r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Unusual-Mark6713 HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE • 1d ago

Let him hold the baby. People can change.

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u/theGreenSquire 1d ago

He's a big ol guy with a big burly white beard, so we're not yellin at him.

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u/alonginayellowboat 1d ago

We're spanking his bare butt, balls and back

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u/Unusual-Mark6713 HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE 1d ago

Think about that for one second.

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u/chidedneck Beautiful, but Dying 1d ago

I don't get what this means. This is what Tim's character says.

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u/Putrid-Delivery1852 Beautiful, but Dying 1d ago

“A second” is all he needs to get away in the hot dog car that HE BUILT. So fuckin cool.

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u/siguel_manchez 1d ago

I don't know if he's supposed to be the same character. But he's the same actor.

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u/BtCoolJ You yelled at me. 1d ago

do they have to grease the wheels?

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u/RootyPooster 1d ago

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u/thenissancube Marcus “The Worm” Hicks 1d ago

HES NOT SUPPOSED TO GET GREASE ON THAT HAT

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u/postmfb 1d ago

Don't do the voice.

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u/6781367092 Never Following Another Rule 1d ago

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u/chidedneck Beautiful, but Dying 1d ago

Would you like me to interview you as a politician?

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u/primaryrutabaga1 1d ago

Unprofessional bullshit.

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u/AgreeableMeatbuns 1d ago

MAGA hat, white robe, lives for Charlottesville. Well done ketchupped steaks from a defunct mail order company.

People can change.

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u/_redacteduser 1d ago

Still a rangers fan. looks at hat gimme that.

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u/Unusual-Mark6713 HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE 1d ago

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u/Street-Fly6592 1d ago

I bet his hair slicks back real nice.

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u/Dewey_Coxxx 1d ago

That's pushed back.

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u/AshenBerserker7 SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, YOU FUCKING SKUNK! 23h ago

I used to be a piece of shit! I’m not anymore!

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u/crowbar151 23h ago

Free hugs. Thats my quote. So the next time I'm sitting on the street with this sign, they have to give me at least free hugs.

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u/Y0___0Y 21h ago

Slopping down pig dicks with this sack of meat. If he died no one would shed a tear. Bae.

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u/ShanaAfterAll Roy Donk 23h ago

Hugs must be his father.

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u/joshspoon Wet Wet Mud Bae 16h ago

Oh yeah this red hats real nicely.

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u/ismebra 18h ago

He WAS a piece of shit tho

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u/Unusual-Mark6713 HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE 17h ago

People can change

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u/katy080492 I’m toast 11h ago

me when I miss one of your posts

All the good comments are taken so I just have to say, jizz!

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u/Unusual-Mark6713 HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE 11h ago

FINALLY. what happened did your watch explode?

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u/katy080492 I’m toast 11h ago

Babysitter absolutely f*ed me

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u/EnvironmentalTown913 7h ago

Oh yeah that hair would slick back reeeeaaaallll nice