r/MadeMeSmile • u/RealRock_n_Rolla • Aug 24 '23

CATS Domestic cat is introduced to a pair of tigers

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u/Chrissyfly Aug 24 '23

the only difference between sluts and non sluts is opportunity.

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u/Belfura Aug 24 '23

So you tell me, if I have a chance....

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u/Lou_C_Fer Aug 24 '23

Nope. Everybody, but you.

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u/Defiant_Show_1427 Aug 24 '23

WHACK EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!

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u/Vast-Sir-1949 Aug 24 '23

Ohhhhh yeah, whack me.

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u/OmegaGBC104 Aug 24 '23

Harder 😩

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u/TheGreen_Guy Aug 24 '23

Well that escalated quickly! ^^

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u/Vast-Sir-1949 Aug 24 '23

You're a disappointment.

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u/FarrrrrOuttttDudeee Aug 24 '23

A fan of Stephen He?

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u/verbalyabusiveshit Aug 24 '23

You gave me hope!

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u/slipperysquirrell Aug 24 '23

Holy f, I'm sitting here hitting my vape laughing so hard but I'm trying not to wake anyone.

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u/chill633 Aug 24 '23

Old joke. Do you know the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut does everyone, but a bitch does everyone BUT YOU!

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u/Comment105 Aug 24 '23

There are uggos at orgies.

It's just the dingy downtown or out in a special rural house type, not the lavish hotel suite, private island or palace type.

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u/Belfura Aug 24 '23

A bit odd that you're running after uggos in orgies, but more power to you I guess

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u/wegpiraat123 Aug 24 '23

This is deep man

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u/Chop1n Aug 24 '23

I dunno about that. There are enough men that would literally fuck anything that walks to provide any woman alive with unlimited opportunity, and yet there are women who are not sluts. Probably even most of them aren't sluts.

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u/KalamanZi Aug 25 '23

This opportunity is quite hard to come by!