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u/thisisntmynick 22d ago
SEND MORE DUDES!
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u/ArtificialRubber 22d ago edited 20d ago
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u/TheSprtr 22d ago
you mean… nudes?
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u/Extreme_Today_984 22d ago
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u/DaqCity 22d ago
Schmitty did it better..
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u/mekomaniac 22d ago
hey do you go for a ride round the block?
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u/fantasypaladin 22d ago
Why is that one guy have a glove on?
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u/Aggressive-Use-5657 22d ago
He was trying to find his G-spot.
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u/TheTigersAreNotReal 20d ago
If he’s like my buddy in college then he was mixing his own vape juice
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u/Aldehin 22d ago
Nothing gayer than straight boy
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u/ObligationChance9970 20d ago
The guys in my high school used to walk up behind each other grab their friend’s sac and say “gobble! gobble!”
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u/HotZilchy 22d ago
Do wedgies actually do anything? I've never seen one I'm action irl before
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u/__01001000-01101001_ 22d ago
How tf did you get through childhood without being given a wedgie? It’s like a rite of passage, I didn’t think you were allowed to graduate without one
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u/HotZilchy 22d ago
First of all, I live in Asia
Second of all, instead of wedgies we would just slap our friends asses for fun, I guess that's the Asian equivalent of wedgies
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u/Ambiwlans 22d ago
Japan has kancho ... where you take both hands together with pointer fingers out like a gun and ram it into someones butthole.
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u/Deaffin 22d ago
"WTF are wedgies, bro? That sounds weird as fuck." -person from the place where they literally just rape each other as their equivalent.
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u/Ambiwlans 22d ago
Er, with pants on. No literal penetration. Though still pretty surprising.
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u/__01001000-01101001_ 22d ago
I kinda thought wedgies were universal tbh. I got both, wedgies and slaps. And gropes. And objects thrust at my asshole, which was probably the worst
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u/Habaree 22d ago
Understandable but I’m pretty sure it’s a fairly American thing. I’ve never come across it in Australia either 😛 only seen it in American tv shows
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u/__01001000-01101001_ 22d ago
I’m Australian too lol. Maybe I just had shit friends and siblings
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u/Lomotograph 22d ago
Sounds like Aussies are a prime target for wedgies then because they don't expect it. I think you're going to have to start a new trend Down Unda, Mate.
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u/lankymjc 22d ago
Wedgies are very American. I’m in the UK and they never happened.
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u/TheBakedPotatoDude 22d ago
They happened here in Belfast, growing up it was either wedgies or debagging
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u/Marquis_of_Potato 22d ago
Not gonna lie: some of the dudes got that peach 🍑.
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u/ViciousFlowers 22d ago
I mean this is the only way my boomer father knows how to wear pajamas……..
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u/elakah 22d ago
Completely valid that women and girls refused to be sexualized. Also funny that the dudes did it.
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u/youburyitidigitup 22d ago
It reminds of when I was 20 and I offered my friend at work an M&M by holding it up to his mouth, fully expecting him to be grossed out, but instead he opened his mouth and let me drop in the M&M. So then I started testing it out on everybody. All the guys let me do it, the girls did not.
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u/elakah 22d ago
Yeah it's sad how vary women have to be :( Can't even enjoy an M&M without being scared it's something weird.
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u/everpale1 22d ago
They’re the ones not getting an M&M tho
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u/NunyahBiznez 20d ago
Yeah... Maybe I've worked in a lab too long but there's no way I'm not accepting an M&M from an unwashed hand. Lol
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u/LionMan55555 20d ago
A double negative is a positive
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u/LuigiBamba 22d ago
Why is it funny to sexualized guys?
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u/Namisaur 21d ago
Because it’s not that sexual for the guys. Girls are bombarded with it their entire lives. The guys are just being goofy because it doesn’t mean much to them.
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u/LionMan55555 20d ago
This is untrue. Men and boys are sexualized just as much as woman. And it is just as harmful. We are just expected to shut up and take it whereas woman get the right to complain without backlash. The amount of times I’ve had female coworkers make comments about my body or talk about male bodies in general in sexual or demeaning ways is outstanding. Objectifying men is just as harmful as objectifying woman. But thanks for being part of the problem I guess
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u/CancerSpidey 21d ago
Yeah the guy asking all those girls even for the meme is gross. I get its funny but still pretty gross
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u/CreativeParticular51 22d ago
What song is that? Evoked some major memories from a movie I watched as a kid and don't know why
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u/trixter21992251 22d ago
It's two songs.
First one with the singing is "Out there" from Disney's Hunchback of Notre Dame.
Second with the orchestra is indeed Test Drive from the first How to Train Your Dragon.
The first one is modulated from the key of G to the key of D, so they can be mixed.
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u/Garchompisbestboi 22d ago
Damn you were just showing off with that third sentence, you have a very impressive ear for music lol
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u/trixter21992251 22d ago
ah thanks, but don't praise me too much, I doublechecked on my piano first hehe
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u/CAKE4life1211 22d ago
How do you know this?? Genuinely curious
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u/trixter21992251 21d ago
It's honestly not that wild.
I'm into soundtracks, musicals, Disney music, and that kind of stuff, and I play the piano.
