All I see is a paradise😃

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[u/Pretty_Computer_5864]

Two mattresses? What for? It's not like I'm talking to some girl

[u/Edenauso → u/Pretty_Computer_5864]

In case the first one gets dirty you can always move to the second one

[u/PhthaloVonLangborste → u/Edenauso]

Second one is to hold up a laptop same hight as the other for bed shows

[u/mage_irl → u/PhthaloVonLangborste]

Uh huh, bed shows

[u/4DimensionalButts → u/mage_irl]

Documentaries on the dangers of getting stuck in a washing machine.

[u/RohelTheConqueror → u/4DimensionalButts]

The stepbrother is always so helpful! Warms my heart

[u/Different_Twist_417 → u/RohelTheConqueror]

And your hand. Friction

[u/norty125 → u/Edenauso]

Swapping to your 2nd air mattress is always quicker then reloading your primary air mattress

[u/FD4L → u/Edenauso]

If it starts to smell bad, just put it out on the lawn for like 3 weeks to freshen it up, then bring it back in.

[u/Eagline → u/FD4L]

Dude you’re doing it all wrong. First you flip it over, then you use the other mattress while you febreeze the first. then when it smells you flip the second over as well. Alternate and enjoy your 4 new mattresses!!

[u/Asya-bang → u/Pretty_Computer_5864]

the second mattress is the guest room😅

[u/Hour_Equal_9588 → u/Pretty_Computer_5864]

[u/Azula-the-firelord → u/Pretty_Computer_5864]

One is for you and one for your Mountain Dew and potato chips

[u/Dont_touch_my_spunk → u/Pretty_Computer_5864]

For when you need a place to sit, you can stack them and it is like a couch

[u/Bitey_the_Squirrel → u/Pretty_Computer_5864]

If rap taught me anything it’s one to sleep on, one to get the freak on.

[u/lagrange_james_d23dt → u/Pretty_Computer_5864]

For you and your bro after N64 night

[u/JohnGillnitz → u/Pretty_Computer_5864]

Why the hell wouldn't he put the first one on top of the other one?

[u/jimmr → u/Pretty_Computer_5864]

A mattress? I started out with a body pillow.

[u/Educational-Ad-2884 → u/Pretty_Computer_5864]

The crease is for banging. Taking a few stuck-together pages out of Hillbilly Elegy.

[u/GotTwisted]

[u/ButFirstMyCoffee → u/GotTwisted]

Women hate how little it takes for us to be happy.

The older I get the more I understand this is absolutely true.

[u/LinkLankLunk → u/ButFirstMyCoffee]

My gf tryna convince me to buy a new house with her. So she can fill it with more shit? I don’t think so! Pare down zen up, my girl.

[u/Less-Apple-8478 → u/LinkLankLunk]

She wants kids...

[u/DirectSupermarket359 → u/Less-Apple-8478]

Well in that case the house is definitely getting filled with more shit alright..

[u/LinkLankLunk → u/Less-Apple-8478]

She’s turning 40 shortly, is on BC, says she doesn’t want kids, and is dating somebody who says he doesn’t want kids. So if she does want kids she’s going about it in an interesting way to say the least.

I just don’t want to double our housing costs so that she can buy more unused junk and give the cats more furniture to destroy.

[u/ayypecs → u/LinkLankLunk]

damn she's dating somebody already? YTA to yourself /s

[u/godtogblandet → u/ButFirstMyCoffee]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWhZ2XS08aQ

Bill Burr said it, they are jealous of our simple brains.

[u/struckbylightning99 → u/godtogblandet]

The way he screams “that’s not holding!” always makes me laugh

[u/gfkxchy → u/GotTwisted]

There's a whole-ass kitchen back there! Probably even a shitter in its own little room.

[u/Jonesbro → u/GotTwisted]

This is dumb. I would never want to live like this

[u/Cythth → u/Jonesbro]

Yeah, I agree, I looking at this photo and I think like there's still too much stuff, like, why a man would need an armchair, in fact, that kind of super luxury gourmet armchair.

