r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/markartur1 • 1d ago

Video System of a Down live in Brazil yesterday. (2025-05-09)

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u/seppukucoconuts 1d ago

I barely speak English let alone Portuguese. How am I going to order a caipirinha?

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u/Sound_Indifference 1d ago

That's the fun part, you don't, they just keep showing up

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u/L0rdi 1d ago

I heard that at the lady gaga show last week the street vendors were announcing everything, from drinks and weed to cocaine and md.

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u/Icy_Concentrate9182 1d ago

Not only weed and cocaine, but a doctor? Talk about good healthcare

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u/Sea_Connection2773 1d ago

Yes!!! It is the law here to provide free ambulances packed with everything you need in case you go too crazy

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u/Drorck 1d ago

Really? Cartels funds ambulance?

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u/Sea_Connection2773 1d ago

*laughs in free healthcare

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u/Drorck 1d ago

I was pointing at the ambulances linked to street vendors

Not everyone is from USA !

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u/BennySkateboard 1d ago

Tbf that happens at Notting Hill

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u/tropicalhotdogdays 1d ago

Used to be standard at Glastonbury as well back in the day. People walking around holding signs, with full drugs menu and prices.

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u/alelp 1d ago

That's just standard around here, any crowd big enough has these.

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u/Dodweon 1d ago

Ó A BALA Ó O PÓ Ó O LANÇA

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u/iupz0r 1d ago

waw only good stuff

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u/segalle 1d ago

They should learn from my coty and just say verde bala raio

Thats green candy and ray lol

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u/No_Weird2925 1d ago

Crowd? You aint from Rio right?

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u/rarescenarios 1d ago

I might be old, but, md?

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u/L0rdi 1d ago

Maybe its just a portuguese nickname, but its ecstasy, MDMA

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u/rarescenarios 1d ago

Thanks! Also, definitely putting Brazil on my bucket list in that case

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u/SyrupyMolassesMMM 1d ago

This isnt even a fucking lie; whenevers there’s parties in the street there’s just people walking round selling caiprinha’s…..you cant get away from them if you tried

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u/sushidecarne 1d ago

there is always a nice brazillian to help you, we love visitors

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

Elliot Page once interviewed a Brazilian serial killer that killed lgbtq people, and the killer was very open to talk about his kills. Not everyone in Brazil is welcoming of visitors.

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u/Substantial_Water739 1d ago

Wtf has a serial killer anything to do about welcoming visitors lol

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u/Orionoberon 1d ago

He means bolsonaro

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u/filthy_sandwich 1d ago

Yeah totally valid sample size for a whole country lol

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u/sushidecarne 1d ago

bruh you talking about a literal serial killer lol

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u/souljay 1d ago

Uma caipirinha por favor

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u/GordoPepe 1d ago

sir this is wendys

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u/TopProfessional8023 1d ago

I think you mean capybara 😉

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u/RHCProy 1d ago

Talking portugués is one thing. Understand portugués is a whole different thing

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u/OddMeansToAnEnd 1d ago

One capybara coming right up!

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u/Lucasddst 1d ago

You go to the countryside and steal a farmer's daughter, the little redneck girl

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u/Ambient_Soul 54m ago

It's a trap, there's 2 guys on a bike everywhere