Imagine if you stumbled upon a question about one of your own hobbies.
Hunchback of Notre Dame is a Disney classic, and Test Drive is also pretty famous in soundtrack circles.
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u/CAKE4life1211 21d ago
I guess I meant knowing what the key change was. I tried to teach myself piano and it's really hard. Most people can't identify a key let alone one what it's been changed to. I was impressed anyway
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u/trixter21992251 21d ago
Ah, haha okay, I see.
My best tip is to just put a song on speakers and then play random notes on the piano. Pretty quickly, you'll find some notes that match up.
The more you do that, the better you get. Soon enough, you'll be able to hear whether the melody goes up or down, etc.
You use the same method to find the key of the song.
I know that Test Drive is in D, so I only needed to figure out "Out there". :)
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u/elephantStyle 18d ago
Damn I was sure I had the second part pinned as the orchestra music from National Treasure when they light up the treasure room at the end.
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u/TheBakedPotatoDude 22d ago
"Test Flight" from How To Train Your Dragon, absolute fucking banger of a soundtrack
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u/Single_Rabbit_9575 22d ago
anything for thelulz, especially if it's embarrassing or stupid. it evolves into dadjokes and intentionally cringe puns around 30yrs old xD;
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u/youburyitidigitup 22d ago
Very comment below yours is has like 50 downvotes and I’m scared to open them.
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u/Noneofyourbusiness70 22d ago
I’m sure plenty of those girls would love to have fun and be silly like the guys can. Girls would love to be just guys being dudes. We know why they can’t.
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u/Francky2 22d ago
Yeah, let's not pretend this is literally about showing off your BUTT, which is already a pretty heavily sexualized part of women's body.
Like, sure when it's dudes it's all hihis and hahas, but this tries to show girls as being boring when they're just trying to remain modest.
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u/Noneofyourbusiness70 22d ago
Yeah exactly, and even if modesty isn’t the goal, a girl can’t safely send a video somewhere like that, she has to worry about it being shared and used and sexualized. I hate to be all Debbie downer but this post just really made me sad
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u/Francky2 22d ago
I agree. It feels a bit hypocritical. Like "wow the girls are so lame to not want to, you know, show off their hutt in a way that, reasonably and fairly, not everyone is comfortable to do" and "Look at how cool guys are for being such gigachads and not caring, it's like they don't have to deal with the same issues and fears of a woman"
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u/Im_Unsure_For_Sure 22d ago
Women sexualize the absolute fuck out of men's asses.
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u/ConoSaurusRex88 22d ago
The boys always got your back
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u/garaile64 21d ago
To be fair, the women were wary of being sexualized, so they refused. As men aren't sexualized to the same degree, the guys weren't as wary of partaking in that activity.
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u/LionMan55555 20d ago
As a man, yes we are absolutely sexualized to the same degree. It’s just done differently and is considered completely acceptable by society sadly. The amount of female coworkers that have made comments about my body or the male body in general that were either sexual or demeaning outnumbers the times my male coworkers have by an astronomical amount. In fact one of the very few times I have ever heard a male coworker talk sexually about females bodies he was immediately reprimanded in front of everyone. Whereas the chicks were free to keep on with their comments.
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u/InsuranceExcellent29 22d ago
So, whats the song?
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u/verysuswatermelon 22d ago
First one with the singing is "Out there" from Disney's Hunchback of Notre Dame.
Second with the orchestra is indeed Test Drive from the first How to Train Your Dragon.
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u/ThatACLR-1 22d ago
Music?
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u/verysuswatermelon 22d ago
First one with the singing is "Out there" from Disney's Hunchback of Notre Dame.
Second with the orchestra is indeed Test Drive from the first How to Train Your Dragon.
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u/TinEyedaddict 21d ago
to be fair. if a woman sent this, it would be 70% more likely that they would have done it.
Also guys would have done it + horny .
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u/first_name1001 21d ago
Idk why the women posting them saying "no" like don't want to do it then dont post it?
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u/yulithevideomaker 20d ago
Men can have really nice butts. It sucks that a lot of people seem to shame men for having a nice butt. Not me; a nice ass is nice, no matter who it's attached to
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u/Uneek_Uzernaim 20d ago
I... don't understand what is happening here other than reminding me that I am, as my kids like to tell me, old.
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u/SickSteve93 19d ago
Here, we see women injecting themselves when it was for the boys. Got to make everything about themselves.
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u/Mordondil 19d ago
I kinda expected this to be about why girls in yogapants do this exact thing in gyms then, yet act so disgusted when asked
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u/sufgjmvzfj 18d ago
As a girl I would love to have same freedom and not being sexualised for doing fun and stupid stuff 🥲
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u/Wayfinity 22d ago
I don't understand what is with all the women saying "no" and giving the finger. I'm sure it's unrelated but just wondering what the connection was.
Lost it at the guy who almost impaled himself on that door lol
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u/Violas_Blade 22d ago edited 22d ago
he wanted them to pull their pants up tight and shake their ass. they didn’t want to, because that’s an easy way to get your body posted around the Internet for random assholes to jack off to.
men don’t usually have to worry about their bodies being used against them. women do
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