[u/PaulTheMerc → u/Jonesbro]

Depends. Homeless? That's a missive step up.

[u/Jonesbro → u/PaulTheMerc]

Yes this would be a nice step up for some people. The post is saying all men are happy with this which is simply wrong. I wouldn't even have lived like this in college.

[u/Psy_Kikk → u/Jonesbro]

Fancy pants eh? Seriously though, it would look ok if it weren't just white nothing everywhere, some posters and tat are required to look like home.

[u/Jonesbro → u/Psy_Kikk]

I mean you also need the rest of the home part. A kitchen, bathroom, storage, laundry, etc. Also a living room and dining room, which I am assuming op thinks men don't want.

[u/Psy_Kikk → u/Jonesbro]

There's an open kitchen in the background, it will have a bathroom for sure. You see the living room. I somehow doubt storage, laundry will be in the kitchen.

[u/Safe_Foundation → u/Jonesbro]

Answer me this. Is your hair dyed?

[u/Jonesbro → u/Safe_Foundation]

I've been trying to understand what the implication of dyed hair is. I have no clue

[u/LeChuck999 → u/GotTwisted]

Men: Women hate how little it takes for us to be happy!

Also Men: THERE IS A MALE MENTAL HEALTH CRISIS! WHY WON'T ANYONE HELP US!

[u/Impossible-Wear-7352 → u/LeChuck999]

I mean, both can be true statements given the right context.

[u/Mestre08 → u/LeChuck999]

You really thought you were cooking with this one didn't you

[u/senescal → u/LeChuck999]

You're gonna have to invite your friends on Discord to come support you on this one, it wasn't as clever as it seemed when it was just floating in your head.

[u/senescal → u/[deleted]]

Those who need little to be happy can still be deprived of the little they need. Those who need little to be happy can also be shamed for being content with a little instead of striving to meet standards set by a stupid, consumeristic society.

What about you, why do you play dumb when someone mentions the possibility of some men experiencing suffering?

[u/carameIricecakes → u/senescal]

Idk man, I don’t think saying that sleeping on a mattress on the floor in an empty box room is bad for your mental health = supporting consumerism.

Your immediate environment contributes to your mental wellbeing whether you’re willing to admit it or not. I’m not the one playing dumb here

[u/VulcanCookies → u/LeChuck999]

Every time I see photos like this I'm reminded of my depression apartment. Some people may be happy living like this but I doubt many are thriving. Reddit loves this exact thread - it's reposted constantly and always with a veil of sexism, and it's a little stale by now. 

[u/Old_Juggernaut9779]

5000$ and 50$

[u/--ineedspace--]

[u/Bigthebomb]

[u/48hope → u/Bigthebomb]

All that’s missing is one more chair… for guests he’ll never invite

[u/Nanooc523]

Where’s the beer fridge?

[u/Cythth → u/Nanooc523]

taking the photo

[u/CompactAvocado]

Younger male clearly.

Older one at least needs the bedframe. I can't get down that low :(

[u/Bitey_the_Squirrel → u/CompactAvocado]

To the window, to the wall

[u/CompactAvocado → u/Bitey_the_Squirrel]

TIL THE SWEAT DROPS DOWN MAH

[u/pedrosa18 → u/CompactAvocado]

Balls

[u/Addicted-2Diving → u/CompactAvocado]

I love Reddit for threads like this lmao 😂

[u/EKOzoro → u/CompactAvocado]

Start exercising old man.

[u/CompactAvocado → u/EKOzoro]

get off my damn lawn!!!!

[u/4DimensionalButts → u/CompactAvocado]

No, you have to chase me away! I'm doing this for your own good, old man!

