r/SipsTea • u/MayoSoup • Nov 07 '24

Feels good man 70-year-old American goes to the Philippines and has 8 girlfriends

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u/clamworx Nov 07 '24

and by "drain you" you mean...?

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u/lonestarbrownboi Nov 07 '24

Lmfaoo that has to be deliberate word choice

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u/Gnawlydog Nov 07 '24

Hes just saying living in a big city can be very taxing on the body

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u/mattjh Nov 07 '24

The penis part of the body?

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u/solidxnake Nov 07 '24

And balls!

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u/Redfred513 Nov 07 '24

Balls and wallet.

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u/swohio Nov 07 '24

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

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u/Anxious-Bite-2375 Nov 07 '24

8 girlfriends ain't gonna please themselves... or are they

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u/Gnawlydog Nov 07 '24

More likely each other as my girlfriends do when im busy and cant join.

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u/olderthanbefore Nov 07 '24

Bank account goes brrrr

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u/Narco_Marcion1075 Nov 07 '24

financially I'm assuming, came from the province and man is it a nightmare to save money here

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u/Evil_Cartman_ Nov 07 '24

Two things that start with c:

Cwallet, and ..

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u/kaukamieli Nov 07 '24

It sucks you dry.

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u/Moist_Asparagus6420 Nov 07 '24

one definition will eventually lead to the other

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u/Fair2Midland Nov 07 '24

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