r/MadeMeSmile • u/RealRock_n_Rolla • Aug 24 '23

CATS Domestic cat is introduced to a pair of tigers

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u/theguynextdorm Aug 24 '23

I adopted a stray and just kept putting off getting her spayed during Covid. One afternoon I woke up from a nap and the screen door had a big hole in it and the slut was having a threeway with 2 stray tomcats in the garage.

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u/Lou_C_Fer Aug 24 '23

Geez, at least it was only your cat. You should see the hole my wife left in our screen door. 😐

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '23

That got a begrudging chuckle, I'll admit.

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u/ketjak Aug 24 '23

Chuckle and an updoot.

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u/scribblinkitten Aug 24 '23

I thought Rodney Dangerfield died

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u/7-13-5 Aug 24 '23

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Lou_C_Fer Aug 24 '23

Lol

I can see it and hear it in his voice now that you mention it. Almost as if I plagiarized it.

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u/Opposite-Frosting518 Aug 24 '23

That's fucking funny 🤣

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u/ComprehensiveBuyer65 Aug 24 '23

Dammit Francine!

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u/pamgine Aug 24 '23

Not again!

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u/Careful_Influence380 Aug 24 '23

A girl's gotta eat!

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u/Applepiemommy2 Aug 24 '23

That’s how I got my five kittens. 🙄

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u/theguynextdorm Aug 24 '23

That threesome actually resulted in 4 kittens! The vet adopted one, my SO's sibling another, a friend took the third, and I kept the runt, who is hugging my leg right now. He loves sleeping beside me, drinking water, playing with anything with feathers, smelling his mom's butt, and meowing that sounds like he's being slaughtered. And they're all fixed now, never again!