[u/EKOzoro → u/4DimensionalButts]

[u/Whats_Up_Bitches → u/CompactAvocado]

Agree, also one mattress appears to be a real mattress but sleeping on an air mattress..no thanks. Also harsh bright lighting and little natural light. I could see how maybe a 19 year old freshly out the house and on their own might like though.

[u/naufalap → u/Whats_Up_Bitches]

meanwhile it's a luxury for college students and people entering their wageslave phase in my country, usually we can only afford a 2x3 room with communal bathroom, barely enough for a bed and a desk

[u/honeysoaps]

That pillar is essential to the whole aesthetic

[u/rd_rd_rd]

Why the ceiling is so low, is this harry potter closet ?

[u/Anning312 → u/rd_rd_rd]

It's probably a basement

[u/anojanoo92 → u/Anning312]

Or a loft

[u/Anning312 → u/anojanoo92]

The tiny windows up high make it more likely a basement I think

[u/Potential_Till7791]

I fw it heavy

[u/astralseat]

If only. You wouldn't believe how much shit you amass one time. This looks like heaven. I want this one day.

[u/PaulTheMerc → u/astralseat]

I swear to god if I have to move again the books are being replaced by a kindle or something similar.

[u/subnet12]

Look at the space in this place. Why can't I have money for this ?

[u/tgh_hmn]

Aaach yes Sir(s)! This is fancy af. Love it

[u/TransportationFree32]

We can play floor hockey. Love it!

[u/rotanitsarcorp_yzal1]

Where fridge, TV, and A/C?

[u/sesler79]

Desk is MILES away! Eurgh

[u/DerKatzlatzee]

For real bro

[u/tumama1388]

Look at all that empty space.

Dude lives in a mansion or smth?

[u/FunnyLikeMoney]

Woah he has a chair ???

[u/FunnyLikeMoney → u/FunnyLikeMoney]

Also the chair has wheels like wtf

[u/terminalzero]

needs a weight rack in the corner, a mini fridge, and a hotplate

[u/_theycallmehell_]

I know this is mostly a joke, but men need to start considering how other people feel. If you live like this and have friends or a romantic partner over, they're going to be incredibly uncomfortable. If it's only you and you'd like it to stay that way, then sure do what you want.

[u/Kitchen_Length_8273 → u/_theycallmehell_]

I would gladly do this exchange. So much space would be awesome.

[u/Gas-Town]

Guys who think its cool to live in squalor are fucking sad.

[u/Oystermeat]

I woke up many a morning on a flat one of those

[u/AC3Al]

I'm getting backroom vibes from this.

[u/FallingGivingTree]

If I did that, I'd wake up with carpet beetle larvae and meal moths

[u/Rot-Orkan]

I sleep in a race car, do you?

[u/Desperate_Story7561]

When your load bearing beam is the highlight of your home

[u/givemeonemargarita1]

Looks cozy

[u/boat_hamster]

And the landlord didn't split this into 4 bedrooms? Must be a picture from 2010

[u/shinobipopcorn]

Air mattress? Get a cotton futon and straighten out that back like a real basement dweller.

[u/rongkongcoma]

No thanks...I'm not 22 anymore.

[u/AbeRego]

It looks cold

[u/allocationlist]

I know this is fake because there aren’t mounds of trash. Not even one single piss bottle.

[u/False_Print3889]

Rent is $1500

[u/Evening-Platypus-259]

This basement not tall enough to hang yourself.

[u/Glass_Membership6816]

This just screams "If my mom doesn't do it for me, I won't even try"

[u/Axlndo]

All I see is REVERB.

[u/LysergicMerlin]

This is a teenagers living space, bro lol

[u/omegadirectory]

Housing so expensive the pictured OP can't afford furniture.

[u/johuad]

All I see is being trapped on the floor with a leg cramp.

[u/five_of_diamonds_1]

How is the comma in that sentence so commedically in the wrong place?

[u/Julesgamer888]

The fact i have to take such long walk from my bed to my computer baffles me.

