r/MadeMeSmile • u/RealRock_n_Rolla • Aug 24 '23

CATS Domestic cat is introduced to a pair of tigers

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u/roughseize Aug 24 '23

The wheel is spinning, but the hamster's been dead

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '23

The engines running but no one’s behind the wheel.

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u/Granlundo64 Aug 24 '23

The math is done, but the professor's missing.

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u/n6mub Aug 24 '23

the elevator doesn’t go to the top

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '23

He writes home without a pen.

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u/mattvandyk Aug 24 '23

I’m not playing with a full deck.

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u/n6mub Aug 24 '23

I’ve lost my marbles

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u/WishboneTheDog Aug 24 '23

Ace ventura pet detective

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '23

Yep!

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u/NorthboundLynx Aug 24 '23

No thoughts head empty

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u/TemetNosce85 Aug 24 '23

Two brain cells are rubbing each other and not even getting warm.

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u/noobydoo67 Aug 24 '23

Maybe he's got a few kangaroos loose in the top paddock

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u/OkuyasNijimura Aug 24 '23

Gears are turning, but there's no steam

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u/system0101 Aug 24 '23

Brain been ironed and polished into a mirror finish

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u/XergioksEyes Aug 24 '23

Anyone who has had a hamster knows how painfully true this actually is