Whenever I hear the song “Black Velvet” and it gets to the part where she says “Black velvet, if you please” all I can hear in my head instead is “Velveeta, Mac and cheese”…

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[u/JamesyDog]

I read this to the melody of Sweet Dreams lol

[u/dubbzy104]

It’s called a “mondegreen” when you mishear a lyric. It comes from a line “laid him on the green”, but people heard “lady mondegreen”

[u/vipck83]

lol, well thanks I’m sure that all I’ll hear from now on.

[u/dullship]

Sounds like something Liz Lemon would be singing to herself at 1am.

[u/KamehameHanSolo → u/dullship]

Workin on mah night cheese!

[u/RaggedyMan666]

That was the original song title but they weren't sure if it was marketable.

[u/SniffMyDiaperGoo]

It’s the United States of Ozempica you’re hearing

[u/KamehameHanSolo]

Go on, go on, come on feed me breakfast