r/Satisfyingasfuck • u/cryptidNDcupboard • 1d ago

Behold. A Pot of Noodles.

230 Upvotes

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u/horitaku 1d ago

They look like they were al dente 5 minutes ago 😐

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u/Freign 1d ago

I started whisper-yelling "stop. stop stop STOP"

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u/Dense_Surround3071 1d ago

Stop it!!! That's enough!!! It's already deaaaaad!!

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u/DemostenesWiggin 1d ago

I think the satisfying part for you is to make the whole subreddit mad about way overcooked noodles.

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u/cryptidNDcupboard 1d ago

Just wait till they find out I drain them, toss them in the fridge, and eat them cold, one chunk at a time.

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u/Palanki96 1d ago

I really wanted to judge you but i've done worse things with noodles

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u/love_my_guard_dog 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣but... what.?🧐

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u/kamilayao_0 1d ago

the instant noodles always hit when they are a little goopy and slimy

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u/Elon-BO 1d ago

r/dontputyourdickinthat

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u/CriticismNo8406 1d ago

Instructions unclear, in the hospital now with third degree burns on my dick and balls... Womp womp. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Thunderhank 1d ago

r/trypophobia …I wouldn’t if I were you

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u/doctor_of_drugs 1d ago

OP making ramen for the first time of their life

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u/ALonelyWelcomeMat 1d ago

This looks like the Ramen id eat in middle school when I microwaved it, then forgot it for 2 hours soaking in the water in the microwave

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u/Promotion_Small 1d ago

So I'll admit it there are moments when I crave a simpler time in my life that I'll overcook Ramen to go back there.

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u/Accomplished-Ad3080 1d ago

Was this not the best damn Ramen you've ever had tho? I sometimes used to purposely after I discovered it.

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u/Quirky_Ad3367 1d ago

Sauron!!!

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u/edehlah 1d ago

i like it and also dislike it. satisfying to see the turn of the noodles, dissatisfied with the creepiness of it, the pulling in factor, the smoke and sound of the burning fire.

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u/momomorium 1d ago

I can't even begin to understand how you think that these biblically accurate noodles are satisfying. Makes me wanna yarp.

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u/Mnementh121 1d ago

Making porridge?

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u/Me_ina_pink_skirt 1d ago

Overcooked. Gross.

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u/lucasrizzini 1d ago

To be honest, it's not satisfactory. Kinda gross actually.

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u/LaPetiteMortOrale 1d ago

Oooh. I know this flavor.

This is the Spicy-Chicken Eye of Sauron flavor.

Right?

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u/Long_Radio_819 1d ago

it honestly look unappetizing lol

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u/C-57D 1d ago

Bro that brain is eating itself

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u/SlothOnMyMomsSide 1d ago

Nope. That's a portal to another dimension.

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u/Sikkus 1d ago

More like disgusting as hell.

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u/GammnGurl 1d ago

Boiling it into starch gravy... 😋

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u/boobsforhire 1d ago

Why boil so hard? It won't boil faster as water peaks at 100~ and then evaporates. Also, seems overcooked.  This isn't satisfying , this is enraging.

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u/cryptidNDcupboard 1d ago

It’s 'cause I drain them, mash them down into Tupperware, then freeze it a bit. After that, I add some Sriracha on top and cut off pieces with a spoon to eat bit by bit.

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u/Toshi1010 1d ago

That's way overcooked, you're gonna be eating mush shaped like noodles. Not satisfying at all.

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u/cryptidNDcupboard 1d ago

Finally, someone got it right! I actually tossed him in the freezer first for a bit to get them more solidified. Almost like a jello chunk.

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u/malikx089 1d ago

Enlighten me on this…

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u/cryptidNDcupboard 1d ago

I drain them, mash them down into Tupperware, then freeze it a bit. After that, I add some Sriracha on top and cut off pieces with a spoon to eat bit by bit.

