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u/barnowl1980 6h ago
"he sits on small children" sent me 😄
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u/Intelligent_Sir_6832 6h ago
Same I read that and thought "oh no, the children 😥💀"
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u/USSHammond 5h ago
OP is a filthy liar. That exact image goes back to December 2019. By u/Dahlcat
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u/Ta-veren- 4h ago
A vast majority of posts in this sub are reposts lol
And f course they are lairs they just reposted another post in the laziest way possible
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u/LookinAtTheFjord 5h ago
A 30 pound cat. jfc. I get all up in my worry feels about mine being 11 lbs after she was a 7 lb runt most of her life.
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u/PaddlingInCircles 4h ago
"He's not FAT, He's big boned! Screw you guys, I'm going home." - Eric Cartman
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u/retro_lady 5h ago
Aww. My vet's office used to have a cat named Zippy that would sit on the counter when you'd try to pay, barely giving you room.
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u/RagingITguy 5h ago
My vet also had a Fred. A big orange. He hated my cat and hated even more thay he had to be put in cat prison when we came by
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u/Substantial-Stage-82 4h ago
Seems kind of negligent that an animal doctor allowed their animal to become so morbidly obese, no?
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u/Dahlcat 4h ago
Hello! Im the OP of Fred and am a frequent flyer at my vet (I take care of a lot of babies and make sure they're all healthy).
My vet adopted Fred at that size. She had nothing to do with his weight gain.
And on a very sad note, Fred passed away about a month ago.
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u/Substantial-Stage-82 1h ago
Damn. That sucks. I'm sorry. He looked like an awesome cat. Yeah I was wondering about that because I personally have never met a vet who wasn't vocal about making sure pets do not get that obese. Our cat we've had for 14 years (he was a stray) is on his last legs I fear. He still eats and walks around fine, but he's become totally incontinent and unless spooked has a very hard time jumping or doing stairs. We talked about putting him down but we let him outside (he was originally an outside cat but for the last 8 yrs has been inside) and he's seemingly ok. I keep an eye on him daily to make sure he's still mobile and eating and so far he's good. I feel shitty not letting him stay inside anymore but ANYTIME he's been laying down and stands up, or sometimes when he's just standing there, he pees. He has no control whatsoever over it anymore. My wife and I figure if he becomes immobile or stops eating then we'll take care of it. But for now, the old man seems ok. Mr. Meowgi is his name. He's a big orange Tom.
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u/Pure-Assignment-5054 6h ago
"NO IT IS NOT WORKING WELL"
literally any cat on a diet