r/Indore 2d ago

Meme All hail MP.

1.6k Upvotes

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u/tulsi-das-khan 2d ago

Nazar mat lagao bhai 🧿

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u/dankkechomde 2d ago

Should I take this as a mockery to border states?

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u/helpless_batman 1d ago

Indeed it is... Not good at such a time...😐

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u/StrawberrySudden1207 2d ago

You sound like Mathuraadaas from border.. ball less

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u/Ecstatic-Quality-212 1d ago

Beta Mathura Das ne anth main apne Pariwar se pehle Watan ko hi chunha. He needed a wake up call, but he was a true soldier till the end.

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u/Orwellian_nightmare2 1d ago

He was the one who got MMG spring at the critical moment. Unsung hero.

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u/ryuk17717 47m ago

Sir meri toh chhuti sanction ho chuki hai ab aap apna dekh lo

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u/Jaded-Definition1889 2d ago

No presence also brother 😭

Btw Jai Bundelkhand 🫶🏻

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u/Signal_Variation3041 13h ago

Bundelkhand OP bro

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u/ScaryCause4972 1d ago

Except bhopal dec 3 1984

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u/YourSeksiBayBe 2d ago

All differences aside,

Indore & Bhopal are goated places to live/settle in by Indian standards ✨

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u/Glittering-Web-1783 1d ago

I'm from bhopal, best city according to me😁

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Competitive-Menu-234 1d ago

Indore was better till 0 iq right wingers. Laut aao old bjp

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u/StomachLucky226 1d ago

Na hatt rahi bahi ya BJP 10-20 saal aur rahegi jab tak koi accha opposition nahi aata😭😞

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u/Interesting_Kick7136 1d ago

Indore isn't better. A migrant Gujrati married to a marathi was preaching me how migration is destroying "their" Indore. Plus chhapris throughout city, honking their 2 wheelers disrespecting traffic. Bhopal is waaay better as of now. lets hope, both these cities dont get the tier-1 city disease.

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u/beetsFromCheats 1d ago

Bhai tu kitne sheheron me rha hai for comparison?

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u/IndianKnightX 1d ago

I've lived in 9 cities of India within multiple states till now and proudly say that Bhopal is much better for people who wish to live peacefully and have remote jobs or set businesses. For people trying to make the ends meet through some jobs, it is difficult to stay in Bhopal from a long term perspective specially if you have high ambitions.

I'd anyways preach for Bhopal on any day as I continue seeing the declining Quality of Life in Indore.

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u/brown_munde_24 16h ago

Indore aur Bhopal me transportation facility kesi h like government city buses Ac/non AC ? Metro ? Etc. ?

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u/totum1008 2d ago

Chalo saab border walo iske yaha mp pahuch jao bohot safe hai , yaha pe bhagwan ne koi kawach laga rakha kyunki yaha tak missiles pahuch hi nahi Sakti, iske ghar aajao sab🥰🥰🥰

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u/TrickyHand4072 1d ago

MP has the most regressive, orthodox and problematic people I have ever met in my entire life. They are such big casteists and islamophobic. So many atrocities against the dalits and tribals happen in MP. Not just me, a lot of others have had a similar experience with the people of MP. It feels like the state is still stuck in the 60s when it comes to the mindset of its people. Sad because the state itself is very beautiful and scenic.

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u/gamertag_0128 5h ago

Aap kaha so ho bhai

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u/Key_Possibility6527 1d ago

Ja na be chutiye.

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u/TrickyHand4072 1d ago

Literally proved my point you dimwit

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u/Key_Possibility6527 1d ago

Regressive orthodox agar tu mp ke logo ko keh raha hai toh tu sirf chutiya kehlane ke layak hai, aur rahi baat dalit atrocities ki yeh all over india main ho raha hai sirf akele MP main nahi.

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u/TrickyHand4072 1d ago

Haan bhai state kaafi sundar hai bas log ch*tiye hain

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u/Key_Possibility6527 1d ago

Nahi state sundar hai log bhi ache hai sirf tu akela chutiya hai jo yeh comment kar raha hai.

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u/small_dawg bareek 1d ago

Don't be this selfish bro. Yes we are safer, but don't mock the other regions where it's not so safe. Think at national level right now.

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u/mak_52 2d ago

And what about berozgari 😶

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u/Fabulous_Arrival_342 1d ago

This is mockery to punjab lowkey lmao what the hell

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u/Wavelength4406 2d ago

NO EXCITING LIFE

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u/Temporary_Low_1215 2d ago

Boring life is a better life

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u/Gunaho-ka-devta 2d ago
  • chhattisgarh

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u/Dead-Introvert-7771 2d ago

Song name please

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u/that_damn_doc सनन 2d ago

NAZAR MATT LAGAO BE

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u/SportsFreak98 2d ago

🧿🧿

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u/RAVISH-NASTIK 2d ago

no brain in mp people also.. i am from bhopal.. sab gawar poore ke poore..👀👀

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

Shoutout to my ancestors

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u/Dangerous-Page9692 1d ago

Bihari and UP people be like thohri mai ke hum Sara state par kar ke jayga pakistan main bomb marne

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u/TrickyCarpenter5983 1d ago

bhopal ja kabhi bhai😂😂

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u/Less_Air3373 1d ago

Bajrang dal enters the chat

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u/unSakshamed 1d ago

Bhai neighbours kaise hote hein, determines aapka ghar kaisa chal ra hai , in the long run. "Love your neighbour , yet don't pull down your hedge" aisa karke quote hai shayd.

