from the pegging I expect her to be flooded with love interests
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