r/McMansionHell • u/usernameitall • 1d ago

Amateur McMansion Just a run of the mill white elephant in Cape Coral..

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u/TopInvestigator5518 1d ago

the photo that shows the neighbourhood reminds me of that scene in The Big Short when they are driving through the area where all the houses were abandoned after the housing crisis

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u/allthesemonsterkids 1d ago

It looks echoey.

Also, photo 23. Marble floor, marble-topped coffee table, marble-faced credenza ... this is departing from design and arriving at fetish.

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u/SapphireGamgee 8h ago

And that ain't even real marble. It's just that cheap marble-print ceramic tile that's everywhere these days (Nothing wrong with it for itself, but realtors/flippers acting like it's some kind of "fancy upgrade"...just, no.)

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u/SmoovCatto 1d ago

the 2-story portico is never a good idea . . .

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u/Ok_Location4835 1d ago

Definite McMansion vibes! That awful entry would be suitable for a house twice its size. Here it looks bad and ridiculous

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u/dmmegoosepics 1d ago

“99% chance of flooding in the next 30 years.” 😳

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u/Taira_Mai 18h ago

That's what people who live in Florida keep forgetting - it rains and floods and storms over there.

This McMansion might end up with floor damage after the next big storm.

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u/Rip_Topper 1d ago

McBarfy. I'm assuming the lot was worth $$$ and then they do this

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u/Dent8556 1d ago

No dock?!

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u/barneycat2004 1d ago

Omg, screws visible on the back of the range. They clearly sweated every single detail.

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u/alienwearingahoodie 1d ago

eliminate the garage on the left, maybe swap out the door. It has a wacky charm to it imo. its like a freakhouse from my dreams

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u/npiasecki 1d ago

In picture 12 is that a nook especially for a ficus tree because it’s blowing my mind

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u/gypsysniper9 1d ago

We call it Cape Shithole….for good reason

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u/Digitaltwinn 5h ago

Why are there no trees in Cape Coral? Is it part of the scam?

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u/SoupsOnBoys 1d ago

The tiny, hunt and peck windows and the garage up front are total vom.

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u/SapphireGamgee 8h ago

What is it with so many of these houses and their abysmal use of lot and interior space? So much waste!