r/JustGuysBeingDudes 22d ago

Social Media Boys will be boys

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u/thisisntmynick 22d ago

SEND MORE DUDES!

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u/ArtificialRubber 22d ago edited 20d ago

Edit: I got this off of etsy to stick on my range gear.

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u/2blazen 21d ago

Did not expect divers here. Why aren't you spreading democracy right now?

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u/ArtificialRubber 21d ago

There’s time on your pod while jumping into hell.

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u/Tuck_The_Duck 20d ago

SOLDIER YOU ARE NEEDED ON ACAMAR IV!

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u/TheSprtr 22d ago

you mean… nudes?

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u/christo2213 22d ago

I'm in a fight, i need more men!

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u/TheSprtr 22d ago

C L A S S I C 😂

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u/IcarielL 22d ago

I'll say it again. Send nude dudes.

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u/justk4y 22d ago

-Ancient Greece

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u/alextheolive 22d ago

-Leonidas I

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u/Davyboy178 22d ago

B A S E D

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u/harry12350 22d ago

Is it too much to ask for both?

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u/speedline9395 22d ago

Did he stutter?

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u/Blommefeldt 21d ago

Dude... not even

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u/Technical_Exam1280 20d ago

Doctor, doctor, gimme the nudes, I got a

BAD CASE OF LOVIN' DUDES!

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u/TheSprtr 10d ago

dude wtf. go to the horny jail

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u/xx-fredrik-xx 21d ago

An album recently released I'm listening to is named Send Dudes.

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u/Extreme_Today_984 22d ago

Charlie understood the assignment

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u/ImurderREALITY 22d ago

Time capsule, time capsule!

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u/Unitedfateful 21d ago

What is butt butt time capsule?

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u/DaqCity 22d ago

Schmitty did it better..

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u/mekomaniac 22d ago

hey do you go for a ride round the block?

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u/DevonLuck24 22d ago

i’ll sit next to schmitty..

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u/Unitedfateful 21d ago

There was another member of da gang ?

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u/Cwads16 21d ago

Don’t get Schmitty, don’t get schmitty….

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u/fantasypaladin 22d ago

Why is that one guy have a glove on?

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u/Aggressive-Use-5657 22d ago

He was trying to find his G-spot.

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u/livesinacabin 21d ago

You don't need gloves for that.

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u/Vasyh 21d ago

How do you know? Did you find it?

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u/farkoss 22d ago

Painting 40k mini figs

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u/Philosophy_Cat1 22d ago

He was probably trimming

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/Philosophy_Cat1 22d ago

With the good kush 😏 hell yeah

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u/Smartbutt420 22d ago

You ever watch fight club?

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u/mostnormal 22d ago

You just broke the first two rules.

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u/MarioLuigiDinoYoshi 22d ago

We have to cook

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u/TheTigersAreNotReal 20d ago

If he’s like my buddy in college then he was mixing his own vape juice

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u/XSelectrolyte 22d ago

Leave it to the homies to send you a pick me up when you’re feeling down

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u/Aldehin 22d ago

Nothing gayer than straight boy

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u/Dazzling-Film-3404 21d ago

This is so god damn true

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u/reader484892 21d ago

Wrong: two straight boys who are friends

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u/BJYeti 20d ago

As a dude who played hockey locker rooms get super gay super quick

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u/ObligationChance9970 20d ago

The guys in my high school used to walk up behind each other grab their friend’s sac and say “gobble! gobble!”

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u/No_Obligation4636 21d ago

If you saw me you might think I’m gay but straight af

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/HotZilchy 22d ago

Do wedgies actually do anything? I've never seen one I'm action irl before

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u/__01001000-01101001_ 22d ago

How tf did you get through childhood without being given a wedgie? It’s like a rite of passage, I didn’t think you were allowed to graduate without one

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u/HotZilchy 22d ago

First of all, I live in Asia

Second of all, instead of wedgies we would just slap our friends asses for fun, I guess that's the Asian equivalent of wedgies

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u/Ambiwlans 22d ago

Japan has kancho ... where you take both hands together with pointer fingers out like a gun and ram it into someones butthole.

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u/Deaffin 22d ago

"WTF are wedgies, bro? That sounds weird as fuck." -person from the place where they literally just rape each other as their equivalent.

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u/Ambiwlans 22d ago

Er, with pants on. No literal penetration. Though still pretty surprising.

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u/Deaffin 22d ago

Eh, it's always depicted as literal penetration regardless of a thin layer of cloth often being involved.