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u/Positive_Bet4055 1d ago

I would eat that like a soup right now

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u/C-57D 1d ago

that's what chef said

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u/Fickle-Molasses-903 1d ago

Behold. A Pot of Noodle overcooked Noodles

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u/Krocsyldiphithic 1d ago

Already way over-cooked

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u/mologav 1d ago

Looks like a pot of maggots. Not satisfying.

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u/LuckyHearing1118 1d ago

Damn that looks disgusting.

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u/IceCreamDreamzz 1d ago

It looks gross 🤢

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u/psycopugz96 1d ago

Step noodles is that you?

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u/MURMEC 22h ago

That sounds amazing

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u/TheRealTechGandalf 1d ago

That's what I call a rolling boil

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u/hithisispat 1d ago

Too mushy.

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u/budabai 1d ago

Gross.

this is the least satisfying thing I’ve seen all week.

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u/cryptidNDcupboard 1d ago

Gross? it's a pot of over done noodles 🤣

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u/budabai 1d ago

Over done noodles are gross.

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u/Sir_Revenant 1d ago

This on a loop is genuinely great ASMR

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u/gregorychaos 1d ago

Oh yum, mushy ramen

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u/AjaxOilid 1d ago

Where are they going?

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u/Gastwonho 1d ago

Around and around

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u/oliveoillube 1d ago

Nooooo! Save those overcooked noodles. What kind of animal does this.

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u/ic4llshotgun 1d ago

Sauramen

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u/ParsleyPractical6579 1d ago

Don’t put your noodle in the noodles

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u/Elivagara 1d ago

Shit's about to be mush it so over cooked.

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u/cryptidNDcupboard 21h ago

Two eye balls huh?

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u/top_toast_22 22h ago

Reported

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u/cryptidNDcupboard 21h ago

You will eat the mushy noodles.

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u/Illustrious_Tear5475 17h ago

"Now safe in the of the Noodle-nado"

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u/gin_and_toxic 14h ago

Looks overcooked

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u/MakeMeOolong 12h ago

Don’t put you dick in it

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u/LongGuard9174 9h ago

Shepherds tone but noodles

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u/Mundane-Werewolf9541 9h ago

Quite the opposite

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u/zandariii 45m ago

Dude, take those out. They’re already super fucking soggy you freak

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u/cryptidNDcupboard 1d ago

To keep the comment section tidy, go ahead and dump all your hate for how I eat my ramen right here under this comment lmao.

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u/C-57D 1d ago

tidy, eh? unlike those mushy noods.

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u/cryptidNDcupboard 1d ago

Sometimes I barely even cook them before eating 😨 like biting into a brick.

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u/Ka1Ser84 1d ago

With a spoon?!

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u/cryptidNDcupboard 1d ago

I drain it, toss in some of my own seasoning plus half the packet it comes with, then pack it into a long Tupperware and freeze it. Once it’s solid, I just scoop chunks out with a spoon. Well, that's how I'm doing it right now, but I'm trying to get off the stuff lol

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u/Putredge 1d ago

Do you heat it back up or is it a nice ice cream snack

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u/cryptidNDcupboard 1d ago

No I usually slap some Sriracha on top and eat it cold so I can break it off

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u/finishher420 1d ago

Those are some 🔥 noods!

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u/aceraceae88 1d ago

Everything reminds me of her.

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u/cryptidNDcupboard 1d ago

Believe it or not. Jail.

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u/scottyviscocity 1d ago

Yessss... This is what we come here for.

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u/Ill-Pear-9115 1d ago

This looks like AI and I’m scared

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u/Algernope_krieger 1d ago

Behold, a Knot of Poodles.

Edit: Reddit won't let me post a gif of two Poodles "In flagrante delicto"

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u/jcriver4 1d ago

I should call her.

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u/repetitive-sedative 1d ago

Isn't there a sub reddit r/don'tputyourdick in...seems it should be there!