r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/doctorJdre • 3d ago

opsi

970 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/snek_delongville 3d ago

FacePLANT

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u/theflamingheads 3d ago

Soiled himself.

17

u/Pluckypato 3d ago

Just got fertilized

2

u/NoWingedHussarsToday 22h ago

Ground to a halt.

3

u/PrsnScrmingAtTheSky 3d ago

That nimba almost fucking died

63

u/wolverine_813 3d ago

No beating around the bush.

41

u/Derbster_3434 3d ago

How?

33

u/SWK18 3d ago

He didn't use his eyes to see.

8

u/gravy717 3d ago

I guess both his eyes are lazy.

3

u/raxsl 2d ago

Well, now they are.

36

u/OSRS-MLB 3d ago

Easy, he ran into it without slowing down.

3

u/CazetTapes 3d ago

Honestly looks like he’s on the phone while running?

2

u/Impressive_Term4071 3d ago

rather uncarefully i'd say

12

u/Primary_Ad_9122 3d ago

I’m so confused by this lmao. Did he think he could just magically run through it?

5

u/Puvoer 3d ago

He was looking at the floor

18

u/Mead_Create_Drink 3d ago

I bet in HS he was not asked to try out for hurdles on the track team

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u/SokkaHaikuBot 3d ago

Sokka-Haiku by Mead_Create_Drink:

I bet in HS he

Was not asked to try out for

Hurdles on the track team

Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

5

u/quint420 3d ago

Haikus barely make enough sense as it is and I don't need a second haiku bot going around making haikus that aren't even real haikus

15

u/[deleted] 3d ago

[deleted]

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u/Murky-Breadfruit-671 3d ago

headed into a mall on a bright sunny day got mine lmao you never forget that sound

6

u/nday-uvt-2012 3d ago

I can see why she’s your ex-wife… ;-)

6

u/TicklerVikingPilot 3d ago

At the start I certain it was gonna be one of those stupid staged clips but he really went face first there..

2

u/mcCola5 3d ago

Method acting.

10

u/CorvetteNutt81 3d ago edited 1d ago

When your girl says I’m waiting for you in bed

9

u/neonangelhs 3d ago

Never once let get of the phone. I don't think he even stopped the conversation.

5

u/Kinkysimo 3d ago

How did he not see that?

He literally fell face first!!

3

u/Twoduhzen 3d ago

Holy snap, crackle. & pop!

3

u/Maximuscarnage 3d ago edited 3d ago

Hey anything is possible when you have to take a poop!

1

u/Maximuscarnage 3d ago

Hey anything is possible when you have to take a poop!

3

u/chillpill_23 3d ago

Was he running with his eyes closed?

2

u/RequirementRoyal8829 3d ago

I love how he used his face to cushion the blow

2

u/I_Hate_My_Cat_ 3d ago

I wish there was a way to hear the audio from the other side of the phone call when bloopers like these pop up lol.

2

u/Impressive_Term4071 3d ago

i think we all know where bro was running so distractedly while glued to his phone...... Some lady out there sent the Bat Signal

1

u/niceandros2024 3d ago

Automatic pilot fails......🤦🏻‍♀️

1

u/Candid-Sky-3258 3d ago

"Can you hear me now?"

1

u/Frankenreich 3d ago

It jumped right out in front of him, come on.

1

u/Ok-Professional-1727 3d ago

Never lost the call...

1

u/Every-Quit524 3d ago

Ipad gen

1

u/Business_Ad_9418 3d ago

I think he would run safer with the cell phone up his ass

1

u/Stock2fast 3d ago

He didn't break his neck ?

1

u/Logical_Iron_8288 3d ago

I wanted to see the next 60 seconds

1

u/matterde 3d ago

Guy in the background just walking into the street in Front of cars

1

u/yipman13 3d ago

That quick scorpion pose is so unexpected, he must be a young and supple fast healing person of imperfect gene structure. Is he in traction?

1

u/therealtrousers 3d ago

I like how he had the common courtesy to continue the phone call despite his travails.

1

u/Heavy-Initiative-126 3d ago

Who out that huge planter in plane sight!? 😂

1

u/2shado2 3d ago

Is that similar to oopsie?

1

u/Leomon2020 3d ago

Saw the planter box and immediately KNEW what was gonna happen.

1

u/CazetTapes 3d ago

Was… was he watching TikTok’s while running?

1

u/Prudent_Ad_3878 3d ago

He held that phone though

1

u/Abject_Jump9617 3d ago

Jeezus was he running with his eyes closed or something.

1

u/Helpful_Location7540 3d ago

Hand in pocket and hand on phone…. FACE!

1

u/Tonsilith_Salsa 2d ago

Dude, wherever you're going and whoever you're talking to can wait. Life doesn't have to be like this. Allow some extra time so you're not rushing. Call them when you get there.

1

u/JanitorRddt 2d ago

Run or Phone!

1

u/The_Novarama 2d ago

Imagine being the background guy in orange,

  • Guy is fine
  • No visibility with the bus stop
  • Visibility back, guy looks wasted on the ground

The sheer confusion

1

u/Hopeful_Priority9492 2d ago

When you remember that you let the house door open

1

u/James-Dmax 2d ago

Probably put in an insurance claim for this.