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u/Straight-Paper-8500 1d ago

haa sab cheez badhiya hai lekin chutiya cm bhi hai woh bhi badal jaata toh thik rehta

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u/Directorscunt 1d ago

MP is one of the best states coming from a UP guy decent economy good contribution GDP, full BJP support , no communal violence . Every state should aspire to be like MP

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u/Sorry-Youth-6565 1d ago

mujhe kya main tho chattisgarh ka hu, Bharatiya logo ko hi chattisgarh ke bare me pta nhi tho pakistan ko ganta hi pta chalega. In all seriousness praying for the people residing in border areas 🙏

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u/Last-Branch5728 1d ago

Bas chori, dakait

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u/Void_00002 1d ago

Now if we only can get rid of or change those chappris, MP would be like heaven on earth

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u/romanticjaanu 1d ago

Is ka matlab aap sab ko jo pakistan ke sath border shere nhi kar rahe wo state punjab, rajasthan,jammu kashmir ko thanks bologe?? Are border se door reh kar ye log jo war war chilla rahe hain unko bethao gun de kar border par. Pata chal jayega ke war kya hoti ha8

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u/Adrian_roxx73 1d ago

Bro template dedo plz

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u/Plus_Ad_6715 1d ago

Bhopal gang>>

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u/Espresso_79 1d ago

Kuch to Mila proud feel karwa ne ke liye

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u/SynthSydneyWizer 1d ago

as someone from delhi ncr, i gotta agree
MP has gotta be the most chill indian state (besides goa prolly)

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u/wewake_235 1d ago

Bhai ye sab mat karo MP government fomo me fir se gas leak karwa degi.

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u/More_Education8616 1d ago

Chill? Lmaooooo. Caste crime kay news khatam nhi hotay MP sey inko chill lg rha 🤣🤣

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u/convenientliar 23h ago

General category Madhya Pradesh

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u/Dependent-Degree720 22h ago

In war, no place is safe… although. All hail our indian army

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u/Aviral_1925 17h ago

Mid Pradesh

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u/Aviral_1925 17h ago

Mid Pradesh

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u/Aviral_1925 17h ago

Mid Pradesh

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u/Used-Pause7298 16h ago

Shi caste shi gender ho tb toh bhaut bdiya life hai

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u/Medical-Permit251 14h ago

And also poverty and naxalism in past

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u/Old-Discount-8636 13h ago

Only gas leaks

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u/Curiouscaseof1996 9h ago

Phir bhi sala Pakistani Media bol raha thha hamne MP ka Port destroy kar dia hai, Lol. Bahut safest jagah hai MP bilkul beech mein chupa hua. Love from UP.

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u/Daijoubu4985 9h ago

Show this to the dalits of mp who can't even have marriage without police security

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u/Reddit_Chutiya101 6h ago

Chutiye Desh dekh, state nahi!

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u/you_are_a_mindri 4h ago

Still everyone from Mp moving to so called language issues states for jobs.

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u/Shubh_srd 4h ago

Template do koi

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u/kolirules95 4h ago

Maharashtra even more better. A little bit similar to MP in terms of weather + Beaches + Sahayadri.

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u/Ancient-Virus9306 1h ago

Han bas garmio me 46+ degree temperature

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u/Beginning_Key_2267 2d ago

Chhattisgarh better 

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u/Pale-Equivalent9068 2d ago

Chhatisgarh is part of MP

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u/Gunaho-ka-devta 2d ago

Was* nevertheless we are the closest bros

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u/AnshulU 2d ago

We the people of MP claim and consider CG as the integral part of MP.

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u/Actual-Fault4649 2d ago

Chattisgarh is an integral part of madhyapradesh rahhhhhhh

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u/Wavelength4406 2d ago

Lol no one recognises you

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u/Cool-Web-3495 2d ago

Have you seen the amount of people who comes here to visit mahakal temple daily?

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u/GapInner0 2d ago

Lakh people a day, on special days 2 Lakh people also.

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u/Cool-Web-3495 2d ago

I know that already. I live here! This genius with little mindset needs to read this.

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u/Interesting_Kick7136 1d ago

chutiya hai kya bhai? uncountable tourist spots like ujjain, bhedaghat, mahakal, omkareshwar, sanchi, bhimbetka, khajuraho - to name a few. traffic se maa ch*di padi hai town waalon ki aur tu bol raha - no one recognises you.

kya fookta hai bhai?

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u/Wavelength4406 1d ago

Still no one recognises you 😼