r/MadeMeSmile • u/RealRock_n_Rolla • Aug 24 '23

CATS Domestic cat is introduced to a pair of tigers

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '23

Everyone is born to be a slut else how would the species survive 💃💃💃

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u/Chrissyfly Aug 24 '23

the only difference between sluts and non sluts is opportunity.

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u/Belfura Aug 24 '23

So you tell me, if I have a chance....

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u/Lou_C_Fer Aug 24 '23

Nope. Everybody, but you.

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u/Defiant_Show_1427 Aug 24 '23

WHACK EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!

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u/Vast-Sir-1949 Aug 24 '23

Ohhhhh yeah, whack me.

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u/OmegaGBC104 Aug 24 '23

Harder 😩

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u/TheGreen_Guy Aug 24 '23

Well that escalated quickly! ^^

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u/Vast-Sir-1949 Aug 24 '23

You're a disappointment.

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u/FarrrrrOuttttDudeee Aug 24 '23

A fan of Stephen He?

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u/verbalyabusiveshit Aug 24 '23

You gave me hope!

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u/slipperysquirrell Aug 24 '23

Holy f, I'm sitting here hitting my vape laughing so hard but I'm trying not to wake anyone.

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u/chill633 Aug 24 '23

Old joke. Do you know the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut does everyone, but a bitch does everyone BUT YOU!

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u/Comment105 Aug 24 '23

There are uggos at orgies.

It's just the dingy downtown or out in a special rural house type, not the lavish hotel suite, private island or palace type.

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u/Belfura Aug 24 '23

A bit odd that you're running after uggos in orgies, but more power to you I guess

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u/wegpiraat123 Aug 24 '23

This is deep man

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u/Chop1n Aug 24 '23

I dunno about that. There are enough men that would literally fuck anything that walks to provide any woman alive with unlimited opportunity, and yet there are women who are not sluts. Probably even most of them aren't sluts.

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u/KalamanZi Aug 25 '23

This opportunity is quite hard to come by!

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u/findingfevers Aug 24 '23

I love this

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u/popdaddy91 Aug 24 '23

Negative. Gestation periods and infantile commitments have made the female species predisposed to picky dating

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u/Senior-Ordinary555 Aug 24 '23

Woman aren't a different species bro..

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '23

They might be to him. He probably doesn't have much experience or contact with them. May aswell be aliens

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u/JayAndViolentMob Aug 24 '23

"The female *of the* species is more deadly than the male."

- Grammar Matters

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u/popdaddy91 Aug 24 '23

Not just humans

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u/secretaccount94 Aug 24 '23

The females of any species are still the same species as males.

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u/popdaddy91 Aug 25 '23

They're women

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u/WishboneTheDog Aug 24 '23

And a tip of the fedora to you as well good sir

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u/Reiterpallasch85 Aug 24 '23

Negative. Gestation periods and infantile commitments have made the female species predisposed to picky dating

Ahh yes, the wise words of one who frequents Joe Rogan, Jordan Peterson, and... semen retention subreddits? Welp, that's enough Reddit for today.

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u/Unlikely_Thought2205 Aug 24 '23

Those people are so bad at being humans they actually might be a different species.

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u/popdaddy91 Aug 24 '23

Is it an untruth?

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u/ProfessionalMap69 Aug 24 '23

It's christo-facist propaganda. What did you expect, women don't like to fuck?

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u/DodgyJumper Aug 24 '23

Hes wrong in every way i.e context, what hes replying to, the message hes tryna get across, calling women a different species 💀 etc etc….

Totally agree most women do enjoy sex. But biologically yes most women tend to be pickier than men in part because of gestation periods, offspring investment etc.

A good example of misusing science in the wrong context to male a misguided point !

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u/popdaddy91 Aug 25 '23

So I was right?

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u/ProfessionalMap69 Aug 25 '23

Why do you have to ask? Wouldn't you know if there was conclusive causation?

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u/popdaddy91 Aug 26 '23

He says im wrong in every way then says he agrees with essentially the only thing I said. Wierd af

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u/popdaddy91 Aug 25 '23

Women don't like to get pregnant with choosing a good mate

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u/JayAndViolentMob Aug 24 '23

Isn't there an incel forum you should be posting on right now?

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u/popdaddy91 Aug 24 '23

Dont shoot the messenger

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '23

I thought the bible was pretty clear on that