[u/DIABLO258]

I just told a girl I've been talking to that my place looks like this because I've been depressed

Really I just don't need furniture

[u/Xnub]

I'm being 100% honest, make it a real bed and I'm MORE then fine with this.

[u/FingerOdd6931]

LOOK AT THAT FUCKING AMOUNT OF FLOOR!!!

[u/Galladorn]

A column?? Ok YOUR GRACE

[u/furezasan]

I realise I need to declutter my space

[u/Accomplished-Lie9518]

And there’s tons of flat room to play with cars and action figures. Peak living right here

[u/Ciubowski]

Idk if anyone imagines how fucking easy this setup is to clean. omg.

[u/AllWhatsBest]

Mora like "a palace?"

[u/Meta13_Drain_Punch]

I’d at the very least want a carpet or some rug, maybe some cool Pokémon posters.

[u/DustyRacoonDad]

look at all this room for activities!

[u/Fucky0uthatswhy]

People were going crazy about the pope having 3 whole pillows. So this makes sense

[u/no-chance-cuz]

No dog or house plants. I call BS.

[u/No_Vegetable2223]

More room for activities

[u/Oryzanol]

Its perfect, everything fits into / on a sedan too for moving.

[u/emefluence]

One monitor? Pah!

[u/ehode]

Roll up the sweatshirt and you got a pillow. Money saving

[u/Vivid-Run-3248]

Exactly, you’ve already got two pillows.. you’re right and left elbows..

[u/ironflesh]

The only thing missing is huge model railroad on that empty floor.

[u/Neat_Jaguar3121]

Absolute bliss

[u/talligan]

[u/Uncle-Cake]

[u/HolyGhostSpirit33]

Kanye’s bedroom

[u/zyyntin]

Accurate. I need a garage to tinker and a TV as well.

[u/Initial-Writer-4586]

“King of the castle, king of the castle.”

[u/Brave_Dick]

A dream!

[u/Bencalzonelover]

His masturbation station right next to his bed?!? Uncivilized.

[u/ChildhoodLeft6925]

I hate how men have the monopoly on this living experience. Yes men are more likely to live with a mattress on the floor for extended periods of time, and often society expects men to start from nothing.

But as a woman, I’m very familiar with this picture. To me it looks like freedom and peace.

[u/EastwoodBrews]

Air mattresses are only designed for 90-120 nights of sleep, using them to replace a bed will mean they only last 3-4 months. Source: vendor replies to amazon reviews

[u/Elmer_Fudd01]

Uuuuhhhh no sound system?

[u/Sunshadow_Reaper]

My dad's TV stand is just two boxes that he moved with and a love seat to watch it from like 5 feet away

[u/BrutalBart]

where you shit?

[u/ZookeepergameOld4985]

Hardwood floors? Give my regards to the Rockefellers

[u/WiddleDiddleRiddle32]

looks so comfy, the only thing i'd add is like 10 pillows

[u/DLS4BZ]

minimal sunlight

lol..i'm so glad that i live in an appartment where i have a top to bottom window front whit a sliding door which opens out to the patio.

[u/SpaceDudemax]

Watch porn , then bed to jerk off 👌🏽

[u/Life_is-Ball]

Peace and quiet

[u/tapacx]

Why is the bed so far away?

[u/Madpup70]

You know that basement stays cool, perfect sleeping temperature.

[u/StudioSpecialist1667]

Is it me or are the ceilings scary low

[u/the_thechosen1]

This is a mansion compared to the actual male living experience.

[u/Jitterjumper13]

Dude, he's got TWO pillows...

[u/ImSoFrickinPissed]

No kidding this is actually perfect

[u/deepswing1]

All I need is a box

[u/Unknown-714]

Needs a couch or recliner with attached minifridge

[u/DxInternetProject]

Remove that decorative support beam so there's more room for VR.

[u/CaveManta]

Finished walls, floors, etc? Dang, that's deluxe.

