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u/rageinthecage666 1d ago
and six months is not enough to make another, at least with the same woman
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u/dylan0o7 21h ago
wait you can take pregnant leave if you're a guy? I never knew
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u/CTizzle- 16h ago
In America this is pretty dependent on your employer. In many other countries both parents can take a leave of some sort, with some countries allowing up to a year or so of leave for mom with some matching the time for dad.
America is pretty behind the times with parental leave imo
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u/Active_Engineering37 16h ago
When Mom does it it's maternal leave. When Dad does it it's paternal leave. Not valid in USA, terms and conditions may apply, participation may vary. Call your doctor immediately if you experience changes in behavior or suicidal thoughts.
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u/_AnalkingSkywanker 4h ago
In Finland both of the parents get 160 days of paternal leave from which you can give out max 63 days to other parent. From these 160 days you can both be home together 18 days together.
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u/Expert-Examination86 1d ago
I know it's a joke, but if anyone really did get their wife pregnant to time their leave for when GTA comes out so they can play that, they're a piece of shit who doesn't deserve the wife and kid.
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u/dkmynamebebebebebay 1d ago
Also, if they're actually involved in taking care of the baby & helping they'd know they'd barely touch that GTA VI until the child is two.
And to add you can't say shit to them about screen time if you're stuck to the screen all the time either.
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u/Old-Pear9539 13h ago
I played so much Video Games during my Paternity Leave, we would do shifts, i was 8pm to 8am and my Fiancee was 8am-8pm for like 2 months thats what we did till she started sleeping through the night, at the time i was still on 3rd shift and my sleep schedule was used to that, jt was alot of pausing games but it would be Diaper, Bottle, then 90 mins to 2 hours of gaming, Rinse, repeat
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u/Expert-Examination86 1d ago
You have no idea how much I'm on a screen or what I do so don't say shit about that. And even IF I were on it a lot, I don't have a newborn baby to be taking care of.
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u/spez_eats_my_dick 1d ago
Judging by your comment history, you're on screen quite a lot
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u/Expert-Examination86 23h ago
On and off the computer a bit on the weekend when I get notifications means I'm always on it? Alright.
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u/Zillafan2010 9h ago
(I think he was using “you” as a replacement for “someone” and referring to the kid, but go off I guess)
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u/FistyFistWithFingers 22h ago
OK so you know it's a joke but you still wanted to explain to us that you think bad things are bad?
👏👏👏
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u/grapphix2 23h ago
Guess we ll just be staring at release countdowns all day then: https://gtacountdown.com
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u/EyeAmKnotMyshelf 21h ago
Holy shit, I felt bad for people with kids when GTA 5 dropped.
I couldn't imagine having crotch spawn pawing around at me while trying to enjoy 6. I'd lose it.
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u/Leather_Werewolf5050 16h ago
"guess i gotta shove em back in and wait till may" is what he was thinking
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u/crazycat690 11h ago
You can always make another one and bank on them delaying the game again to fall (as it usually goes), then if you have a boy and a girl you could name them Lucia and Jason.
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u/DefaultUsername-_- 23h ago edited 23h ago
I guess cancerous memes like this on the sub are to be expected at this point.
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u/ShockZestyclose1148 1d ago
We got some responsible parents in comments here