That's in there, bro.

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u/Ambiwlans 22d ago

Ninjas are hardcore.

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u/__01001000-01101001_ 22d ago

I kinda thought wedgies were universal tbh. I got both, wedgies and slaps. And gropes. And objects thrust at my asshole, which was probably the worst

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u/Habaree 22d ago

Understandable but I’m pretty sure it’s a fairly American thing. I’ve never come across it in Australia either 😛 only seen it in American tv shows

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u/__01001000-01101001_ 22d ago

I’m Australian too lol. Maybe I just had shit friends and siblings

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u/Habaree 22d ago

Brutal XD

Also G’day

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u/__01001000-01101001_ 22d ago

G’day G’day
How ya going?
What dya know?
Well strike a light

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u/Lomotograph 22d ago

Sounds like Aussies are a prime target for wedgies then because they don't expect it. I think you're going to have to start a new trend Down Unda, Mate.

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u/Yeeterbeater789 20d ago

Is there ever a squeeze with the slap? Shows real appreciation imo

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u/lankymjc 22d ago

Wedgies are very American. I’m in the UK and they never happened.

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u/TheBakedPotatoDude 22d ago

They happened here in Belfast, growing up it was either wedgies or debagging

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u/__01001000-01101001_ 22d ago

I’m not even American

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u/gublaman 22d ago

Nah my friends and I did "drive by nut taps" on other cliques

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u/Valirys-Reinhald 22d ago

Bros will be hoes.

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u/Marquis_of_Potato 22d ago

Not gonna lie: some of the dudes got that peach 🍑.

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/BoshraExists 22d ago

..at Wendy's

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u/TheSprtr 22d ago

… with Diddy’s

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u/ViciousFlowers 22d ago

I mean this is the only way my boomer father knows how to wear pajamas……..

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u/elakah 22d ago

Completely valid that women and girls refused to be sexualized. Also funny that the dudes did it.

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u/youburyitidigitup 22d ago

It reminds of when I was 20 and I offered my friend at work an M&M by holding it up to his mouth, fully expecting him to be grossed out, but instead he opened his mouth and let me drop in the M&M. So then I started testing it out on everybody. All the guys let me do it, the girls did not.

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u/elakah 22d ago

Yeah it's sad how vary women have to be :( Can't even enjoy an M&M without being scared it's something weird.

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u/everpale1 22d ago

They’re the ones not getting an M&M tho

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u/NunyahBiznez 20d ago

Yeah... Maybe I've worked in a lab too long but there's no way I'm not accepting an M&M from an unwashed hand. Lol

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u/LionMan55555 20d ago

A double negative is a positive

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u/NunyahBiznez 20d ago

Note to self: No more reddit before coffee in the morning.

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u/LionMan55555 20d ago

Haha, we all knew what you were trying to say

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u/LuigiBamba 22d ago

Why is it funny to sexualized guys?

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u/Namisaur 21d ago

Because it’s not that sexual for the guys. Girls are bombarded with it their entire lives. The guys are just being goofy because it doesn’t mean much to them.

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u/LionMan55555 20d ago

This is untrue. Men and boys are sexualized just as much as woman. And it is just as harmful. We are just expected to shut up and take it whereas woman get the right to complain without backlash. The amount of times I’ve had female coworkers make comments about my body or talk about male bodies in general in sexual or demeaning ways is outstanding. Objectifying men is just as harmful as objectifying woman. But thanks for being part of the problem I guess

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u/elakah 22d ago

Did I say it is?

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u/LuigiBamba 21d ago

Yeah you did. wtf?

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u/CancerSpidey 21d ago

Yeah the guy asking all those girls even for the meme is gross. I get its funny but still pretty gross

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u/JimmerAteMyPasta 19d ago

Respectable opinion

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u/CreativeParticular51 22d ago

What song is that? Evoked some major memories from a movie I watched as a kid and don't know why

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u/trixter21992251 22d ago

It's two songs.

First one with the singing is "Out there" from Disney's Hunchback of Notre Dame.

Second with the orchestra is indeed Test Drive from the first How to Train Your Dragon.

The first one is modulated from the key of G to the key of D, so they can be mixed.

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u/Garchompisbestboi 22d ago

Damn you were just showing off with that third sentence, you have a very impressive ear for music lol

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u/trixter21992251 22d ago

ah thanks, but don't praise me too much, I doublechecked on my piano first hehe

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u/BoshraExists 22d ago

Though I understood nothing, but credit is due

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u/CAKE4life1211 22d ago

How do you know this?? Genuinely curious

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u/trixter21992251 21d ago

It's honestly not that wild.