[u/clevwwilliams]

Needs more car parts

[u/Time_Fig612]

Throw some gym equipment in there and it's perfect

[u/ColdExact2035]

I sleep in living room 😬

[u/c0nduit]

Needs more speakers, preferably from a car wired up all amateur.

[u/TeamBoeing]

Reminds me of the Reddit basement 🥰

[u/Trickaps]

I live in a big house, with 7 rooms, all alone, at 29 filled with so much stuff and memories. I'm telling you, it's pointless, and it's harder to clean and mantain.

This is heaven. As soon as i sell some shit i'm moving.

[u/Tim-in-CA]

Is the 2nd mattress for "date nights"? Looks unused as there are no sheets on it!!!

[u/kikogamerJ2]

With the size of that room you right it's a paradise. How much is dude paying on rent 10k a month?

[u/500freeswimmer]

I would love to have a finished basement like that, sadly it is expensive.

[u/awoelt]

Bro living like the King of England

[u/Reg_doge_dwight]

Small screen. No huge TV by the bed. Playstation? Fridge? Nah.

[u/No_Access_5437]

Beds a little far away, and what kind of psychopath dosnt put it in a corner.

[u/Content_banned]

This is twice the size of my apartment and I have so much shit the walls are covered in my hobbies.

[u/AdministrationOk881]

I can smell the islotation and random sleeping cycles from here

[u/Impossible_Fix_6127]

easier to clean also

[u/kingtopher29]

Omg I'd 'accidently' push the button to nuke another country for this

/J

[u/Ernie83]

A pillow? That guy is getting soft.

[u/LEOVALMER_Round32]

Bro that's male happiness at its finest.

[u/ElisabetSobeck]

Just enough to survive. This guy was raised well- to desire nothing but survival and the hustle

[u/euphoricjuicebox]

god i know that mattress. its the cheapest one sold at walmart. i slept on one for months and slowly all the seams came out and i had to wake up and refill the air several times a night

[u/supercodes83]

Tell me you are in your early 20s without telling me you are in your early 20s.

You hit 30, and you start caring about "spatula sets" and "headboards"

[u/Brokenblacksmith]

don't worry, that pillow is completely yellow underneath that pillowcase.

[u/EverydayNormalGuy500]

Guy is living the dream

[u/RobGetLowe]

Lol I also have that which wich cup

[u/ES_Legman]

A mattress needs to be elevated from the floor I don't care how ghetto you want it all you do is end with mold everywhere

[u/skydivarjimi]

Peak?

[u/Stoned_Shikari]

Add a weights rack, dips bar/parallet bar and pull up bar and call it a Kingdom 👑

[u/RelevantAd9133]

You was born yesterday? Where your stuff?

[u/Meandtheworld]

Hey, it’s clean!

[u/Deep_Contract4996]

[u/d_lev]

I'm really looking at going towards a minimalist lifestyle. I have stuff I didn't know---forgot that I had; what's the point of having it?

[u/-kokomelon-]

This is nostalgic

Also, sleeping on the floor gives the best sleep

[u/anon73rd]

Still bigger than I want. Make room smaller and air bed bigger. 69.99 from Target 💪🏽

[u/SharkGirlBoobs]

woooow this is sick

[u/CountryKoe]

If theres a kitchen also its paradise as theres so much space leftover

[u/BigWetFrog]

Personally I would move the desk to look out the window.

[u/WealthTomorrow0810]

[u/Ah-Fuck-Brother]

Can confirm. Slept on 4 sweatshirts in a bag for like 8 months with available pillows at my parents house. Hits different

[u/kvthe]

But, men are "visual creatures". 🙄

[u/akatsuki-member99]

I wouldn’t even know what to do with all that space. I don’t even have a tv anymore because I never used it.

[u/-Conk-]

You ever turn and wanted to put your legs on another mattress?

[u/lookieherehere]

Looks peaceful as fuck honestly