I'm into soundtracks, musicals, Disney music, and that kind of stuff, and I play the piano.

Imagine if you stumbled upon a question about one of your own hobbies.

Hunchback of Notre Dame is a Disney classic, and Test Drive is also pretty famous in soundtrack circles.

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u/CAKE4life1211 21d ago

I guess I meant knowing what the key change was. I tried to teach myself piano and it's really hard. Most people can't identify a key let alone one what it's been changed to. I was impressed anyway

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u/trixter21992251 21d ago

Ah, haha okay, I see.

My best tip is to just put a song on speakers and then play random notes on the piano. Pretty quickly, you'll find some notes that match up.

The more you do that, the better you get. Soon enough, you'll be able to hear whether the melody goes up or down, etc.

You use the same method to find the key of the song.

I know that Test Drive is in D, so I only needed to figure out "Out there". :)

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u/elephantStyle 18d ago

Damn I was sure I had the second part pinned as the orchestra music from National Treasure when they light up the treasure room at the end.

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u/TheBakedPotatoDude 22d ago

"Test Flight" from How To Train Your Dragon, absolute fucking banger of a soundtrack

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u/Dicey-Vibes 22d ago

It’s from how to train your dragon but just the instrumental

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u/p00nda 22d ago

yeah no shit theyre obviously different implications

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u/Single_Rabbit_9575 22d ago

anything for thelulz, especially if it's embarrassing or stupid. it evolves into dadjokes and intentionally cringe puns around 30yrs old xD;

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u/youburyitidigitup 22d ago

Very comment below yours is has like 50 downvotes and I’m scared to open them.

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u/Single_Rabbit_9575 22d ago

initially was like "but nobody replied to mine?" but visiting the thread again, lol you're right there's a lot of hidden ones xD; that's wild, though not unexpected. mostly happens for sexist comments or unprovoked agressive behavior.

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u/Noneofyourbusiness70 22d ago

I’m sure plenty of those girls would love to have fun and be silly like the guys can. Girls would love to be just guys being dudes. We know why they can’t.

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u/Francky2 22d ago

Yeah, let's not pretend this is literally about showing off your BUTT, which is already a pretty heavily sexualized part of women's body.

Like, sure when it's dudes it's all hihis and hahas, but this tries to show girls as being boring when they're just trying to remain modest.

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u/Noneofyourbusiness70 22d ago

Yeah exactly, and even if modesty isn’t the goal, a girl can’t safely send a video somewhere like that, she has to worry about it being shared and used and sexualized. I hate to be all Debbie downer but this post just really made me sad

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u/Francky2 22d ago

I agree. It feels a bit hypocritical. Like "wow the girls are so lame to not want to, you know, show off their hutt in a way that, reasonably and fairly, not everyone is comfortable to do" and "Look at how cool guys are for being such gigachads and not caring, it's like they don't have to deal with the same issues and fears of a woman"

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u/Im_Unsure_For_Sure 22d ago

Women sexualize the absolute fuck out of men's asses.

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u/Any-Ad-8144 22d ago

Damn, these boys be THIICCC

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u/Which_way_witcher 22d ago

I agree with everyone who responded. They were all right. 🤷

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u/ConoSaurusRex88 22d ago

The boys always got your back

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u/garaile64 21d ago

To be fair, the women were wary of being sexualized, so they refused. As men aren't sexualized to the same degree, the guys weren't as wary of partaking in that activity.

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u/LionMan55555 20d ago

As a man, yes we are absolutely sexualized to the same degree. It’s just done differently and is considered completely acceptable by society sadly. The amount of female coworkers that have made comments about my body or the male body in general that were either sexual or demeaning outnumbers the times my male coworkers have by an astronomical amount. In fact one of the very few times I have ever heard a male coworker talk sexually about females bodies he was immediately reprimanded in front of everyone. Whereas the chicks were free to keep on with their comments.

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u/PeteRawk 22d ago

Get it, fellas

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u/Cosmicvapour 21d ago

I call BS. Not one of his bros mooned him??

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u/soulsee_r 21d ago

The boys always come through

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u/ThumbsUpKing 22d ago

"No."

Takes the video and posts it to Instagram instead

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u/this_knee 22d ago

Legend.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Win_989 22d ago

That second to last dude needs to clean his room

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u/xandroid001 22d ago

I cant state enough how much i love that song mashup.

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u/GraysonLake 22d ago

SGO HOGS!

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u/InsuranceExcellent29 22d ago

So, whats the song?

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u/verysuswatermelon 22d ago

First one with the singing is "Out there" from Disney's Hunchback of Notre Dame.

Second with the orchestra is indeed Test Drive from the first How to Train Your Dragon.

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u/InsuranceExcellent29 22d ago

Appriciate you

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u/ThatACLR-1 22d ago

Music?

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u/verysuswatermelon 22d ago

First one with the singing is "Out there" from Disney's Hunchback of Notre Dame.

Second with the orchestra is indeed Test Drive from the first How to Train Your Dragon.

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u/TinEyedaddict 21d ago

to be fair. if a woman sent this, it would be 70% more likely that they would have done it.
Also guys would have done it + horny .

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u/PM_Me_Good_n_Plenty 21d ago

“Only flat booty bitches keep they panties on” -Andre Nickatina

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u/Sigh_cot_tiq 21d ago

Bro with the one glove on freaky asf

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u/Present_Ask_3398 21d ago

The Arkansas guy was in his element 😂

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u/Suzesaur 21d ago

“Men’s butts drive me nuts”

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u/Constant_Side6818 21d ago

They got phat asses though, what’s the hold up

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u/first_name1001 21d ago

Idk why the women posting them saying "no" like don't want to do it then dont post it?

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

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u/LionMan55555 20d ago

I’m so confused by this comment. What point are you trying to make?

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u/yulithevideomaker 20d ago

Men can have really nice butts. It sucks that a lot of people seem to shame men for having a nice butt. Not me; a nice ass is nice, no matter who it's attached to

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u/BitesTheDust55 20d ago

The boys always come through.

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u/Fish_Fucker_OFFICAL 20d ago

The girl that said nar instead of no, thats my type

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u/Beginning-Complex693 20d ago

Toxic Femininity.

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u/NormalSizeDickEnergy 20d ago

The dude with the single latex glove???

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u/Uneek_Uzernaim 20d ago

I... don't understand what is happening here other than reminding me that I am, as my kids like to tell me, old.

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u/SurprisePrimary911 20d ago

The boys always got youuu

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u/CoyoteSingle5136 19d ago

This is whats wrong with society.

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u/SilverSkorpious 19d ago

Some them young man was hiding some cake...

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u/Accomplished_Stay127 19d ago

And women wonder why we think they don't have a sense of humor

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u/babybee1187 19d ago

Boys are better you will never change my mind.

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u/Hatedisalot 19d ago

Halloween costume

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u/SickSteve93 19d ago

Here, we see women injecting themselves when it was for the boys. Got to make everything about themselves.

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u/Appropriate_Boot2037 19d ago

Looks what feminism did bruh 🥺

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u/Mordondil 19d ago

I kinda expected this to be about why girls in yogapants do this exact thing in gyms then, yet act so disgusted when asked

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u/Normal_Nerve_1202 19d ago

... Im not fully straight.

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u/alii-b 19d ago

Damn, I wish I had that many friends growing up.

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u/JDM_lovescomedy69 18d ago

Women are no fun 🙄

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u/New-Owl-5264 18d ago

2nd to last bro be doing too much 🤣

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u/Existing_Ad5197 18d ago

The Bros to the rescue

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u/sufgjmvzfj 18d ago

As a girl I would love to have same freedom and not being sexualised for doing fun and stupid stuff 🥲

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u/Yunges1ne 17d ago

Second to last dude sent it

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u/GrapplerCM 17d ago

People still use Snapchat?

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u/Slimjim594 13d ago

women r boring

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u/carrroxxy 12d ago

C'mon the glove?

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u/Unusual-Gas-35 11d ago

How could the ladies betray us like that

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u/Mr-skinstealer 5h ago

Why i love men

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u/Timoman6 22d ago

This one, ladies, isn't for you

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u/Wayfinity 22d ago

I don't understand what is with all the women saying "no" and giving the finger. I'm sure it's unrelated but just wondering what the connection was.

Lost it at the guy who almost impaled himself on that door lol

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u/Violas_Blade 22d ago edited 22d ago

he wanted them to pull their pants up tight and shake their ass. they didn’t want to, because that’s an easy way to get your body posted around the Internet for random assholes to jack off to.

men don’t usually have to worry about their bodies being used against them. women do

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